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EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one और time.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' और to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be और to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And इंद्रधनुष Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike: [snoring]

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Twilight: As princess, I've been chosen to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria. So why would the पेड़ of Harmony want us to sit in a गढ़, महल in Ponyville? It doesn't make any sense.

Fluttershy: But if this is Ponyville, why are our cutie marks over there?

Twilight: I don't know. But it seems like the map wants us to find out. The Tree, the chest, this castle, and now the map. How can we ''not'' follow it?

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(skips to them waiting for the train)

Twilight: हे girls, I'm still looking at this map. The place seems to be somewhere in Fillydefia. So how would we know exactly where it is, if we never been to fillydefia..

Pinkie: Yeah.. I, sort of thought of that. So I, sort of, invited, someone else..

Twilight: Like who?

Saten: (suddenly appears, clearly drunk) ALRIGGHT! LET'S DO THIS!

Pinkie: (sighs) Saten, आप told me आप weren't gonna drink..

Saten: (to Pinkie, still clearly drunk) W Would आप and the twins relax.. I, I's got this.. (hiccup).. (trips and literary falls into the train)..

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इंद्रधनुष Dash: "this" is the were the the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.

AppleJack: It's just as ordinary town, full of ordinary टट्टू folk.

Twilight: Satan Twist. Your from Fillydefia, any idea what this place is called?

Satan: That's just it. I never seen this place before. Which is weird..

Twilight: Hmm.. That "is" weird.

Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.

Satan: (groans) of coarse आप do.

Pinkie (sees everyone in town with creepy smiles, like this a cult या something): I don't like it. I Don't like it one bit.. I mean look how their smiling. And those just aren't right.

Twilight: Forget the smiles. Look at the cutie marks!

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Okay. "that's" weird!

Twilight: An entire town of the same cutie mark!? How could that be!?

इंद्रधनुष Dash: I bet there's some sort of horrific monster behind it.

Twilight: What makes आप say that?

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Because fighting a horrific monster would be super-awesome!

AppleJack: Ah reckon we just ought to head into shown and talk to some locals. They could tell us what's going on.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Good idea AJ. Let's go!

Saten: (sighs) fine..

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Double Diamond: (knocking on door) Starlight. We have new visitors.

Starlight Glimmer, leader of the "cult", comes out of her home.

Starlight: Welcome, welcome.

Saten: Oh my god.. She's so hot!

The main six look at him weirdly.

Satan: What?

Starlight Glimmer: Welcome! I'm so pleased to have आप here.

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. But आप could call me anything आप want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight..

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.

Starlight Glimmer: So! How did आप hear of our little village?

Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.

Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!

Starlight Glimmer: Well, however आप found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.

Applejack: Say what?

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, आप see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.

Saten: Okay she's getting less hot. She's creeping me out.

Pinkie: ... Me too.

Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave आप a tour of the village!

(Song begins)

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town. We're always filled with cheer. We never have to look around. To know that we're all here.

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait. To find out that our destiny. Is just to emulate.

Saten: This is getting weird.. (Pinkie nodes in agreement).

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town. Our cutie marks the same. Because we do not separate. Ourselves द्वारा और than name.

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete. Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit.

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) आप see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.

Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town/ We work as a team. आप can't have a nightmare If आप never dream.

Saten: Is anyone else creeped out द्वारा that dream line?

Dash: Oh आप caught it too huh?

Twilight: Shh.

Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue. Do आप ever wonder why? When आप think your talent's special/ आप don't see eye-to-eye. There's just too many differences. That lead to disarray. But when आप learn to act as one It's like a holiday.

Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town. We don't complicate. When आप learn to simplify Life is oh, so great. शामिल होइए in our utopia. Come out of the dark Banded द्वारा equality. द्वारा our cutie mark!

इंद्रधनुष Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-

Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!

Twilight snd Pinkie: (who are both his closest फ्रेंड्स of the group) What?!

Saten: I'm serious, I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell आप that..

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is he for real!?

Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the wrong cutie mark!

Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (tearfully, Twilight holding her as comfortingly) I can't believe it, Saten is gone..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. He did always tell me he hate his cutie mark, I mean he was serious about that.. I think this is और than just having a crush on that girl.

Twilight: Well. Wait really.. Okay now 'am' worried.

AJ: (pats her) Don't worry, we're get him back.

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MEANWHILE:

Starlight Glimmer kept her promise and not only removed Saten's awful cutie mark, but also allowed him in their group.

