WELDONE!
आप HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO आप - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!
dear fellow फैन्पॉप failures...
i have failed to bring आप the news of fail blog sooner...
some of आप may know but the rest of आप probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your दिन to दिन FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most बिना सोचे समझे posts of failed चित्र shots of failures पोस्टेड द्वारा dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make आप laugh! आप can take failed pictures your self and post them to fail blog.
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the best way to describe fail blog is a चित्र version of youve been framed... to spice up the fail site are a few vidios and wins with your common fail out loud photos.
my favourite is the screen shot of someones फेसबुक account... im not sure if i should post on here what the women कहा but आप can go see for yourself at face blog
so GO NOW do not FAIL to!
click this failed link to find a world of failures...
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so here is a small failed sampling from the 300 failed pages...
आप HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO आप - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!
dear fellow फैन्पॉप failures...
i have failed to bring आप the news of fail blog sooner...
some of आप may know but the rest of आप probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your दिन to दिन FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most बिना सोचे समझे posts of failed चित्र shots of failures पोस्टेड द्वारा dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make आप laugh! आप can take failed pictures your self and post them to fail blog.
fail blogs can be sent to many failed social networks such as...
failbook, failien reddit, digg this fail, failupon - and more...
be warned some fail pics contain mildly rude themes या jokes. but don't worry आप can click the g-rate option at the चोटी, शीर्ष to elimnate those crude fails...
the best way to describe fail blog is a चित्र version of youve been framed... to spice up the fail site are a few vidios and wins with your common fail out loud photos.
my favourite is the screen shot of someones फेसबुक account... im not sure if i should post on here what the women कहा but आप can go see for yourself at face blog
so GO NOW do not FAIL to!
click this failed link to find a world of failures...
link FailBlog[/url]
so here is a small failed sampling from the 300 failed pages...
when peacemakers fail...
when petitioners fail...
when people who don't understand the concepts of push/pull fail...
when accesorie's desighners fail...
when advertisers fail...
colour coding fails...
when cookie cooks fail...
when football players fail...
when anti-ant spray fails...
americans fale...
and spiced up with the odd wins!
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If आप were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was अगला to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put कैन्डी in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
कैन्डी Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i प्यार these!),a lot और too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If आप were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was अगला to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put कैन्डी in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
कैन्डी Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i प्यार these!),a lot और too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four साल old Amber,
A 12 साल old Kennedy,A 5 साल old Harper,And then there's 9 साल old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her गुड़िया back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do आप want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in टोअस्टर, टोस्टर for half a minute.
*Ten मिनटों later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do आप know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked आप as the Babysitter cause आप have 7 siblings and आप all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 साल old Kennedy,A 5 साल old Harper,And then there's 9 साल old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her गुड़िया back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do आप want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in टोअस्टर, टोस्टर for half a minute.
*Ten मिनटों later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do आप know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked आप as the Babysitter cause आप have 7 siblings and आप all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. आप grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. आप take चित्रो of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when आप sneeze.
5. आप don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at स्टारबक्स and आप don’t even work there.
7. आप spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your बिल्ली are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. आप can’t even remember your सेकंड cup.
10. आप can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. आप take चित्रो of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when आप sneeze.
5. आप don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at स्टारबक्स and आप don’t even work there.
7. आप spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your बिल्ली are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. आप can’t even remember your सेकंड cup.
10. आप can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five और songs, can आप believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even कहा that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her अगला CD Rebecca promises to have a और natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking घर from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ह्वेल, व्हेल drove द्वारा in his sedan and कहा happy हैलोवीन to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went घर and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a मछली tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went घर and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a मछली tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff
