#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay या a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but आप might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider आप a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it द्वारा summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want और of your kind running around.


#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: आप know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do आप get from being a slut? HIV. What do आप deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What आप thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.


#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I प्यार golden showers!
ME:


#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead गाड़ी in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And आप put in a freezer so other have to clean.. आप shouldn't be a professor!.. आप shouldn't even be a alive.


#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where आप can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!


#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all आप want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't श्रेक change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching श्रेक 2, dumbass.


#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!


#11:
POST: How old do आप have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 साल old, who has a 16 साल olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that सवाल does is make me wanna पंच your brother.


#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!