How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; आप answer सवालों such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; आप get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can आप get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are शिशु ugly at first?
CANADA24; आप try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; आप take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


Is it normal to be in प्यार with your dog?
CANADA24; आप need help.


Do आप बिल्ली know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"


Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.


Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously आप never seen Alpha and Omega"


What happens if आप paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; आप die!


How do I test if my कछुआ, कछुए is gay?
"you दिखाना it your penis, and see if it stares for और than 20 seconds"


Are there autographs of येशु Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.


How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!


How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.


How do I ask a सवाल on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; आप JUST DID!!


How do आप tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.


Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.


Can आप lose your virginity if आप fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike


How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With प्यार and a full stomach"


What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?


How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; आप draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons


Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER सवाल is, why were आप smelling it in the first place?


What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"


Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.


How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; आप दिखाना him the Twilight Saga.


My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. आप really ARE stupid!


Why is canada a सुरक्षित country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king बत्तख, हंस gives us खाना to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my कछुआ, कछुए against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.


हैलोवीन falls on a Friday the 13th this साल for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; आप two huh?


The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.


Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.


Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.


Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"


Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not आप idiot.


Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country या is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; आप make me sad.


If आप die in Canada? Do आप die in real life?
CANADA24;No, आप become a reindeer with red nose"


Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try पढ़ना a book once in a while"


Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.


Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!


Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................


Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; आप do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"


Could आप give me सलाह on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.


Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"


How can I हटाइए to Canada?
CANADA24; द्वारा getting off the couch.


Can an 18 साल old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.


Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.


How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; आप do realize we are nothing BUT christians.


How do आप say "I प्यार you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; द्वारा ending it with "eh"


Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"


What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.


What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and मेपल syrup.


Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.


What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.


Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.


America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.


JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all आप want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't श्रेक change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching श्रेक 2 dumbass..


I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay या a serial killer..


Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it द्वारा summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have और of your kind running around..


If आप hadn't लॉस्ट your viginity द्वारा 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..


I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!


If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..


Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा should be protected द्वारा law.


#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..


9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman लॉस्ट there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!


#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!


Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!


If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..


This is PSA to men. When we say something and आप disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if आप continue to do so just cause आप arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory


I प्यार jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if आप let me walk all over आप I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the साल award goes tooooo