From A Mother With प्यार (funny)
Dear Child,
I am लेखन this slow because I know that आप can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when आप left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your घर so we moved.
I won't be able to send आप the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the सेकंड time for four days. The कोट आप wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve कहा it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They कहा if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt या an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your फ्रेंड्स went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two फ्रेंड्स were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much और news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send आप some money but the envelope was already sealed.
Dear Child,
I am लेखन this slow because I know that आप can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when आप left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your घर so we moved.
I won't be able to send आप the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the सेकंड time for four days. The कोट आप wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve कहा it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They कहा if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt या an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your फ्रेंड्स went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two फ्रेंड्स were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much और news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send आप some money but the envelope was already sealed.
