Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm लेखन this लेख in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the चोटी, शीर्ष 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which nobody rules,however this is far from being the truth.What the the Zanarchy truly wants is a world that will be ruled द्वारा zanhar1.Don't believe me?Just take a look at this analogy:
MONarchy-Political system based upon the undivided sovereignty या rule of a single person.
ZANarchy-Political system based upon the undivided sovereignty या rule of ZANhar1
See?
2.The Zanarachy is full of terrorists!
Zanhar1 herself is a fucking pyromaniac and there are a lot of members who are terrorists that are obsessed with blowing stuff up.
3.The Zanarchy uses shitty संगीत with subliminal messages in order to brainwash people
Seriously,how many times has zanhar1 पोस्टेड मतदानो with songs that were so shitty that no person in their right mind could listen to them without getting a headache?Well my friends,the Zanarchy has put subliminal messages in all of those songs.After deeply analyzing the song,I managed to find the following messages:
शामिल होइए THE ZANARCHY.
The Zanarchy will help आप to get the booty.
The darkness of the Zanarchy will give आप salvation.
आप will get a lot of money and bitches if आप शामिल होइए the zanarchy.
Long live the Zanarchy.
4.The Zanarchy arrests everyone that disagrees with them
Each of us has a spy sent द्वारा the Zanarchy that controls everything that we do in order to make sure that we wont revolt against the Zanarchy.
If they found out that आप are against the Zanarchy आप are screwed,bro.They will imprison आप and psychologically torture द्वारा playing ultra shitty संगीत and द्वारा forcing आप
Oh shit,they also know that I'm currently typing this article.
5.The Zanarchy has many motorcycle gangs
The Zanarchy has many motorcycle gangs who go around villages and cities in order to pillage,murder and burn however they don't do rape though(although this could change in the future)
6.The Zanarchy hates हीरोस because they always want the villains to win
According to the Zanarchy villains must win because हीरोस winning is too fucking mainstream.Basically,if the Zanarchy manages to take over the world,all criminals will get away with their evil deeds.
7.The Zanarchy wants to forbid people from making cheese
Oh and they want to forbid making पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा as well.
8.The Zanarchy hates boobs
Enough said.
9.The Zanarchy has 3 evil goddesses that they're worship
Those 3 evil goddesses are:Bellatrix,Azula and Regina.Everyone knows that people who worship these 3 demonesses cannot be trusted.
10.The Ku Klux Klan has promised to support the Zanarchy in the future
The KKK were amazed at the fact that zanhar1 agreed with their"BURN EVERYTHING"theory and told the Zanarchy that they will support them in the future.However we still don't know if zanhar1 will accept their offer.
Bonus Fact:
The Zanarchy hates candylover246
आप know that alien chick who's obsessed with Gaara?Well candylover246 once चुरा लिया all the कैन्डी supplies of the Zanarchy and only managed to get away with the help of her alien friends.Because of this zanhar1 hated her so much that she decided to nickname her candySUCCER.
I hope that with this लेख I managed to enlighten आप about the big threat that the Zanarchy is.
*Knock,knock*Oh shit, the Secret Agents of the Zanarchy are at my doorm,they came to take me away.I must hurry and प्रकाशित करे this लेख before its too late.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm लेखन this लेख in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the चोटी, शीर्ष 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which nobody rules,however this is far from being the truth.What the the Zanarchy truly wants is a world that will be ruled द्वारा zanhar1.Don't believe me?Just take a look at this analogy:
MONarchy-Political system based upon the undivided sovereignty या rule of a single person.
ZANarchy-Political system based upon the undivided sovereignty या rule of ZANhar1
See?
2.The Zanarachy is full of terrorists!
Zanhar1 herself is a fucking pyromaniac and there are a lot of members who are terrorists that are obsessed with blowing stuff up.
3.The Zanarchy uses shitty संगीत with subliminal messages in order to brainwash people
Seriously,how many times has zanhar1 पोस्टेड मतदानो with songs that were so shitty that no person in their right mind could listen to them without getting a headache?Well my friends,the Zanarchy has put subliminal messages in all of those songs.After deeply analyzing the song,I managed to find the following messages:
शामिल होइए THE ZANARCHY.
The Zanarchy will help आप to get the booty.
The darkness of the Zanarchy will give आप salvation.
आप will get a lot of money and bitches if आप शामिल होइए the zanarchy.
Long live the Zanarchy.
4.The Zanarchy arrests everyone that disagrees with them
Each of us has a spy sent द्वारा the Zanarchy that controls everything that we do in order to make sure that we wont revolt against the Zanarchy.
If they found out that आप are against the Zanarchy आप are screwed,bro.They will imprison आप and psychologically torture द्वारा playing ultra shitty संगीत and द्वारा forcing आप
Oh shit,they also know that I'm currently typing this article.
5.The Zanarchy has many motorcycle gangs
The Zanarchy has many motorcycle gangs who go around villages and cities in order to pillage,murder and burn however they don't do rape though(although this could change in the future)
6.The Zanarchy hates हीरोस because they always want the villains to win
According to the Zanarchy villains must win because हीरोस winning is too fucking mainstream.Basically,if the Zanarchy manages to take over the world,all criminals will get away with their evil deeds.
7.The Zanarchy wants to forbid people from making cheese
Oh and they want to forbid making पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा as well.
8.The Zanarchy hates boobs
Enough said.
9.The Zanarchy has 3 evil goddesses that they're worship
Those 3 evil goddesses are:Bellatrix,Azula and Regina.Everyone knows that people who worship these 3 demonesses cannot be trusted.
10.The Ku Klux Klan has promised to support the Zanarchy in the future
The KKK were amazed at the fact that zanhar1 agreed with their"BURN EVERYTHING"theory and told the Zanarchy that they will support them in the future.However we still don't know if zanhar1 will accept their offer.
Bonus Fact:
The Zanarchy hates candylover246
आप know that alien chick who's obsessed with Gaara?Well candylover246 once चुरा लिया all the कैन्डी supplies of the Zanarchy and only managed to get away with the help of her alien friends.Because of this zanhar1 hated her so much that she decided to nickname her candySUCCER.
I hope that with this लेख I managed to enlighten आप about the big threat that the Zanarchy is.
*Knock,knock*Oh shit, the Secret Agents of the Zanarchy are at my doorm,they came to take me away.I must hurry and प्रकाशित करे this लेख before its too late.
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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The सेकंड nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody कहा it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
पांडा are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody कहा it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
पांडा are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could आप pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? कहा the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made आप laugh.
Here are 2 बिना सोचे समझे facts:
They don't sell Smarties या Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made आप laugh.
Here are 2 बिना सोचे समझे facts:
They don't sell Smarties या Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
I made this सूची before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..
10: NORMAN BATES:
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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10: NORMAN BATES:
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
