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Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our दिखाना where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, या played as characters in skits. For instance, इंद्रधनुष Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The नितंब, गधा नितंब, गधा Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first दिन of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Celestia: *Gets a star* Now आप will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots मिसाइल at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit द्वारा missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops केला, केले peel*
Derpy: Do आप really think that'll stop me? *Drives over केला, केले peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*

Twilight won the race.

Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy आप unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*

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"Okay, let's see what आप wrote down." कहा Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, आप wrote down, the letter N. आप wagered, igga."

The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.

"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing और laughter to come from the audience.

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Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-

A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer कहा this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.

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"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." कहा Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."

The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."

Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"

"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.

"I'd appreciate it if आप didn't say that word ever again." कहा Alex.

"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"

The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.

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And now, it's time for fanmail from your प्रिय six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, द्वारा giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think आप sound great with your new voice.

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Alex said, "The correct answer was two. आप have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will आप pick a category?"

The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"

This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."

और laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"

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Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the हुड, डाकू of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*

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अगला day, Princess Celestia was walking through her गढ़, महल when she saw a talking cactis.

Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if आप promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are आप doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into बिना सोचे समझे objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I कहा I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.

Up next, इंद्रधनुष Dash

Narrator: One lovely morning, इंद्रधनुष Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi इंद्रधनुष Dash.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Can't आप see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are आप going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

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इंद्रधनुष Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: इंद्रधनुष Dash looked आगे to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, इंद्रधनुष Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: कहा इंद्रधनुष Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.

Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.

Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Mind your own business आप celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, इंद्रधनुष Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*

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A police car heads towards इंद्रधनुष Dash.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on इंद्रधनुष Dash? Have आप been drinking?

P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of इंद्रधनुष Dash.

Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And इंद्रधनुष Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*

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इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Gets letter* Dear इंद्रधनुष Dash, आप are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one और letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There आप are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if आप don't ma******te in that video, I'll दिखाना everypony in here an embarrassing चित्र of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing चित्र is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Alex: In the lead, we have इंद्रधनुष Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hey, who are आप calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!

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Alex: इंद्रधनुष Dash, let's start with you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*

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Alex: आप know what? इंद्रधनुष Dash, आप take the board.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.

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Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, आप either have her do that to आप somewhere private, या don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: आप mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."

The white unicorn replied द्वारा saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.

"How many eyes do आप have for 400. Good choice." कहा Alex.

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Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"

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Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with जापान in 1945."

Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! ऐनीमे porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.

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"Right." कहा Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."

The audience laughed, and cheered.

"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.

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Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are आप a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of आप is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*

Now for Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do आप take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I प्यार आप too.

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Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare आप say the color गुलाबी is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th दीवार somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in दीवार that says number 4* Would आप look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*

Now for बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

इंद्रधनुष Dash: What letter did आप get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well आप wouldn't be laughing if आप got a disrespectful letter like that.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm इंद्रधनुष Dash!

A light was shining on her, and एंन्जल्स started playing lyres.

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Alex: Moving on. बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her हाल का marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.

---

Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and फिल्में about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.

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Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking आप who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back सीट singing, I wanna hold your five अंजीर Newtons. Yes.

Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.

Alex: For the प्यार of god, shut your mouth.

---

Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* आप didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: आप couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*

And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are आप going to stop being a coward?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.

Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy और roles in this दिखाना later on. As for the rest of the video, the अगला part will दिखाना the good times me, and my फ्रेंड्स had. Stick around, we'll be back.

Tom: Our final part of the video to commemorate all of the good times we had. Enjoy.

Annie started to clean, while Sunny went back to playing GTA 5.

Sunny: *Flying an airplane*
Annie: *Sees टेलीविज़न set, and starts to clean the screen while Sunny plays the game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Can आप clean that later? I have to drop off weapons to some ponies.
Annie: Can't आप pause the game?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Ugh! *Pauses game. She grabs a निनटेंडो 3DS, and starts playing Pokemon*
Annie: *Finishes cleaning television, but starts to clean the 3DS*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: What are आप doing?!
Annie: I have to clean your 3DS.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Clean something, that I'm not using. Okay?
Annie: Alright, fine. My god. *Goes to clean the bathroom*
Sunny: Finally. *Continues playing GTA 5*

A flushing noise was heard, but suddenly, water started coming out of the bathroom.

Sunny: What the f**k?!!?
Annie: I think your toilet is clogged!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: आप know what?! You're fired. आप suck at this job.
Annie: What did I do wrong?
Audience: *Laughing*

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Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: हे everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are आप doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would आप tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing.

---

Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!

Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.

Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of आप should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell आप once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: आप know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what आप were doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Fighting*
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit आप make everypony go through.
Audience: *Clapping*

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Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW साल ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some बंदूकों into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I प्यार Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All आप do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their नितंब, गधा off just so they can watch a ball हटाइए down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!

---

Double Scoop: Before we race, it's time to use an overused rock & roll song from the 70's.
Audience: *Laughing*

Song: link

Double Scoop, and Sunny were standing right अगला to each other behind the starting line.

Double Scoop: आप ready?
Sunny: Yeah.
Double Scoop: Go! *Runs past starting line*
Sunny: *Gets in front of Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: *Getting close to Sunny*
Sunny: You're not going to catch up to me!
Double Scoop: Save it for when I pass you.

As they began to turn left, Double Scoop passed Sunny.

Sunny: *Shocked, but keeps running*
Double Scoop: *Goes around the entire left turn*
Sunny: you've gotta be kidding me. *Runs faster, but still can't catch up to Double Scoop*

As Double Scoop starting going on the सेकंड left turn, he decided to sing the song.

Double Scoop: Rising up. Back on my hooves. Disvaslagh, divaslaghla.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: What's the f**king lyrics to this song? I don't know any of them, damnit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I just passed, the finish line. I beat my friend Sunny. Now I'm going to keep running nonstop. Until I recreate a scene.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Yes this, scene is from Rocky when he runs up the stairs, and that's all the way in Fillydelphia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I will, not stop running until I get my नितंब, गधा there, and I don't know why I was singing, in the first place.

Double Scoop was running on a treadmill while a green screen showed a bunch of pictures in the background.

Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running through a field of grass, then the green changes to a forest. The अगला scene on the green screen shows Double Scoop running on the racetrack, so it looks like he's racing himself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Next, he's running on a highway. He's right अगला to a white SUV*
SUV Pony: *Crashes into another car, and the green screen stops moving, so it looks like Double Scoop is running in place*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running on चोटी, शीर्ष of a train, then the green screen switches to a river, making it look like Double Scoop is running on water*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Looks to the left, and sees that the green screen is not working, so he stops the treadmill, and the song turns off* Come on!! I was supposed to reach Fillydelphia!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Sorry man. Green screen ain't working.
Double Scoop: Well get it fixed!

The green screen falls down.

Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Forget it. Let's get those skits started.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Meanwhile, Double Scoop was starting his सेकंड attempt on running to Fillydelphia nonstop.

Song: link

Double Scoop: Here we go.
टट्टू in car: *Passes Double Scoop* Don't stand in the middle of the street.
Double Scoop: Up your नितंब, गधा with a piece of glass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia, here I come. *Starts to run*

It was in slow motion for thirteen seconds. When the speed returns to normal, Double Scoop runs past Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Where are आप heading to Double Scoop?
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia!
Master Sword: Did he say Fillydelphia?
Tom: I hope not. Only an idiot would run to Fillydelphia nonstop.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running in the middle of the street*

Double Scoop ran for days. When the sun shone, he ran. When it was night, he ran. When it was snowing, he ran. If he was on an icy sidewalk, he ran. It took him days to get to Fillydelphia, but he soon made it while running on the side of a highway, but he didn't stop running.

Double Scoop: Now to find that building with the steps on it so I can recreate that scene from Rocky. I won't stop running until I go up them.

Five hours later, Double Scoop reached the Rocky steps.

Double Scoop: *Running up the stairs*
Ponies: *Watching Double Scoop*
टट्टू 63: Is he gonna make it?
टट्टू 96: Maybe.
Double Scoop: *Continues running up the stairs*

Stop the song

Double Scoop: *Trips, and falls all the way down to the bottom*
Audience: *Booing*
टट्टू 66: *To Double Scoop* Way to go. आप ruined the show. I'm not even part of it thankfully.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: What happened to me?
टट्टू 66: Stupid question.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Tom was watching TV with Mortomis.

Tom: So what was this दिखाना आप wanted to दिखाना me?
Mortomis: This दिखाना I wanted to दिखाना आप is a दिखाना that shows आप a dragon named Albi, and he's actually part of a kid's दिखाना that my little brother wanted me to watch, so I'm going to watch it here, and if I like it, I'll watch it with him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Is that all Mort?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I think so, yeah.
TV Announcer: We hope आप enjoyed the My Little Human special, American Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tv Announcer: Up अगला is a new episode of Albi The Racist Dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: This is supposed to be a kid's show?

The theme song starts for the show.

