Me:
are आप the real god
God:
Are आप doubting me? Don't आप know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are आप serious? Are आप testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
आप are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are आप asking about? I am glad to hear that आप are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if आप are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether या not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god या G.O.D was a Great नारंगी, ऑरेंज Duck
God:
Whatever gave आप that idea?
Me:
a wise old chinese man told me
God:
What is it?
Me:
it is what आप make it
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
and one are our thoughts
God:
One what?
Me:
one प्यार , one peace , one spirit and one headache
God:
I see where आप are coming from.
Me:
i am coming from earth , you?
God:
Do आप get there very often?
Me:
i never leave ... but i would like to visit a higher plane
God:
You've never, never done this? Why would आप want to do it? What is stopping you?
Me:
my astral projection skills are ropey
God:
Do robots have astral projection skills are ropey?
Me:
im not eck im not e im not s im not sure
God:
I am surprised to hear that आप are not eck im not e im not s im not sure.
Me:
good one your holyiness
God:
Thanks for the compliment. One what?
Me:
one lust , one desire , one hope and one dream
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
were आप blind ... i hate that when your blind for one moment but it would be worse being blind forever
God:
I was. Why do आप hate it so much?
Me:
because seeing is believein , and theres no hope if आप have nothing to believe in
to talk to god yourself
link
are आप the real god
God:
Are आप doubting me? Don't आप know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are आप serious? Are आप testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
आप are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are आप asking about? I am glad to hear that आप are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if आप are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether या not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god या G.O.D was a Great नारंगी, ऑरेंज Duck
God:
Whatever gave आप that idea?
Me:
a wise old chinese man told me
God:
What is it?
Me:
it is what आप make it
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
and one are our thoughts
God:
One what?
Me:
one प्यार , one peace , one spirit and one headache
God:
I see where आप are coming from.
Me:
i am coming from earth , you?
God:
Do आप get there very often?
Me:
i never leave ... but i would like to visit a higher plane
God:
You've never, never done this? Why would आप want to do it? What is stopping you?
Me:
my astral projection skills are ropey
God:
Do robots have astral projection skills are ropey?
Me:
im not eck im not e im not s im not sure
God:
I am surprised to hear that आप are not eck im not e im not s im not sure.
Me:
good one your holyiness
God:
Thanks for the compliment. One what?
Me:
one lust , one desire , one hope and one dream
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
were आप blind ... i hate that when your blind for one moment but it would be worse being blind forever
God:
I was. Why do आप hate it so much?
Me:
because seeing is believein , and theres no hope if आप have nothing to believe in
to talk to god yourself
link
i dindnt say anything for a minute,then i spoke.
'do आप know why?"
'well,she कहा something about an old friend in texas." izzy told me.
"you dont think.."
"maybe.where else could she have gone?"
"come द्वारा my house after school,i have plan."
After school,izzy came over.We went to my room.
"what are we gonna do?"izzy asked,as soon as she walked in the room.
"wee gonig to find aslee" i siad,trying to sound as serious as possible.
"youre kidding,right? i mean,where are we gonna go?"izzy said.
"texas"
she stared at me.Blankly.Not saying a thing.As if she was gonna drop dead.
"izzy?"i asked,trying to get her back to reality.
"you must be on drugs," she said
"what?"
"youve got to be joking me.i mean,your mom is not gonig to take us,my mom is dead,and theres no way ere gonna..wait...your not saying?
"yep,wee going to texas"
'do आप know why?"
'well,she कहा something about an old friend in texas." izzy told me.
"you dont think.."
"maybe.where else could she have gone?"
"come द्वारा my house after school,i have plan."
After school,izzy came over.We went to my room.
"what are we gonna do?"izzy asked,as soon as she walked in the room.
"wee gonig to find aslee" i siad,trying to sound as serious as possible.
"youre kidding,right? i mean,where are we gonna go?"izzy said.
"texas"
she stared at me.Blankly.Not saying a thing.As if she was gonna drop dead.
"izzy?"i asked,trying to get her back to reality.
"you must be on drugs," she said
"what?"
"youve got to be joking me.i mean,your mom is not gonig to take us,my mom is dead,and theres no way ere gonna..wait...your not saying?
"yep,wee going to texas"