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posted by Windrises
Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This प्रशंसक story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and कहा "How's it going?"

She कहा "Bad and I won't tell आप why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow कहा "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically कहा "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon कहा "Sister it's good to see you."

She कहा "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like आप matter." She walked away.

She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.

20 मिनटों later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.

Sansa कहा "Lance a Lot where am I?"

Lancel कहा "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.

She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She कहा "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"

She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She कहा "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She कहा "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.

1 घंटा later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.

After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion कहा "What's this for?"

She कहा "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.

The end.
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I प्यार GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

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7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to आप say, "Why don't आप speak और clearly?"

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2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when आप are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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{Sally's POV}


"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean द्वारा 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...
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These are some ghetto names sent to us द्वारा our readers:

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2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
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6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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