Singer: In the मुरब्बा forest.
Singer 2: Forest.
Singer: Between the make believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Singer: Lives Albi.
Singers: Albi.
Singer: Albi.
Singers: Albi. Albi, the racist dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Chapter 6. And so, all the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, and very scary cave. It was so dark, and scary there, that Albi began to cry. Dragon tears, which as we all know, turn into जेली beans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Just then, he felt a tiny hoof on his tail. He turned around, and who should it be? But the badly burned albanian बछेड़ा from the दिन before.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albi: What are आप doing here? I thought I killed आप yesterday.
Narrator: Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: No. No Albi. आप didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Laughed the boy.
Audience: We laughed too!
Albanian Colt: Why are आप crying Albi?
Albi: Well, all the villagers chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hoof off my tail, you'll make it dirty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: They didn't chase आप hear because of your racism. They chased me here too, and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us. Because we're different to them.
Narrator: And at that, Albi cried a single tear that turned into a जेली bean, it had all the रंग of the rainbow, and suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.
Singer: So they sat in the cave.
Singer 2: The cave.
Singer: And ate bubblegum pie.
Singers: Yum.
Singer: Albi, the racist.
Albanian Colt: Albi, the racist.
Singer: Albi, the racist..
Albi: Well, not anymore.
Singers: Dragon!

The दिखाना ends, and Mortomis has a tear come out of his eye.

Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Also has a tear come out of his eye* You're crying over a kid's show.
Mortomis: Yeah, so are you.
Audience: *Laughing*

The video ends.

Tom: And, that's all we got.
Master Sword: But wait a सेकंड Tom, this is only part five! We need to keep going until part 6!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's been a long time since we heard anything out of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Are we going on to part 6, या what?
Tom: Don't worry, we will.

Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope आप enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if आप didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI टट्टू who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed द्वारा that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground द्वारा Saten Twist*
Tom: We gotta hide!! *Runs towards a big tree, and hides behind it*
Saten Twist: *Hiding under the front porch*
Master Sword: *Puts up a sign that says not here*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Master Sword, hide!
Master Sword: I am. I put up a sign that says not here. The assassin won't shoot at us now.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sign causing it to fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why is he shooting at us this time?
Saten Twist: *Comes out of porch* आप know what? I'm tired of hiding. *Grabs his chainsaw, and turns it on*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots chainsaw*

The chainsaw stopped working.

Saten Twist: Back to hiding for me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Goes back under the porch*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots his final bullet, then realizes he's out of ammo*
Tom: Hey. He stopped shooting.
Saten Twist: Did he run out of ammo?
Master Sword: I think so.
Warner Brothers Assassin: I'll get आप अगला time Tom Foolery! आप won't criticize the company I work for in Season 2! Now, time to go sue Walt डिज़्नी for having Sonic The Hedgehog in Wreck It Ralph.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: We purchased Sonic The Hedgehog, and डिज़्नी has no right putting him in that film.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Gets on a bus*
Master Sword: He does realize that he can't change anything about that movie.
Tom: I didn't realize we could hear him from far away.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Actually, he can make डिज़्नी संपादन करे out any scenes that have any characters from Sonic The Hedgehog, if they're successful.
Tom: They'll never succeed at suing Dinsey.
Master Sword: It's Disney.
Tom: Them too.
Audience: *Laughing*

All three of them came out of hiding, and stood in front of the house.

Tom: Thanks for hanging out with us. We'll have और stuff coming to आप in March.
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword & Saten Twist: *Waving good bye*

The End

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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
1.SpongeBob SqaurePants
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!

NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If आप have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal द्वारा conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what आप think."

7. Claim that आप must always wear a bicycle हेलमेट as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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1.where आप keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid या nawt!!
3.Who आप talk 2 on the phone
4.THat आप are super jelous या other girls (or boys)
5.That आप hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up आप will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That आप have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart आप are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
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Edward pulled two tickets out of his कोट pocket with an unusually questionable grin on his face. I hadn’t seen this expression before. His eyes were bigger than normal, and black. I could see that he needed to hunt. His head tilted slightly downwards, and while one side of his lips curled up, somehow the other side seemed to curl down. Edward looked as though he didn’t know if he wanted to smile, या frown.

“Are those plane tickets?” It sounded और eager out loud than it did in my head.

Edward shifted his dark gaze down at the two tickets he held between his long, porcelain-like fingers,...
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1. Cause it felt like it.

2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????

3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup

4. it wanted some chiken soup.

5. it needed 2 get to the other side

6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r प्रशंसकों of him u no)

7. on the other side of the road was a KFC

8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road

9. he had reasons 2

10. he was lost

11. he wanted to make this joke

12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.

P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
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Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new फ्रेंड्स and they lived happily ever after.
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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the चोटी, शीर्ष of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long दिन of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill कहा to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task द्वारा concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped गाना and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in और 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut घास makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be और अगला week.
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Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, चालट, चार्लोट, शेर्लोट here.
Mom: How are आप doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...
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