Q .. How do आप sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. आप keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to आप keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q .. What do आप do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.