Over the many years of pikachu,if आप look closely पिकाचू has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
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Ash:Loose some weight आप fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his खाना up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me आप little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up आप little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill आप to!
*Brock कहा as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There आप are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't आप running?I told आप to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't आप loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until आप loose some weight!
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*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
________________________
Ash:Loose some weight आप fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his खाना up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me आप little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up आप little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill आप to!
*Brock कहा as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There आप are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't आप running?I told आप to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't आप loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until आप loose some weight!
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Because why not, right?
1. My प्रिय foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. या tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I प्यार प्यार प्यार प्यार retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My प्रिय रंग are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My प्रिय foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. या tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I प्यार प्यार प्यार प्यार retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My प्रिय रंग are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
April Fools is almost here, let's make it one to remember!
Good दिन Fanpoppers, I hope everyone's doing well! :)
So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some सलाह to others on how I make फैन्पॉप articles.
I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years लेखन content on Fanpop.
Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D
Pro Tip #1: Grammar
Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the प्यार of all that is holy,...
continue reading...
So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some सलाह to others on how I make फैन्पॉप articles.
I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years लेखन content on Fanpop.
Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D
Pro Tip #1: Grammar
Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the प्यार of all that is holy,...
