FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:
#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, आप silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID आप SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: आप call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!
#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*
#3: RAISINS:
Jimmy: हे Stan.
Stan: Jimmy, will आप go talk to Wendy for me?
Jimmy: For- Forw- Forw-w-w what?
Stan: Just go talk to her an, and be poetic. Tell her she's my Muse-no! Tell her, [thinks] tell her... [gestures] she's a con-tinuing स्रोत of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: S-She's what?
Stan: She's a continuing स्रोत of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: ...Okay. [walks over to Wendy] हे uh-Wen, हे wu-Wendy. [she turns around with her books]
Wendy: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cont, you're a- cont- S-Stan says you're a cont- cont-
Wendy: WELL TELL STAN TO F*** OFF!! [closes her locker and runs away]
Jimmy: -cont- You're a cont-tinuing स्रोत of inspiration to him.
#4: क्रिस्मस IN CANADA:
Cartman: It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's क्रिस्मस दिन and ... I'm in Canada!
Kyle: Well yeah, but ah-I got my brother back.
Cartman: Yeah! आप got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! [takes off his mittens] And what did I tell you, Kyle?! [unbuttons his jacket, takes it off, and bunches it up] I told आप that if we didn't make it back in time for क्रिस्मस I was gonna whup your a**, didn't I?! [tosses his जैकेट away]
Kyle: Dude, come on.
Cartman: Well now you're gonna get it, m***! That's right! आप and me! Right now! [puts up his fists] We're havin' it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on!!
Kyle: ... (Puts up his fists and gives Cartman a light पंच in the face).
Cartman: ... (blinks a few times and begins to cry).
#5: SOMETHING WALMART THIS WAY COMES:
Cartman: [Inside the store] Whoa, Pixie Sticks, twenty-nine ceeeents? [freezes in place and hears sounds] Wall-Mart? ...Are आप speaking to me? ...My friends? ...Trying to hurt आप again? [turns a little angry] Yes, Wall-Mart. I understand. [with a look of determination, he leaves the store.]
LATER:
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are at the ticket booth.
Stan: Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
Cartman: [rushing up to शामिल होइए them] Wait! Guys! Hold on! I wanna go with आप and help out.
Kyle: No way! आप wanna go with us so आप can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying the Wall-Mart!
Cartman: ........ Nuh-uh.
#6: MEDICAL FRIED CHICKEN:
Stan: Dad, mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little cancer Stanley, tell mom it's okay.
#7: MARJARINE:
When the boys fake Butters's death द्वारा throwing down a dead pig, the pig smashes into the pavement, spreading blood and guts everywhere, a medic comes to examine the body.
Medic: He.. Didn't make it.
#8: UNGROUNABLE:
Butters: (beliving he's a vampire, approaches a sleeping Cartman द्वारा sneaking into Cartman's room, and bites into Cartman's neck, making sucking sounds. Cartman wakes up and looks at him]
Cartman: Butters? [Butters continues] Butters what the hell?! [Butters backs up and then hops off the bed]
Butters: I can't do it. Ah, I- I can't do it! [he vomits on Cartman's floor]
Cartman: Dude!! [Liane enters]
Butters: [hisses at Liane, then runs out through the window and crashes to the ground outside.]
Liane: What's going on?
Cartman: Well, Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive, and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor!
Liane: ... Oh dear.
Cartman: Yes.
#9: RAISING THE BAR:
Man: Mr Cameron. The people should know how आप saved them/
James Cameron: .. James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron.
#10: NIGHTMARE ON FACETIME:
Yates: How many people are at the Monster Mash?
Cop 1: Most of the town, sir. It's a graveyard smash.
Cop 2: Look, whatever we do, we'd better hurry. It gets on in a flash.
#11: OH JEEZ:
(the fact this episode played the week Trump was elected)
News anchor: And uh, definitely a bit of a surprise here. Looks like America has voted for a change of pace. The world is in a bit of a shock, uh... Is this? We're, we're for sure this is for real, right?
Randy: WHAT HAVE आप DONE!? आप MANIACS!! [a man seated near the entrance pulls a gun out his back pocket and shoots himself in the head, falling off the chair.]