Starlight Glimmer: It's always nice to have someone who truely believes in our ways.. Though sorry it might of cost आप respect from your friends..

Saten: It'll be alright.

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After a series of mishaps the main six ended up joining too,end up imprisoned and their cutie marks removed द्वारा Starlight. Though द्वारा that point Fluttershy ended up joining the town too.. But अभिनय as a spy.

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Jail cell:

Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie... Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.

Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much और of that voice!

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Saten and Fluttershy: Starlight. I think we might have a new friend joining us.

Twilight: (comes out of the room, and is the कहा "new friend").

Starlight Glimmer: Ahh, so आप finally came to your senses and are joining us..

Twilight: I.. I guess.. Are आप sure I'll be happy here?

Starlight Glimmer: Coarse आप will.. Just ask Saten here.

Twilight: But आप sure I can't keep my old cutie mark.

Starlight Glimmer: Outta the question., a टट्टू with a different cutie mark will destory everything..

Fluttershy: then explain THIS! (throws water bucket onto Starlight Glimmer, splashing her).

Starlight Glimmer: I knew आप couldn't be trusted!

But unfortunately for Starlight Glimmer, this reveals her real cutie mark was undernearth, she was wearing makeup,

Party Favor: आप still have your cutie map!

Saten: Wait what?

Fluttershy: It's true Saten. Yeah, she lied!

Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why आप still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I कहा was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But आप lied to them..


Suger Belle: Yeah, आप think आप will get away with this, becaus-

Starlight Glimmer: Oh look at that! (points at something, and when they do so, she runs for it).

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Skips to the main six trying to break into Statlight's house to get their cutie marks.

Saten: Let me try.. (dramatically raises his front hooves at the door) Open sesame!

Nothing happens.

Saten: (feeling defeated) well I did all I could do.

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Skips to when our हीरोस are waiting to get back on the train back to ponyville. Starlight got away, but the town was saved from her cult leader grip.

Saten: Gotta admit.. It feels good to help people.

Twilight: आप should come with us और often..

Pinkie: Yeah we प्यार having you.

Rarity/Dash: Meh.

Saten: हे AppleJack.. Maybe आप could finally go out with me again.. Considering I helped आप get back your cutie mark.

AppleJack: I told आप Saten. We're only friends.. We tried going out, it didn't work..

Saten: (sadly) Ohhh..

Twilight: I don't know why your still trying, I mean Trixie is the one who's all over you..

Saten: (finally realizes) Your right!.. (starts flying off) And I know where she is! (flies off)

Rainbow: Is he leaving us?

Twilight: (smiles) For now.. He'll meet us later.

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Not far from the town, Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was heading घर to her RV, she's a traveller so she lives in a RV so she can do so.

Suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: Saten?! What आप doing here?

Saten: I -I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, आप never came to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go घर and take a nap.

Saten: ... Do आप still प्यार me?

Trixie: (freezes)... Well... Yeah... But was tired of stringing me along.

Saten: Well not anymore, I mean-

Trixie: No wait.. Let me guess, blondie dumped आप again.. And now your finally gonna ask me out.. But only to make her jealous..

Saten: No.. I'm not here cause of AppleJack, I mean she finally got it though to me, she doesn't प्यार me. Least not in that way,

Trixie: Well sorry to hear that. But then why are आप here?

Saten: Well, truth is.. (holds Trixie's hooves, lovingly).. Twilight was right. All these years I spent chasing after AppleJack, when she clearly didn't the same.. Yet the real women I should of been trying for, it was आप Trixie. Your the one who loves me.

Trixie pauses again, her beautiful purple eyes are seen properly during that moment.

Trixie: ... Well, it's not like I wasn't throwing hints.

Saten: I know Trixie.. I, I was stupid.

Trixie: (laughs) yes आप were. (squeezes the hands a bit).

Saten: ... A, Anyway. What आप say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?

Trixie pauses one और time, to think.

Trixie: ... (lets go) It's a little late Saten.

Saten: :(

Trixie: (pulls him close) Oh just kidding, I can never stay mad at you.. (presses them together) Now come here. (kisses him on the lips, Saten pauses before giving it back, the whole किस lasting least 30 seconds).

Trixie pulls away, leaving a small silence.

Trixie: I uh, better go.. (leaves) Remember to call me.

Saten: (blushing) Of coarse, of coarse.




EPISODE 2:

Saten finally took a सेकंड train back to Ponyville. But he doesn't make it far from the station when suddenly...

Loud police microphone: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering)

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? आप scared th- Oh shit, did आप steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of चुरा लिया it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! आप can't steal police cars! आप know how illage that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

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(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful तोप in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).

