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Claire's dad Ruanet
NOT CHARTERS FROM TWILIGHT



Tomorrow is a new day, to bad. Why? I have no freaking idea; Just ask these crazy evil people who think they are helping me. Everyone thinks they know what I’m going through या that they can help me.
Let me start over, My name is Claira Hale. I’m a special “person”, I have long brown hair green eyes. Oh… and I’m a werewolf. Yea. See my life is complicated, not only am I the Chief’s ONLY Daughter, I’m the “Silver one” whatever that is, see only a week पूर्व I was the most Normal person ever nothing special about me. I went to school, had my friends, my family was normal या so I thought. Yesterday I started feeling bad so I go घर and my dad starts freaking out and अगला thing I know there’s a 340 pound brown भेड़िया in my living room.
Just then I start getting smaller या shorter, growing fur, and my teeth become sharp and long. So here I am a grayish wolf, standing 5 feet away from my भेड़िया dad. So आप see how I could think I’m going crazy. So of course I had to see if I had a tail, so I started spinning in a वृत्त looking like a idiot. “Claire, Claire क्लैम down” my dad told me walking over to me “CLAM DOWN, I’m a DOG how, why sould I क्लैम down?!” “first so I can explain, सेकंड your not a dog, you’re a wolf” “Well then that makes it better” I replied, he ignored my tone and continued “first आप need to change back” Well of course “How do I do that” “think human” I just looked at him “Think about being human” So I thought and started to grow my फर shrieked and I could stand up
“See that wasn’t so hard” I looked down, I was wearing the same thing I had when I changed “I guess not” I looked my dad was dad, I rubbed my eyes “I think it’s time I explain” “you think” he went to get his keys “Claire I think we should go somewhere else” “why” “it will help me tell you” “ok” “go get in the truck” as I started to walk outside dad pulled out his phone and called someone, द्वारा the time a was in the truck I heard a भेड़िया howl, it was common to hear it, just it felt different like I knew it was calling it’s pack, I have always liked भेड़िया wanted to study them but because of what just happened I might rethink that carrier choice. Dad got in the truck and started west “where are we going to?” no mistaking the fear in my voice “to met some old friends” he seemed nervous and excited at once, “oh..” after about 20 मिनटों of driving we pulled up to a long drive way when a say long that’s just what a mean to. “Claire?” “Yea Dad” “Are आप worried?” YES “Not really” I was not about to admit that I was terrified he could see that but I had to try, Ya see, all my life I lived with my Dad it was just us my mom died from a mountain lion attack didn’t have any brothers या sisters it was great, many times Dad went fishing trip 5 या 6 times a week never for to long though I never asked और then how was it? And did आप have a good day? Now think he was doing something more. We got to the end of the drive way and saw a few people looking at me. They all looked, well strange. Three my lucky number it gave me the smallest bit of hope. Three guys standing outside my truck a well muscled men about 21, a lighter older man looked important black short hair gray in it about 40 then there was a boy about my age maybe 16 short cropped black and skin lighter then the others but darker then me brown eyes that looked like दूध चॉकलेट and very lean cut the weird thing was he was looking at me. Like I was a ghost of a princess, I since of respect and dignity like he didn’t want to दिखाना that level of respect. Dad was already out of the truck talking to the older looking man “Richard, it time” I heard my dad say “I thought so” the man named Richard was saying “Claire” I jumped out of the car at my dad’s bellowing voice “Claire this is Richard Greene, that over there” he pointed at the 21 साल old “Is Seth Greene, and that” Pointing to the youngest “Is Jacob Drainere” I wanted to be very polite to the only one who looked like he didn’t want me here, it wasn’t a ‘go to hell’ look but a ‘She doesn’t deserve to have that look’ “Hello” I कहा in my sweetest voice “Hello, Claire” Oh my god, His voice was deep, soft, and had a बास sound to it almost magical, I played his words in my head over and over again, I shivered then I remembered that I could blush a spoke again to hide my red cheeks. “H..hello



See not so bad, if i get a few टिप्पणियाँ i'll post part 2
 Claire as a wolf, (no diamond)
Claire as a wolf, (no diamond)
I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to पार करना, क्रॉस the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service डेस्क and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid या a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
I couldn't post this as a सवाल since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight प्रशंसक on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. आप can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a टिप्पणी दे to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the सवाल had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a पंच in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few मिनटों early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything आप write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read सवालों aloud, वाद-विवाद your जवाब with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children गाना in a row, then आप sneeze and आप fall down. Did आप ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - आप used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how आप knew आप had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - आप know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal प्रिय of mine) या a और scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell आप a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe आप can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when आप apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up द्वारा गाना समुद्र तट Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say आप taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny या not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would आप like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh आप gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: आप gonna tell me my fortune या what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell आप your fortune?


Random guy: आप कहा आप WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have आप been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and कुकीज़ don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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 ajl's user आइकन
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Hello fellow बिना सोचे समझे fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform आप that a certain new fanpoper with the यूज़रनाम of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a सवाल saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a मंच saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now आप will not be able to find these two contributions why आप ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if आप want proof that she कहा this check out this forum
link
Now आप may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have दिया us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We प्यार to be held, talked too but if आप press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very ब्रेव generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my फ्रेंड्स but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an ईमो from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I प्यार the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your दिल beat
Is my प्रिय lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If आप could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my घर though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes आप happy.
I always want आप to be happy.
I don't like it when आप cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with आप even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to हटाइए on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When आप leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe आप embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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