Rules that guys wished girls knew..........
1. If आप think you're fat, आप probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If आप ask a सवाल आप don't want an answer to, expect an
answer आप don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless आप are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. कुत्ता are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon या the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything आप wear is fine. Really.
13. आप have enough clothes.
14. आप have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if आप must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what आप want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what दिन it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is और difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes आप think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we कहा 6 या 8 months पूर्व is inadmissible in an
argument. All टिप्पणियाँ become null and void after 7 days.
30. If आप don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we कहा can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes आप sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty आप are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if आप don't want the genie to come out.
34. आप can either ask us to do something या tell us how आप want it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever आप have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
आप do.
39. Telling us that the मॉडेल in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes आप look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from पढ़ना the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
If this offended any Girls throughout this‚ i'm sorry... but us girls should know this
1. If आप think you're fat, आप probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If आप ask a सवाल आप don't want an answer to, expect an
answer आप don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless आप are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. कुत्ता are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon या the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything आप wear is fine. Really.
13. आप have enough clothes.
14. आप have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if आप must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what आप want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what दिन it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is और difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes आप think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we कहा 6 या 8 months पूर्व is inadmissible in an
argument. All टिप्पणियाँ become null and void after 7 days.
30. If आप don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we कहा can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes आप sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty आप are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if आप don't want the genie to come out.
34. आप can either ask us to do something या tell us how आप want it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever आप have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
आप do.
39. Telling us that the मॉडेल in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes आप look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from पढ़ना the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
If this offended any Girls throughout this‚ i'm sorry... but us girls should know this
Once I was पढ़ना online... It कहा that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा खरीडिए like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
Do आप ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and आप cant go to sleep?
Do आप ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do आप ever hate everything around you?
Do आप ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that आप end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do आप ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
Do आप ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do आप ever hate everything around you?
Do आप ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that आप end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do आप ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
