WARNING: SHORT CHAPTER
Alice POV:
Dear Charlie,
My name is Alice Green. I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at Forks High school. I live in Forks, Washington. English is my प्रिय class. I प्यार सॉकर and football. I play सॉकर all the time. My प्रिय color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Jeep. I प्यार to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.
Your Pen Pal,
Alice Green
Charlie's POV
Dear Alice,
My name is Charlie Patterson. . I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at LaSalle High school. I live in London, England. English is my प्रिय class. I प्यार सॉकर and football. I play सॉकर all the time. My प्रिय color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Mercedes Benz. I प्यार to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.
Your Pen Pal,
Charlie Patterson
Alice POV:
Dear Charlie,
My name is Alice Green. I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at Forks High school. I live in Forks, Washington. English is my प्रिय class. I प्यार सॉकर and football. I play सॉकर all the time. My प्रिय color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Jeep. I प्यार to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.
Your Pen Pal,
Alice Green
Charlie's POV
Dear Alice,
My name is Charlie Patterson. . I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at LaSalle High school. I live in London, England. English is my प्रिय class. I प्यार सॉकर and football. I play सॉकर all the time. My प्रिय color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Mercedes Benz. I प्यार to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.
Your Pen Pal,
Charlie Patterson
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the फूल girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure आप disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call आप repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure आप set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill चॉकलेट fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid हटाइए द्वारा getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the फूल girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure आप disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call आप repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure आप set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill चॉकलेट fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid हटाइए द्वारा getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your फ्रेंड्स hit आप on the back and spit out a piece of white gum या a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until आप have $20 या more.
#7 If आप have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do शिशु come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob या संगीत videos.
#4 Go around गाना the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
