Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.
So, आप may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? आप probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.
DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. आप can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always the cons.
First off, there's a shitload of fetish art. Don't know what fetish art is? It's basically art of very weird addictions people have. The most common seen on DA is foot, vore, and inflation. In my opinion, fetish art is just gross and horrifying, and it's one of the burdens of my existence. In foot, it's just a character from something with their feet up in your face. It's so weird. There are two types of vore, soft vore and hard vore. In soft vore, you'll see a character with another character in their stomach/throat, and you'll see them inside of कहा first character. In hard vore, here's when the nasty shit comes in. The artist actually has the guts to draw a character chewing another character up alive. It's sickening.
Inflation art is yet और characters with overgrown body parts. Usually their stomachs are inflated. I just don't get how people could like this gross stuff. I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES! AHHHH!!!
*Intermission*
Alright guys, I just got back from taking a vacation to The Bahamas. Met some good people there, unfortunately I killed them द्वारा mentioning DeviantART. It's kinda sad to see them go. After checking the news, The Apocalypse has started in The Bahamas!
Anywho, back onto the topic of DA. Next, I'll talk about RECOLORS. Recolors are everywhere, no matter where आप look. On DA, Facebook, Twitter, hell, even फैन्पॉप itself has these pathetic excuses of OCs on it! I have to admit, I'm kind of a hypocrite on this one, because when I used to be cringey, I पोस्टेड some really bad Sonic recolors.
There's not just Sonic recolors on DA though, there's चीपमक, चिपमंक "edits", Lady and The Tramp "edits", and even Mario "edits"! Humanity sickens me. I can't believe I'm the same species as the people who think recoloring characters is a good way to fit in. Editing characters like this is not only proving that you're lazy, but it's also art theft. I don't know why some people just can't understand that.
आप guys know Billy the hedgehog? Y'know, that kid who had a dark blue Sonic "OC" as his persona on Youtube? Yeah, he's just a small example of the recolor community. Billy legit पोस्टेड a video of him crying that people were criticizing his character. I mean, WHO DOES THAT? You'd have be SammyClassicSonicFan to get upset over something like that.
Oh boy, I'm not done yet. There's also ridiculous FNaF recolors! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH SOCIETY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I NEED और BLEACH... I NEED IT!!! There's red Bonnies, blue Foxys, brown Chicas, and even white and black Freddies! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Now, I'll be talking about the infamous FANFICTIONS. Oh jeez, I bet I'm going to be found dead in my house after this rant is finished. I can feel the cringe growing inside my body. My दिल is slowly beginning to stop beating. I'll have to make this as quick as possible... I have to.
First, there's those stupid "x Reader"s. I've read three of them and I wanted to just end my life. "x Reader"s are just fanfictions that insert आप in the story, and then you're just going to तारीख, दिनांक some बिना सोचे समझे prude further into the damn plot. These stories are even turned into porn fanfics, FUCKING PORN FANFICS!
Next, there's those fanfics about AU characters. Y'know, stuff like "MPreg" and "Female!InsertCharacterName". These types of fanfictions are actually much worse than the "x Reader"s. Authors are actually willing to get into horrifying detail on these genetically altered people in their stories, which automatically make them bad.
I... I can't. If I even mention anything और about this topic, I'll die. I'll just drop dead and nobody in my neighborhood would notice until a few hours has passed. My mom will find my rotting corpse sitting up on my bed, on the computer, with this rant posted.
But I must go on.
Finally, we'll talk about yaoi/yuri art. But, not just your normal yaoi/yuri art. No, these are much worse. आप know the stuff I कहा like "MPreg" and all that? Well, that shit is not just in fanfics, it's in art too. There was a piece of Mario याओइ fanart, it was the incest ship we know as Mario x Luigi. Well, Mario was actually pregnant, DESPITE BEING MALE. Luigi was just putting his hand over his brother's stomach like some crazed lunatic who had a baby fetish.
Sonic fanart has the same situation. There's pregnant Sonic, Shadow, hell, even pregnant Tails. Why the fuck do people think it's okay to make males give birth in this type of art? WHY?! GIVE ME AN ANSWER, GOD. Even FNaF and Undertale have the same "MPreg" shit, it's just everywhere now.
Then there's the classic diaper art. It's exactly what it sounds like, except that it's not paintings of diapers. No, in this type of art, famous characters from things are wearing DIAPERS. Undertale, Sonic, Pokemon, FNaF, as well as many other fandoms have diaper art. WHY DO THEY DO THIS?!
Alright, I'm finally done with this huge rant. I need to go drink some Bleach and eat some metal.
On a और serious note, I hope anyone out there who read this liked it. I spent an घंटा या so लेखन this rant. If आप have suggestions for a new rant, tell me!
So, आप may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? आप probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.
DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. आप can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always the cons.
First off, there's a shitload of fetish art. Don't know what fetish art is? It's basically art of very weird addictions people have. The most common seen on DA is foot, vore, and inflation. In my opinion, fetish art is just gross and horrifying, and it's one of the burdens of my existence. In foot, it's just a character from something with their feet up in your face. It's so weird. There are two types of vore, soft vore and hard vore. In soft vore, you'll see a character with another character in their stomach/throat, and you'll see them inside of कहा first character. In hard vore, here's when the nasty shit comes in. The artist actually has the guts to draw a character chewing another character up alive. It's sickening.
