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ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The टैको, taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: आप are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET आप FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: आप धुंधला काले रंग, डुन, डन TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought आप picked a दिन out of a hat for that या something.

ME: कैन्डी दिन is when I say it is कैन्डी Day. It's when I say it is कैन्डी Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not that time.

ME: आप thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---

CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.

ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.

CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.

ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.

CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.

ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas फ्रेंड्स to help celebrate it.

CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through हैलोवीन without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.

ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.

CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes आप have been in today.

ME: Midget दिन Parade.

CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.

ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....

CONSCIENCE: Were आप gonna finish that thought.

ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess आप were talking to me.

CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could आप possibly have to offer me?

ME: A song.

CONSCIENCE: आप can't sing. आप can barley form a coheiret sentence.

ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.

CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, आप दिखाना me what आप got!

ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫

CONSCIENCE: More....

ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town

Of fifty folks या so but monsters were around

A Million years पूर्व but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day

On every other night they never made a sound, when the गाना birds went quiet and the Sun went down

Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''

Never wait a moment when आप share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above

But what आप feel inside is not just प्यार persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day

So give a little gift to everyone आप knew and If आप had a कद्दू they might like that too

And although आप may scare them, they won't go away, because we all प्यार on Ghostmas Daaaay♫

CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING

ME: आप have no holiday spirit.
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GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So आप have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! हे girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did आप know चुंबन is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken सूप actually makes आप feel better. 94% of boys would प्यार it if आप sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your चोटी, शीर्ष lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult आप when they like you! 89% of guys want आप to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. चॉकलेट will make आप feel better! Most...
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इनुयाशा
INUYASHA
HERES MY चोटी, शीर्ष TEN सूची OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE ऐनीमे IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE आप START WATCHING आप JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST ऐनीमे IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
ऐनीमे SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
नारूटो
NARUTO
औरान हाइ स्कूल होस्ट क्लब
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 नारूटो SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
डेथ नोट
DEATH NOTE
1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell आप to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on कचरा, जंक, रद्दी खाना when they told आप not to
12.spend their money and claim आप donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to आप yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and आप can use these to annoy your brother या sister and watch the fun :-))
posted by मिलोरोक्स18
1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they किस आप and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they मछली for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time आप lick a stamp.

-It takes और calories to eat a piece of अजवायन, अजवाइन than the अजवायन, अजवाइन provides आप with.

-Many people think eating मछली makes आप और intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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I am often starting to be a प्रशंसक of something but If आप are प्रशंसक of somebody/something there can always be a situation when आप will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that या something simmilar. But then आप start to feel distracted. आप don't know what to start with. Maybe आप are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help आप to stop being a प्रशंसक easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So आप just understood that आप don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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Source: microsoft
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny आप think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: अगला to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: अगला to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
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the misheard lyrics of the song numa numa... with pictures! make sure u don't miss the credits
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बिना सोचे समझे
hilarious
stupid
numa numa
misheard
lyrics
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