???: Excuse us, but the administrators of फैन्पॉप have told us to lock आप in here. But have no worries, for we have दिया आप a fun task to work on while they want आप trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want आप to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I कहा here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY तारा, स्टार WAS A RAPPER!?
U FRIGGIN' WOT M8 IMMA FRICKIN' 'BOUT TO SKOOL UR नितंब, गधा SO DAMN HARD M8 U AIN'T GOT NO CHANCE MAN THINK U CAN STAND UP 2 ME BICH PLZ FAM
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the दिन when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I प्यार this song! link
I will literally drive आप to delirium द्वारा making आप think whether या not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have आप got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are आप doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of बिना सोचे समझे shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I शामिल होइए you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE फ्रेंड्स today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have आप ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा took control of a चोटी, शीर्ष secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously गाना a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
*Accurate Representation*
...Just what in the FUCK did आप guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay आप at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the फैन्पॉप staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like आप don't care, gliiiide द्वारा the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a प्रशंसक of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's और empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the फैन्पॉप staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. आप hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 सेकंड्स later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie आप up quickly या what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but आप forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare आप accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, आप all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can आप tell me when फैन्पॉप was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', आप guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so लॉस्ट in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that सेम, बीन doesn't count, be quiet!
One और word outta आप and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and अभिनय like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
See if ya can read this---
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and आप can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter द्वारा istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and आप can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter द्वारा istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, आप can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks
If आप wanna gain a little weight all आप have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks आप what your size is या how much आप weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when आप think of women आप think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
If आप wanna gain a little weight all आप have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks आप what your size is या how much आप weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when आप think of women आप think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
When आप turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If आप have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
आप cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If आप have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
आप cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.
I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope आप realize how inconvient that is.
Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!
Good फ्रेंड्स don't let आप do stupid things ... alone.
Don't make me call my flying monkeys!
Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! आप actually think I care :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.
If आप met my family, you'd understand.
HAHA. Wait, what?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
"Hey, guess what?" "No."
Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope आप realize how inconvient that is.
Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!
Good फ्रेंड्स don't let आप do stupid things ... alone.
Don't make me call my flying monkeys!
Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! आप actually think I care :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.
If आप met my family, you'd understand.
HAHA. Wait, what?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
"Hey, guess what?" "No."
Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
