बिना सोचे समझे Article: My प्रिय songs part 2

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posted by twinklestar11

Some of theses songs are repeated from part 1.
some are new.
also, if आप did not read part 1, i watch songs in ajmv. if आप dont like songs in ajmv, then आप dont have to watch the video links.
something new: One song listed here is not in ajmv. That song i dont watch in ajmv. so if आप want to, आप can watch it.
लिंक्स are listed after the song.
The song that is not ajmv is the song Hopeful. let's get started.

song #1: Ugly Heart
link to song #1: link

song #2: Hopeful
link to song #2: link

song #3: Outside
link to song #3: link

song #4: जानवर
link to song #4: link

song #5: लोकप्रिय song
link to song #5: link

song #6: Break the rules
link to song #6: link

song #7: Discord
link to song #7: link

song #8: एंजल with a shotgun
link to song #8: link

song #9: Dark Horse
link to song #9: link

song #10: I knew आप were trouble
link to song #10: link

song #11: Hot n cold
link to song #11: link

song #12: Cool Kids
link to song #12: link

song #13: Never grow up
link to song #13: link

song #14: हे Brother
link to song #14: link

song #15: Honey i'm good
link to song #15: link

song #16: Mmm Yeah
link to song #16: link

song #17: When can i see आप again?
link to song #17: link

song #18: Shooting Star
link to song #18: link

song #19: Brave
link to song #19: link

song #20: Throwback
link to song #20: link

song #21: Colorful world
link to song #21: link

that is all my प्रिय songs!
Here is the link to my प्रिय songs part 1 if आप did not read it yet: link

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dogestar only 1 isn't an ajmv

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BIGGEST TWILIGHT FAN...EVER!

posted by ShiningsTar542

If आप think आप पढ़ना all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real प्रशंसक Twilight fan, wait until आप read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega प्रशंसक of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!

Cathy discovered the series a few years पूर्व when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been प्यार with all the mythology and characters.

Source: objetivofamosos

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Billionaire (Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars) Parody =D

posted by cute20k

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here आप go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet आप didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

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The Worlds Greatest Song Tribute Lyrics

posted by wolfgirl985

*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*

So, long पूर्व me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and कहा "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years या so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED द्वारा RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can मिटाइए the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused द्वारा Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle आप with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a दिल attack; his दिल lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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Christian कोट्स and Atheist quotes: Who won here?

posted by darkkhorn19

Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. झाड़ी, बुश

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...

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A VERY SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP

posted by ShiningsTar542

The story we have for आप today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted द्वारा the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate जानवर that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became फ्रेंड्स with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला at the time.

आप would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two जानवर connected from the first moment. Now the two जानवर are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.

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Bored in Class, या just want to Laugh Your Heads off?

posted by karpach_13

1)Devise a secret code with your फ्रेंड्स then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask सवालों so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s सवालों in slow motion 2)Answer सवालों only with one word
3)Scream बिना सोचे समझे words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” या “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer सवालों in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...

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Kitty pow wow:How to deal with a cheating boyfriend

posted by meow_girl

Hayley

WARNING:The following लेख contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.

*One दिन at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a साल ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well आप don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James आप creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...

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The truth about पिकाचू

posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if आप look closely पिकाचू has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight आप fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his खाना up.Pikachu...

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How To Annoy Your Roommate 3!

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring आप food.

3. Spill a lot of बीयर, बियर on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five मिनटों out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a हम्सटर as a pet. Buy a blender,...

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I Feel like Such a Weirdo

posted by thespikedturtle

Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one आप may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, द्वारा today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...

Cleverbot vs. कोट्स from my प्रिय show, Part 1

posted by Jeffersonian

User: I didn't know आप could play Twister all द्वारा yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know आप could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: आप spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he या she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that आप can see that आप di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....

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Funniest roleplay EVAH!

posted by woowie

Kat: आप spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and आप know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO प्यार AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, आप stay since आप live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO आप wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater प्रशंसक then आप might not wanna read this but if आप do and it affends आप then leave a टिप्पणी दे and i can tell आप in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned आप so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and पालना it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. पालना in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first लेख I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 साल old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If आप met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know आप don't hit when आप don't get what आप want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's और but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what आप think in टिप्पणियाँ please:)

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that आप can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can तारीख, दिनांक Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do आप realize how crazy and gross a lot of प्रशंसकों are???? Here is a gross लेख about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached द्वारा “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an ई मेल to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new प्रिय song, just so आप know. omg ;i wrote और in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, गिलहरी clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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21 Ways to say I प्यार आप (In Guy's Point of View)

posted by मिलोरोक्स18

21 Ways to Say I प्यार You

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1. Call her the अगला day.

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2. Always laugh at her jokes.

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3. Tell her (truthfully) that आप can't wait to see her again.

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4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

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5. Call her just to say आप were thinking about her.

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6. Bring her a teddy भालू and chicken सूप when she's sick.

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7. Write her a poem.

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8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

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9. Bring her फूल for no reason.

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10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

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11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

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12. किस her in the middle...

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My REALLY बिना सोचे समझे Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do आप like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do आप like ponies?

User: Yes. But, यूनिकॉर्न are better.

Cleverbot: यूनिकॉर्न aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE आप SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: आप कहा यूनिकॉर्न aren't real. :( I thought आप were my friend....