बिना सोचे समझे Article: I think I'm going insane.

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posted by 1122ridr

Em I going mad?

I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with पेंगुइन stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy या what? Do आप think I'm going insane? I bet that आप do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

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kwlski4ever You're not crazy , thats just obsession I think.

totaldramarox I'm no phsyciatrist( or however u spell it) but it sounds like your overobsessed with alice and wonderland.

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आप are और

posted by silverlocket

You are और than the choices that आप make. आप are और than the many hearts you’ll break. आप are और than your dreams that don’t come true. आप are और than whatever people think of you.
You are और than the things that आप say. आप are और than the places that आप stay. आप are और than the things that आप do. आप are और than I could ever think of you.
You are so much और than what आप think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make आप someone new. आप are more. आप are worth it. आप are so much greater than आप think...

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Funny super market joke**

posted by jessicamc26

A सुपरमार्केट had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some और trays and have them ready for आप द्वारा the time आप finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

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12 days of fast खाना

posted by karpach_14

On the first दिन of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big सूअर का मांस, बेकन Classic with cheese.

On the सेकंड दिन of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big सूअर का मांस, बेकन Classic with cheese.

On the third दिन of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big सूअर का मांस, बेकन Classic with cheese.

On the fourth दिन of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big सूअर का मांस, बेकन Classic with cheese.

On the fifth दिन of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five प्याज rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...

glad आप came

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my shrine part one

added by EllentheStrange

Source: me

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perfect life... think again chapter 1 (plz read)

posted by karpach_14

Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she कहा no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...

baby laughing devil

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baby, laugh

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i want my mama!

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baby, cute ,mama

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Moon&sea

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New Series: Come Fly With Me (An Advert)

added by -RandomChick-

A new series that's suppose to air soon. I प्यार that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D

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बिना सोचे समझे

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My बिना सोचे समझे Blog Type Thing 2.

posted by emilyroxx

Llamas R us

Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have आप noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying दिखाना ever.) आप know what दिखाना really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the दिखाना SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...

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Hurt chapter 2

posted by RosaluvzJB

Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to घर room. "Class, I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. कड़वा, कड़वाहट says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby." I raise my hand. "What do आप want, Dib?" Ms. कड़वा, कड़वाहट asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. कड़वा, कड़वाहट replies. "Do आप notice anything strange about...

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dbz version of ata taekwando ranks

posted by dbz9000

purple belt: kaio ken x1

blue belt: kaio ken x2

brown belt: kaio ken x3

red belt: kaio ken x4

red/black belt: false super saiyan

black belt: super saiyan

2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2

3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3

4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4

and so on.......... im false super saiyan

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New Self-Improvement Courses ((LMAO))

posted by TeamSongz4eva

RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 आप and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity

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My बिना सोचे समझे Blog Type Thing (Part SIX)

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, instead of just लेखन about बिना सोचे समझे things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a सूची of my absolute प्रिय words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original. 

1.    Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2.    Uber = It’s like very, but और epic.
3.    Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but आप don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4.    Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5.    Pie...

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the tunnels

posted by misscrazel

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Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.
We stumbled into the darkness
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be.
I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously.
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It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it.
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"

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Blight

posted by Jekyde

The following is a police tape of an interview with the only witness to a murder in the Aloceras Ravine.

Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.

Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?

Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what आप saw.

Bobby:Oh...where do I start?

Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.

Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.

Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?

Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped,...

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RESOLUTIONS FOR 2011.

posted by ShiningsTar542

Today is the perfect दिन to make a सूची of your resolutions for 2011!

There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:

1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy आप like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts आप या tells आप you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!

Which of these are on your list? Which do आप think आप can actually do for a whole year?

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New Mayan calendar found?

posted by carsfan

A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!

Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special तारीख, दिनांक in any way shape या form.

So now आप know… if आप fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing और than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.

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District 0 (Preview)

posted by numnumyellow67

Chapter 1
The District

I quietly and quickly pick the katniss plant's roots. Have to hurry home, या at least the ruined building I call my home. Living a destroyed old district, आप kind of get used to the idea of having to hurry back to ruined buildings, before the rats and bugs decide to settle into your so called home.I start on my way back, when I see a plump rabbit, just watching me desperately pick the roots, while coated in mud. This annoys me, and with one तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट movement, I चाकू the fat fool from afar. A direct hit. Perfect. I've been working on my चाकू throwing skills, and got a lucky...