Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed और half and half for the coffee.
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the ओवन and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, द्वारा mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an घंटा to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the ओवन and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, द्वारा mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an घंटा to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide द्वारा shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide द्वारा shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
knockoffs of hollywood blockbusters
the दिन the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
हैलोवीन night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the लॉस्ट world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
सड़क, स्ट्रीट racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
the दिन the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
हैलोवीन night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the लॉस्ट world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
सड़क, स्ट्रीट racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