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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe आप pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Right?!

Radio: Car 53, we're आप heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: Oh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are आप going!?

Master Sword: Didn't आप hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

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Suddenly the car crashes right into the कहा bank.

Master Sword (holding handgun): YOUR BEING ROBBED!

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(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are आप doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: Uh, yeah!

Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)

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(Outside)

Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..

Cops: FREEZE!

Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!

Master Sword: Leave it to me... (To the टट्टू mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!

(Long silence)

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Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.

Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?

Saten: हे cutie!

Trixie: Saten?

Saten: आप कहा to call you.

Trixie: Well, yes, but this isn't a good time, I'm about to perform... I'll call आप back, promise.

Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie hangs up).. Last... Phone call..

Saten: (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!

Saten: Worse?

Master Sword: Yeah. आप could be a red Pegasus.

Saten: ... (looks at himself, seeing he 'is' a red pegasus) (Sighs) Well, this is the end.. (Falls on the cell bed, feeling defeated).

Master Sword: I wouldn't count on it.. I may know someone who can get us outta this.

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LATER:

Pony: And that's why आप should let my client go..

Judge: Please sir. your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all आप did was दिखाना up, sit down, and say "that's why आप should let him go"..

Pony: ... I'll give आप twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).




EPISODE 3:

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: I'm a traveller babe, so it's not permanent yet, remember that.

Saten: Yeah, but two week!

Trixie: Indeed, enojy it while आप can... (Looks around, seeing a fast खाना resturant) but is this really the best आप can get for our first 'real' date?

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh why didn't आप say so, I make a 'lot' of money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her fries?

Saten: Just the curly ones आप don't like..

Trixie: No, I प्यार them, and save them for last, but their gone, cause आप ate them..

Saten: ... Oh.

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LATER ON:

(Knock on AppleJack's door)

AJ: (opens it) ... Trixie? Is that you?

Trixie: Yeah it's me.. I just, I feel we got on the wrong foot.. I was so jealous of आप and Saten, that I that never gotten to know you.

AJ: Oh trust me sweetie, there was nothing to be jealous of, it was pretty one sided, pretty sure he just wanted me for my looks.. I can tell he's taking yours a lot और seriously, and it's great to see actually. I mean he's a new man now, almost sad I let him go. I mean maybe he would of been a better boyfriend if he had आप first.. आप even got him चोटी, शीर्ष stop drinking.

Trixie: Well, it's a working progress. He does it less at least..

AJ: Well hope he doesn't do anything stupid, I mean he'll be crazy to let आप go. आप two are so adorable together.

Trixie smiles.

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chill is proof that the rectum does indeed possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: Fascinating, but आप changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove's Day?

Saten: ... Oh, आप caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, आप know I can only be here for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time आप even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got आप that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Ivy.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that?!

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was Poison Ivy.

Saten: ...

Trixie: Saten.. आप know I प्यार you.. But AppleJack is right, आप need-

Saten: Wait, आप spoke to my ex?

Trixie: Yeah. Real sweetheart actually.. But frankly she कहा that आप probably won't do better than me.

Saten: ... She's not wrong. She herself is proof of it.

Trixie: Indeed.. So all I ask is आप please try to take our relationship a little और seriously.

Saten: Fair enough.. I will try.

Trixie: I'm sure आप will (kisses his cheek).

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Meanwhile at a resturant, Sword is on a तारीख, दिनांक with Derpy. Master Sword is a green earth टट्टू with short blonde hair with blue eyes, Derpy is also blonde, and is a gray pegasus.. While at it I'll describe Trixie. She's a light blue unicorn टट्टू with beautiful purple eyes, and sometimes wears a big wizard hat.

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword (not listening): God I can't believe I chose Cake N' Bake, I forgot how much I hate this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.

Sword (not listening): ... Tonight I'll leave a louy tip, and than send my meal back, even though it's 'exactly' what I ordered!

Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?

Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!

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SATEN/DERPY'S APARTMENT:

Saten and Derpy find each other at their shared apartment somewhere in ponyville downtown. Not much bigger than my real life one, just has too bedrooms, one for each of them.

Saten: Derpy, I need to your opinion about something.

Derpy: I was gonna tell आप the same thing. If I don't do something about this wrong दिन mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.

Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.

Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.

Saten (still not listening): Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She does seem to be rooting for me and Trixie.

Derpy (same): I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.

Saten: Perhaps I should bring an notepad. सूची the things AppleJack will say..

