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posted by I_love_Mikey
For those of आप who feel या have felt like the entire world is crumbling down around you, you're not alone.

I am not suggesting therapy, या some rehab group. (Though, if you're open to it, let me know, I'll help आप find someone.) I am saying that, if आप feel alone... broken, या just... flat out distraught and lost, then I know what it's like...

If you're losing everything, and gaining things आप don't want, if change is progressing too fast, या things are neutral and just not right... and आप think; "it'll never get better" then it won't. आप have to focus on the positive to make anything change. Positive thoughts are the key, whether आप believe it या not.

Herbs, incense, and candles help. A good way to get herbs if आप can't, is in tea. चाय is a good anti-anxiety, and it builds up your immune system. Make sure when आप drink it, to drink caffeine-free tea, though.

I'm sure there're nights where आप want to take a few pills, drink a little, and crash. But if आप keep ignoring problems like that, they build up until आप have a pile so high आप can't see anymore and आप crash. आप can't fix problems sometimes, but आप can help them. Don't ignore them, but maybe don't take action either. आप can always rant to a friend, write in a journal... etc. I'm sure if आप need, a school counselor will be there to support you. There are plenty और options than most people notice.

If आप need a friend या someone to talk to, इनबॉक्स me. I'll listen; I'm not a cop, या your mom. Just a friend. There's nothing आप have to hide from me.
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For my friend.
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If आप climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a सांड, बैल from the front, a horse from the rear या a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean आप have to offer it a place to sit down.

If आप find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the फ्रोज़न खाना doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps आप out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around क्रिस्मस time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if आप can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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posted by Joe1996
1. When आप get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why आप were speeding, tell him आप wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend आप are deaf.

4. If he asks if आप knew how fast आप were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if आप can see his gun.

6. When he says आप aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why आप were speeding, tell him आप had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him द्वारा his first name.

11. Pretend आप are gay and ask...
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posted by मिलोरोक्स18
Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if आप talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're फ्रेंड्स with other guys.

But when you're sitting अगला to us, and some बिना सोचे समझे guy walks into the room
 and आप jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if आप sit there and talk to him for ten मिनटों without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and बंदूकों and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of बिस्तर and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the बिस्तर he gets on चोटी, शीर्ष of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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