"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do आप want?" "I'm calling to रिपोर्ट my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank आप very much for the call, sir." The अगला day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
It all started when Chloe was in the रसोई, रसोईघर making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these कपकेक in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these कपकेक in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected द्वारा wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited द्वारा one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit या other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that आप have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers या water witches. Someone who can locate water या लॉस्ट object with a rod या wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see या sense aura, या energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected द्वारा wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited द्वारा one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit या other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that आप have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers या water witches. Someone who can locate water या लॉस्ट object with a rod या wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see या sense aura, या energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week आप eat या want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 या 10.
Let's say आप eat चॉकलेट 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number द्वारा 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the पूर्व result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that द्वारा 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current साल (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If आप haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming आप were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 या 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one या two digits will be the number of times per week आप eat या want चॉकलेट (the number आप specified in the first step).
8 pieces of चॉकलेट a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say आप eat चॉकलेट 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number द्वारा 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the पूर्व result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that द्वारा 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current साल (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If आप haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming आप were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 या 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one या two digits will be the number of times per week आप eat या want चॉकलेट (the number आप specified in the first step).
8 pieces of चॉकलेट a week, 35 years of age.