Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing आप have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at आप and puked. :p
What turns आप on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?
Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x
Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf
hmmmmmm.....
मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)
Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!
Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to किस you?
I wana..?
L-Fuck आप :)
M-TOUCH YOU
But..Y?
L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?
PICKUP LINES :)
1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel आप from the inside
3-Are आप tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns आप On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your कमीज, शर्ट i find आप rather perky.\
5-Where wud आप like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the फिल्में then we can watch बिना सोचे समझे people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy आप some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give आप a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida कहा it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do आप think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing आप have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at आप and puked. :p
What turns आप on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?
Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x
Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf
hmmmmmm.....
मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)
Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!
Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to किस you?
I wana..?
L-Fuck आप :)
M-TOUCH YOU
But..Y?
L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?
PICKUP LINES :)
1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel आप from the inside
3-Are आप tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns आप On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your कमीज, शर्ट i find आप rather perky.\
5-Where wud आप like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the फिल्में then we can watch बिना सोचे समझे people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy आप some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give आप a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida कहा it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do आप think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking फूल from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If आप can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy कचरा, जंक, रद्दी and sell antiques."
P.S. आप can tell और in your comments.
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking फूल from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If आप can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy कचरा, जंक, रद्दी and sell antiques."
P.S. आप can tell और in your comments.