Inflation art is yet और characters with overgrown body parts. Usually their stomachs are inflated. I just don't get how people could like this gross stuff. I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES! AHHHH!!!
*Intermission*
Alright guys, I just got back from taking a vacation to The Bahamas. Met some good people there, unfortunately I killed them द्वारा mentioning DeviantART. It's kinda sad to see them go. After checking the news, The Apocalypse has started in The Bahamas!
Anywho, back onto the topic of DA. Next, I'll talk about RECOLORS. Recolors are everywhere, no matter where आप look. On DA, Facebook, Twitter, hell, even फैन्पॉप itself has these pathetic excuses of OCs on it! I have to admit, I'm kind of a hypocrite on this one, because when I used to be cringey, I पोस्टेड some really bad Sonic recolors.
There's not just Sonic recolors on DA though, there's चीपमक, चिपमंक "edits", Lady and The Tramp "edits", and even Mario "edits"! Humanity sickens me. I can't believe I'm the same species as the people who think recoloring characters is a good way to fit in. Editing characters like this is not only proving that you're lazy, but it's also art theft. I don't know why some people just can't understand that.
आप guys know Billy the hedgehog? Y'know, that kid who had a dark blue Sonic "OC" as his persona on Youtube? Yeah, he's just a small example of the recolor community. Billy legit पोस्टेड a video of him crying that people were criticizing his character. I mean, WHO DOES THAT? You'd have be SammyClassicSonicFan to get upset over something like that.
Oh boy, I'm not done yet. There's also ridiculous FNaF recolors! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH SOCIETY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I NEED और BLEACH... I NEED IT!!! There's red Bonnies, blue Foxys, brown Chicas, and even white and black Freddies! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Now, I'll be talking about the infamous FANFICTIONS. Oh jeez, I bet I'm going to be found dead in my house after this rant is finished. I can feel the cringe growing inside my body. My दिल is slowly beginning to stop beating. I'll have to make this as quick as possible... I have to.
First, there's those stupid "x Reader"s. I've read three of them and I wanted to just end my life. "x Reader"s are just fanfictions that insert आप in the story, and then you're just going to तारीख, दिनांक some बिना सोचे समझे prude further into the damn plot. These stories are even turned into porn fanfics, FUCKING PORN FANFICS!
Next, there's those fanfics about AU characters. Y'know, stuff like "MPreg" and "Female!InsertCharacterName". These types of fanfictions are actually much worse than the "x Reader"s. Authors are actually willing to get into horrifying detail on these genetically altered people in their stories, which automatically make them bad.
I... I can't. If I even mention anything और about this topic, I'll die. I'll just drop dead and nobody in my neighborhood would notice until a few hours has passed. My mom will find my rotting corpse sitting up on my bed, on the computer, with this rant posted.
But I must go on.
Finally, we'll talk about yaoi/yuri art. But, not just your normal yaoi/yuri art. No, these are much worse. आप know the stuff I कहा like "MPreg" and all that? Well, that shit is not just in fanfics, it's in art too. There was a piece of Mario याओइ fanart, it was the incest ship we know as Mario x Luigi. Well, Mario was actually pregnant, DESPITE BEING MALE. Luigi was just putting his hand over his brother's stomach like some crazed lunatic who had a baby fetish.
Sonic fanart has the same situation. There's pregnant Sonic, Shadow, hell, even pregnant Tails. Why the fuck do people think it's okay to make males give birth in this type of art? WHY?! GIVE ME AN ANSWER, GOD. Even FNaF and Undertale have the same "MPreg" shit, it's just everywhere now.
Then there's the classic diaper art. It's exactly what it sounds like, except that it's not paintings of diapers. No, in this type of art, famous characters from things are wearing DIAPERS. Undertale, Sonic, Pokemon, FNaF, as well as many other fandoms have diaper art. WHY DO THEY DO THIS?!
Alright, I'm finally done with this huge rant. I need to go drink some Bleach and eat some metal.
On a और serious note, I hope anyone out there who read this liked it. I spent an घंटा या so लेखन this rant. If आप have suggestions for a new rant, tell me!
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our फ्रेंड्स and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if आप sometimes feel sad या depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to आप sorry, but if your in any other country, then आप still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When आप think of चॉकलेट everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our फ्रेंड्स and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if आप sometimes feel sad या depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to आप sorry, but if your in any other country, then आप still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When आप think of चॉकलेट everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other लेख like this so here's another one.I hope आप enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks द्वारा (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a चाय party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals द्वारा say "would आप like to शामिल होइए us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the गुलाबी fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good या I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks द्वारा (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a चाय party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals द्वारा say "would आप like to शामिल होइए us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the गुलाबी fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good या I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT तारीख, दिनांक IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
और famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy रे cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
और famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy रे cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone आप meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as आप can.
If आप see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to बत्तख, बतख under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as आप can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as आप can.
If आप see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to बत्तख, बतख under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as आप can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, या pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum और gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min या completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting और till आप reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, या pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum और gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min या completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting और till आप reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the सोफ़ा, सोफे last night watching some rubbish टेलीविज़न दिखाना and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my इंद्रधनुष colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I प्यार आप soooooo much' and so I was like 'I प्यार आप more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting आप a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting आप one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten मिनटों later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.