#12:
Sharon: My son has become a Mongolian? No! Noooo!! [buries her head in Randy's chest]
Richard: Oh God. What have we done? We sent our children away, and now they don't even remember who they are.
Roger: Kids? Don't आप remember us?
Randy: Wait wait. I learned some Mongolian in college. [steps forth] Ah, let's see. Uh. K-kids, uh, Bi kute. Bi salnek kute. Uh-d tah tasobarro.
Stan (face palm): Oh my God, our parents are so stupid, dude
Randy: Bi kute.
Roger: We are your parents. आप used to live here, with us.
Kyle: Yeah, it was like four days ago!
Richard: They're starting to remember.
Randy: [walks quickly and kneels अगला to Stan] Staaan. Your name... is Staaan!
Stan: Uh huh, Stan Marsh.
Randy: [holds Stan firmly] That's it! Remember, son! Rememmmber! [the rest of the parents rush out and hug their own kids, crying in relief]
Randy: Come kids. [steps forward] With us, now come. Home. Hoomme. [all turn and walk towards town through the gap in the great wall]
Stan: [to Kyle] येशु Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but येशु Christ. [faces आगे and continues walking]
#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, आप silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID आप SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: आप call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!
#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*
#3: RAISINS:
Jimmy: हे Stan.
Stan: Jimmy, will आप go talk to Wendy for me?
Jimmy: For- Forw- Forw-w-w what?
Stan: Just go talk to her an, and be poetic. Tell her she's my Muse-no! Tell her, [thinks] tell her... [gestures] she's a con-tinuing स्रोत of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: S-She's what?
Stan: She's a continuing स्रोत of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: ...Okay. [walks over to Wendy] हे uh-Wen, हे wu-Wendy. [she turns around with her books]
Wendy: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cont, you're a- cont- S-Stan says you're a cont- cont-
Wendy: WELL TELL STAN TO F*** OFF!! [closes her locker and runs away]
Jimmy: -cont- You're a cont-tinuing स्रोत of inspiration to him.
#4: क्रिस्मस IN CANADA:
Cartman: It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's क्रिस्मस दिन and ... I'm in Canada!
Kyle: Well yeah, but ah-I got my brother back.
Cartman: Yeah! आप got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! [takes off his mittens] And what did I tell you, Kyle?! [unbuttons his jacket, takes it off, and bunches it up] I told आप that if we didn't make it back in time for क्रिस्मस I was gonna whup your a**, didn't I?! [tosses his जैकेट away]
Kyle: Dude, come on.
Cartman: Well now you're gonna get it, m***! That's right! आप and me! Right now! [puts up his fists] We're havin' it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on!!
Kyle: ... (Puts up his fists and gives Cartman a light पंच in the face).
Cartman: ... (blinks a few times and begins to cry).
#5: SOMETHING WALMART THIS WAY COMES:
Cartman: [Inside the store] Whoa, Pixie Sticks, twenty-nine ceeeents? [freezes in place and hears sounds] Wall-Mart? ...Are आप speaking to me? ...My friends? ...Trying to hurt आप again? [turns a little angry] Yes, Wall-Mart. I understand. [with a look of determination, he leaves the store.]
LATER:
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are at the ticket booth.
Stan: Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
Cartman: [rushing up to शामिल होइए them] Wait! Guys! Hold on! I wanna go with आप and help out.
Kyle: No way! आप wanna go with us so आप can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying the Wall-Mart!
Cartman: ........ Nuh-uh.
#6: MEDICAL FRIED CHICKEN:
Stan: Dad, mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little cancer Stanley, tell mom it's okay.
#7: MARJARINE:
When the boys fake Butters's death द्वारा throwing down a dead pig, the pig smashes into the pavement, spreading blood and guts everywhere, a medic comes to examine the body.
Medic: He.. Didn't make it.
