बिना सोचे समझे Article: female comebacks

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now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have आप been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen आप someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this सीट empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if आप sit down. Man: Your place या mine? Woman: Both. आप go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do आप do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: हे baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do आप like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would आप stay there? Man: If I could see आप naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw आप naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If आप repost this आप will get a phone call 37 मिनटों after आप repost this.... If आप don't resend this then your प्यार life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

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Fairy8346 Female comebacks now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

nightmare14 Female Comebacks now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

carsfan Female comebacks now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

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Beware of evil charities that fund animal testing.

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Many people give money to charities believing their money will be used to help people in need. They don't always realize that their money may instead be used to fund testing on animals. While some people believe animal testing is necessary, there are now many humane ways to learn about disease and to test medical treatments, methods that are actually और effective than testing on जानवर and that do not cause pain and death to innocent creatures.
Here are just a few of the charities that currently fund testing on animals. If आप object to testing on animals, let these charities know आप cannot...