One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.
Selena:Miley....How'd आप get in my house?
Miley:.......Well the door was open.....
Tiffany:just forget it.
Taylor:So आप broke in?
Miley:No...I just came in.
Taylor:So your trespassing.
Miley:No.
Joe:Hey ladies.
All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Joe:What?
Selena:You broke in to my house.
Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.
Taylor:So आप broke in?
Joe:Noooo.
Demi:Get out of here Jacob.
Joe:My name's not Jacob.
Demi:But your अभिनय like him.Your a stalker.
Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't know I'm doing it.
Selena:Oh my god!
Taylor:That's what stalking is Joe.
Joe:Nuh-uh.
Miley:Joe your retarded.
Joe:Like your one to talk.
Miley:Shut up,you stalker!
Selena:Joe get out of my house!
Joe:But I प्यार you.
Selena:Eww.
Miley:Yeah,Eww.
Demi:Don't आप have to be pregnant somewhere else?
Joe:I'm not pregnant!
Demi:Not आप moron!Miley!
Miley:I'm not pregnant!
Demi:Yes आप are!
Tiffany:Alright,lets all just calm down.
Selena:Get out,you stalker!!!
Joe:No.I can't leave.
Taylor:Yes आप can!
Demi:Get out!!
Tiffany:Just get out Joe!!
Joe:You can't tell me what to do.
Selena:That's it.I'm calling the cops.
Joe:But I प्यार you!
*Selena picks up the phone and calls the cops.Demi hits Joe on the head with a lamp*
Selena:The police should be here soon.
Miley:Geez.
Demi:Shut up.
Tiffany:Hey guys,why do आप hate Miley?
Demi:Oh,so many reasons.
Selena:Yep.
Taylor:Uh-hu.
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To be continued.......
Selena:Miley....How'd आप get in my house?
Miley:.......Well the door was open.....
Tiffany:just forget it.
Taylor:So आप broke in?
Miley:No...I just came in.
Taylor:So your trespassing.
Miley:No.
Joe:Hey ladies.
All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Joe:What?
Selena:You broke in to my house.
Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.
Taylor:So आप broke in?
Joe:Noooo.
Demi:Get out of here Jacob.
Joe:My name's not Jacob.
Demi:But your अभिनय like him.Your a stalker.
Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't know I'm doing it.
Selena:Oh my god!
Taylor:That's what stalking is Joe.
Joe:Nuh-uh.
Miley:Joe your retarded.
Joe:Like your one to talk.
Miley:Shut up,you stalker!
Selena:Joe get out of my house!
Joe:But I प्यार you.
Selena:Eww.
Miley:Yeah,Eww.
Demi:Don't आप have to be pregnant somewhere else?
Joe:I'm not pregnant!
Demi:Not आप moron!Miley!
Miley:I'm not pregnant!
Demi:Yes आप are!
Tiffany:Alright,lets all just calm down.
Selena:Get out,you stalker!!!
Joe:No.I can't leave.
Taylor:Yes आप can!
Demi:Get out!!
Tiffany:Just get out Joe!!
Joe:You can't tell me what to do.
Selena:That's it.I'm calling the cops.
Joe:But I प्यार you!
*Selena picks up the phone and calls the cops.Demi hits Joe on the head with a lamp*
Selena:The police should be here soon.
Miley:Geez.
Demi:Shut up.
Tiffany:Hey guys,why do आप hate Miley?
Demi:Oh,so many reasons.
Selena:Yep.
Taylor:Uh-hu.
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To be continued.......
1.SpongeBob SqaurePants
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!
NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!
NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
1. Cause it felt like it.
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r प्रशंसकों of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r प्रशंसकों of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the चोटी, शीर्ष of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long दिन of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill कहा to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task द्वारा concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped गाना and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in और 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut घास makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be और अगला week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in और 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut घास makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be और अगला week.