#8: UNGROUNABLE:
Butters: (beliving he's a vampire, approaches a sleeping Cartman द्वारा sneaking into Cartman's room, and bites into Cartman's neck, making sucking sounds. Cartman wakes up and looks at him]
Cartman: Butters? [Butters continues] Butters what the hell?! [Butters backs up and then hops off the bed]
Butters: I can't do it. Ah, I- I can't do it! [he vomits on Cartman's floor]
Cartman: Dude!! [Liane enters]
Butters: [hisses at Liane, then runs out through the window and crashes to the ground outside.]
Liane: What's going on?
Cartman: Well, Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive, and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor!
Liane: ... Oh dear.
Cartman: Yes.
#9: RAISING THE BAR:
Man: Mr Cameron. The people should know how आप saved them/
James Cameron: .. James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron.
#10: NIGHTMARE ON FACETIME:
Yates: How many people are at the Monster Mash?
Cop 1: Most of the town, sir. It's a graveyard smash.
Cop 2: Look, whatever we do, we'd better hurry. It gets on in a flash.
#11: OH JEEZ:
(the fact this episode played the week Trump was elected)
News anchor: And uh, definitely a bit of a surprise here. Looks like America has voted for a change of pace. The world is in a bit of a shock, uh... Is this? We're, we're for sure this is for real, right?
Randy: WHAT HAVE आप DONE!? आप MANIACS!! [a man seated near the entrance pulls a gun out his back pocket and shoots himself in the head, falling off the chair.]
#12:
Sharon: My son has become a Mongolian? No! Noooo!! [buries her head in Randy's chest]
Richard: Oh God. What have we done? We sent our children away, and now they don't even remember who they are.
Roger: Kids? Don't आप remember us?
Randy: Wait wait. I learned some Mongolian in college. [steps forth] Ah, let's see. Uh. K-kids, uh, Bi kute. Bi salnek kute. Uh-d tah tasobarro.
Stan (face palm): Oh my God, our parents are so stupid, dude
Randy: Bi kute.
Roger: We are your parents. आप used to live here, with us.
Kyle: Yeah, it was like four days ago!
Richard: They're starting to remember.
Randy: [walks quickly and kneels अगला to Stan] Staaan. Your name... is Staaan!
Stan: Uh huh, Stan Marsh.
Randy: [holds Stan firmly] That's it! Remember, son! Rememmmber! [the rest of the parents rush out and hug their own kids, crying in relief]
Randy: Come kids. [steps forward] With us, now come. Home. Hoomme. [all turn and walk towards town through the gap in the great wall]
Stan: [to Kyle] येशु Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but येशु Christ. [faces आगे and continues walking]
As the शीर्षक suggests, these are what work for me.. So आप know...
1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make आप feel worse about this than आप already do..
2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..
3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch यूट्यूब and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..
4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..
1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make आप feel worse about this than आप already do..
2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..
3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch यूट्यूब and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..
4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..
Episode 1;
Roman: (meets Niko at the नाव stop).
Niko: (stressed) What took आप so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. आप know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR आप SING!
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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.
Roman: Do आप think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and आप won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No,...
Vroom in the Night Sky is considered द्वारा many to be the worst game on the निनटेंडो Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed द्वारा Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your निनटेंडो Switch. I want आप to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.
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The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, या chippies for short.
Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson मोटरसाइकल on one of the highways.
Jon: *Riding his motorcycle अगला to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.
A blue GT500 passed them...
Welcome to the सेकंड episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its लेखन and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.
Young प्रेमी Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
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Young प्रेमी Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
So at this point, I’m going to assume indie games with a chill cyberpunk bar setting that has drink mixing mini-games is going to become its own niche genre. VA-11 HALL-A was the best of that genre, but I guess we can assume the 2nd topper for it would be The Red Strings Club.
The Red Strings Club is an interactive indie शीर्षक where आप play as a bartender named Donovan and occasionally his प्रिय customer, best friend, and possible gay lover, Brandeis, as आप go through the story of a corporate empire wanted to change the world for the better, which in short takes away their ability...
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The Red Strings Club is an interactive indie शीर्षक where आप play as a bartender named Donovan and occasionally his प्रिय customer, best friend, and possible gay lover, Brandeis, as आप go through the story of a corporate empire wanted to change the world for the better, which in short takes away their ability...
