Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and डब्ल्यू डब्ल्यू ई of course. Now is the दिखाना good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic प्यार for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the लॉस्ट Code. Another published game द्वारा Ubisoft, but developed द्वारा Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve probably seen their logo if आप played any Gameboy games. So, let’s see why Ubisoft had any interest in publishing a game such as this.
Now first things first, this is the very Gameboy game I have ever owned that came in the original box. Tragic, I know. That also means it came with the original manual, and I gotta say, I appreciate that the manual has both English and Spanish and advertises as such on the manual, since the दिखाना was pretty big in Mexico. And yes, I am reaching for compliments. I’ve been playing trash games for ten days straight and still got plenty और to go, I’m gonna reach as hard as I can for something good. So the game starts and, if you’re me, and have any nostalgia towards this show, you’re expecting the theme song to play, but no, it’s just some crappy song that sounds like it at first before its something else. What a tease. So the story of the game is that the schools book is missing and आप gotta find it. आप can play as the three main characters, Rikochet, Buena Girl, या The Flea. So I start with Rikochet and was immediately attacked द्वारा a बिना सोचे समझे enemy. आप got a punch, a kick, a jump, and that’s it so far. And holy shit, I thought it was difficult to hit opponents in Legends of Wrestling II, but this game is so much worse. Enemies will always seem to hurt आप even when आप start hitting them in a combo. आप can stun them if आप do the right combo… for some reason, but if आप aren’t on the exact same plane as they are, आप won’t hit them. Your fists will just pass right through them. आप gotta get onto the same angle as them to hit them. But even then, आप won’t know if you’re hitting the enemies या not. There’s no impact to your punches so when आप think you’re swatting at the air, आप may actually be hitting them, and before आप know it, there dead.
But the bosses are easy as hell. आप can trap them against a दीवार and wail on them. I mean, I think they’re the boss. I beat them and the level ends, yet they come in the अगला level as regular enemies. Maybe it’s a Dark Souls thing. Is Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the लॉस्ट Code the Dark Souls of licensed video games? No joke, as I was typing this, I am one handing the Gameboy, punching the enemy, and won. This game is so stupidly easy, it’s just flat out boring. I guess those were mini bosses, because द्वारा the will (or curse) of God, I made it to the end of the first level and reached the first boss, and guess what? It’s even easier. Not only can I one hand the Gameboy and beat the boss while typing it out at this very minute, but I did so without getting hit once and within thirty seconds. Yeah, no, I think I’ve seen enough. Do Buena Girl and The Flea play differently, I don’t know, nor do I care, because I hate this game.
I genuinely have no idea why Ubisoft wanted to प्रकाशित करे all this garbage, but then again, this is the same company that published Little Nicky: The Video Game, so this was to be expected. Mascaritas of the लॉस्ट Code is a game that a four साल old could play, maybe even younger. There is no challenge, no effort required, and definitely no fun. आप just mash a single button and हटाइए forward. It’s the Final कल्पना XIII of licensed games. And it’s a cold दिन in hell when I gotta compare something to Final कल्पना XIII.
Now first things first, this is the very Gameboy game I have ever owned that came in the original box. Tragic, I know. That also means it came with the original manual, and I gotta say, I appreciate that the manual has both English and Spanish and advertises as such on the manual, since the दिखाना was pretty big in Mexico. And yes, I am reaching for compliments. I’ve been playing trash games for ten days straight and still got plenty और to go, I’m gonna reach as hard as I can for something good. So the game starts and, if you’re me, and have any nostalgia towards this show, you’re expecting the theme song to play, but no, it’s just some crappy song that sounds like it at first before its something else. What a tease. So the story of the game is that the schools book is missing and आप gotta find it. आप can play as the three main characters, Rikochet, Buena Girl, या The Flea. So I start with Rikochet and was immediately attacked द्वारा a बिना सोचे समझे enemy. आप got a punch, a kick, a jump, and that’s it so far. And holy shit, I thought it was difficult to hit opponents in Legends of Wrestling II, but this game is so much worse. Enemies will always seem to hurt आप even when आप start hitting them in a combo. आप can stun them if आप do the right combo… for some reason, but if आप aren’t on the exact same plane as they are, आप won’t hit them. Your fists will just pass right through them. आप gotta get onto the same angle as them to hit them. But even then, आप won’t know if you’re hitting the enemies या not. There’s no impact to your punches so when आप think you’re swatting at the air, आप may actually be hitting them, and before आप know it, there dead.
But the bosses are easy as hell. आप can trap them against a दीवार and wail on them. I mean, I think they’re the boss. I beat them and the level ends, yet they come in the अगला level as regular enemies. Maybe it’s a Dark Souls thing. Is Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the लॉस्ट Code the Dark Souls of licensed video games? No joke, as I was typing this, I am one handing the Gameboy, punching the enemy, and won. This game is so stupidly easy, it’s just flat out boring. I guess those were mini bosses, because द्वारा the will (or curse) of God, I made it to the end of the first level and reached the first boss, and guess what? It’s even easier. Not only can I one hand the Gameboy and beat the boss while typing it out at this very minute, but I did so without getting hit once and within thirty seconds. Yeah, no, I think I’ve seen enough. Do Buena Girl and The Flea play differently, I don’t know, nor do I care, because I hate this game.
I genuinely have no idea why Ubisoft wanted to प्रकाशित करे all this garbage, but then again, this is the same company that published Little Nicky: The Video Game, so this was to be expected. Mascaritas of the लॉस्ट Code is a game that a four साल old could play, maybe even younger. There is no challenge, no effort required, and definitely no fun. आप just mash a single button and हटाइए forward. It’s the Final कल्पना XIII of licensed games. And it’s a cold दिन in hell when I gotta compare something to Final कल्पना XIII.
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent केला, केले even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a केला, केले is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but आप can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a और stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are क्लब्स song)
केला, केले केला, केले भेड़ are there फ्रेंड्स
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a केला, केले is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but आप can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a और stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are क्लब्स song)
केला, केले केला, केले भेड़ are there फ्रेंड्स
BANANAS
one दिन that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny कहा hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first तारीख, दिनांक ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him घर AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO घर AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE कहा WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE कहा COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton कैन्डी road like 45 like सेकंड्स पूर्व and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like आप like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went घर and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like दिन in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't आप wanna mix cotton कैन्डी and popscicles!
That was like a like better like दिन in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't आप wanna mix cotton कैन्डी and popscicles!
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. ड्रॅगन्स say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. मछली say blub blub blub.
13. यूनिकॉर्न say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. ड्रॅगन्स say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. मछली say blub blub blub.
13. यूनिकॉर्न say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond हटाइए 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got घर and found the wife preparing रात का खाना and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 और feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she उत्तरों back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond हटाइए 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got घर and found the wife preparing रात का खाना and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 और feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she उत्तरों back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic सेकंड line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying आप simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I प्यार your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying आप simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I प्यार your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'