बिना सोचे समझे Article: Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Get A फैन्पॉप Medal GUARANTEED! :D

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Get A फैन्पॉप Medal GUARANTEED! :D

posted by deathding

(NOTE: This entire लेख is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

हे everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other दिन on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my प्रोफ़ाइल really quick to see if I got a medal.....

The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:

Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........

I GOT IT! :D How about I PM फैन्पॉप a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^

Sending the message now! :D

THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D

*Two Days Later*

Alright, SURELY they've responded द्वारा now. I mean, busy company या not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^

See? I told आप guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D

FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:

(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)

Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-

Fanpop: Why don't आप just try getting them the way आप were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P

...........NEVER! >:D

Fanpop: Welp. आप asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)

Wait, what? Just what are आप guys up to.....?

Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!

WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O

I'LL GET आप अगला TIME FANPOP, अगला TIME!

DivaChipette1, geocen and 10 others like this

deathding Hope you guys got a laugh out of this. XD Seriously, just get medals the legitimate way. :)

CokeTheUmbreon LOL

CokeTheUmbreon I got bombed of this site 4 times.

Riku114 XD This was actually pretty amusing XD

poulamikundu Never read a similar article! I enjoyed it! XD

yamishadow2001 Lol hilarious xD had me dying

TheLefteris24 Love it !!!!

PlazmaKiller59 HELLO!

Kuro_Hyou666 Hahahaha! XD XD XD

Funfums XD

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Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 2-Jason Derulo: Trumpets.

posted by deathding

(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive आप to madness द्वारा letting आप figure out why the heck I कहा pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, या perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...

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My चोटी, शीर्ष 15 LEAST प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों

posted by KataraLover

These are my चोटी, शीर्ष 15 LEAST प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों and just like with my चोटी, शीर्ष 15 प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों सूची I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell आप how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to दिखाना that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a सूची like this pretty much just कहा they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my सूची and please keep in mind this is just my...

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बिना सोचे समझे people

added by shiriny

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100 Hottest Male मशहूर हस्तियों (In My Opinion) Part 3

posted by saz19126

OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly

42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - आप should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)

43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me

44.
Name: James Buckley...

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Larry Stylinson Fanfic Pt. 1

posted by iLuvLouisCarrot

“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are आप really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he कहा that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can आप tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...

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25 बिना सोचे समझे "facts" of life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. आप will never find anybody who can give आप a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell आप that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling आप that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed द्वारा the federal government is entertainment.
5. आप should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests आप think she's pregnant unless आप can see an...

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With आप XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have आप been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen आप someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this सीट empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if आप sit down.

Man: Your place या mine?
Woman: Both. आप go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do आप do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: हे baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do आप like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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xXx The Rules Of प्यार xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

किस On The Lips-I प्यार You
किस On The Ear-You Are Special
किस On The Nose-Laughter
किस On The Cheek-Friendship
किस On The Forehead-I Comfort You
किस On The Neck-I Want You
किस On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
किस Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender किस On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I लॉस्ट आप

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My चोटी, शीर्ष 20 प्रिय animated couples

posted by deathchick9

Miku and Kaito

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there संगीत videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I प्यार them और then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I प्यार these two they start out hating each other then become close फ्रेंड्स या maybe more...I'd like to think so....

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सवालों a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask या Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If आप Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would आप mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs आप and takes a little something off आप would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are आप sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If आप say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all आप want, not like I care if आप are या aren't...As long as आप don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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प्रिय Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him या erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If आप want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go आगे when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

Overlaping South America and Africa

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: didyoukno

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100 Rules Of A Gentleman

posted by NatalieSunshine

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the गिटार for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If आप get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

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Tom & Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel<3

added by Rainbow_Veins

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What's your guys' opinion on कबूतर Cameron?

posted by curtains4

Okay, she's kinda getting और famous द्वारा the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland क्रिस्मस दिन Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if आप like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If आप ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, गाना lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

My Fan-Cast for the Wicked Movie

posted by KataraLover

As many of आप are aware, I absolutely ADORE Wicked and I'm so excited about the movie adaptation that is just taking FOREVER to be made, even before the pandemic came along. So, like many people, I just keep wanting them to make some casting announcements for the movie already and have been making my own fan-cast for the movie, even making a video of my fan-cast. However, I felt like taking the time to explain my casting choices so everyone knows why I made my choices. I will provide my fan-cast video at the end, so आप can hear the vocal capabilities. Please keep in mind that this is just...

Bounce The Hell Outta Here - The Bouncer (PS2 Cents)

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

So about a साल ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video द्वारा Matt McMuscles on यूट्यूब about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog सड़क, स्ट्रीट is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a साल later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...

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Mercy

added by Seanthehedgehog

Source: Blizzard

NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If आप don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

Lolita Candids

added by 8theGreat