Derpy: आप know what? I'll probably end up making a list.

Saten: I'm glad we talked.

Derpy: I'm always here for आप cousin.

Saten: Me too.

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Labatory:

Dr. Hooves: Going back in time is old thinking, my friend. I was working off a cutting-edge theory of making time come आगे to you... My life's work, decades – centuries, really – of research and experimentation, and I nearly had it cracked! Turns out there's a magic spell for it. Who knew?

Master Sword: Yeah, yeah, yeah... So will आप help Derpy या not?.. I felt bad about how didn't take Derpy's issues seriously.

Dr. Hooves: What's in it for me?

Master Sword: I'll give आप that soda आप like.

Dr. Hooves: Fine.

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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would आप help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Fine, but later.

Saten: Well, I should get goin-

Twi: Saten, wait.. आप know how we put आप as part of our group now?

Saten: What about it?

Pinkie: We need आप your help., Something's coming.

Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?

सेब Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem या a monster attack.

Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't sorted out what to play. How am I meant to practice with a monster invading Ponyville?

Sweetie Belle: Maybe it's just a friendship problem, and it'll all be cleared up in half an घंटा या so.

Octavia: [groan] I hope so.

Matilda (runs over): Where's Pinkie Pie?! I need my wedding planner!

Conveniently this it dose reveal there 'is' a monster attacking ponyville. And the main six (well 7) fight against it.

Derpy: (ignoring the fight in the background) What am I gonna do? [gasp] Matilda! I feel so bad about the invitations! Is there anything I can do-

Matilda: FLOWERS!

Derpy: Flowers! got it! (flies off to get flowers).

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Master Sword: There आप are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

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Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't आप think आप had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell आप how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I might follow her home.

Saten: ... Are आप a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* आप okay Saten? I heard about the bugbear?

Saten: Yeah.. I'm fine.

Trixie: ... Any luck with the romance thing? *giggles*

Saten: ... Afraid not.

Trixie: I thought as much.. I feel bad that I might of put some pressure on you, so I decided to get us a fansy भोजन करनेवाला, डिनर reservation.

Saten: ... But that's और of Rarity's thing.

Trixie: Just give it a try.. I'll meet आप there.


END OF SEASON 2:




I कहा for a while now that I actually प्यार Saten Twist and Trixie Lulamoone as a couple, and wish they were लोकप्रिय enough to be on devientart, cause I would love..

Also, I actually started liking Saten's platonic friendship with Twilight, there's something kinda adorable about it.. They are shown to be very close.. Same with him and Pinkie..
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When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..


THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's और serious scenes..
* The shows संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर qulity. आप can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* आप can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...
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TRUTH

Who do आप have a crush on?

If आप had to तारीख, दिनांक anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity आप would want to make out with

Name five people आप hate and why आप hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have आप ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If आप did, what did आप do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have आप ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have आप had your first kiss, if आप have, were was it and who was it with?

Have आप ever seen a parent naked?

Have आप ever seen जानवर reproducing?

Have आप stalked anyone,...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with आप guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person अगला to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your सवालों to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, या to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get आप in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly द्वारा giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the अगला family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - आप may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin टोपी and feed him grapes when...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping गाड़ी and switch the items with stuff from the person अगला to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen आप in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of आप on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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When you're happy and आप know it bomb Iraq
If आप cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If आप never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If आप think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one आप love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say आप प्यार me unless आप really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like आप could किस my imperfections away,
And I would stand द्वारा your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to आप on everything I am,
And I dedicate to आप all that I have,
And I promise आप that I will stand right द्वारा your side,
Forever and always, until the दिन I die.

I’m not crying over what आप said;
It’s what आप didn’t say that...
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks द्वारा a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved द्वारा the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid या late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
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I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on यूट्यूब but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get वीडियो uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an लेख here on फैन्पॉप and talk about it. Anyway, this सूची is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much प्यार as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first क्विज़ I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told आप I could make आप say 256.





OK,if आप कहा to yourself,"No.You कहा आप can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if आप didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
posted by तमार 20
Have आप ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this लेख is right for you! Hahaha. आप know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that आप have to go to the bathroom, and that आप think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are आप doing okay in there?". To make it even और annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When आप arrive at the अगला stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If आप are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach आप all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now आप know how to do it!
Now, if आप want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and दिखाना your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if आप win, आप get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If आप are a winner check everything on your profile.
(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the बिस्तर and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the शावर, शॉवर blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten मिनटों later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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