बिना सोचे समझे Article: 6 Creepy 2 sentence stories

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posted by slenderman777

1. The last thing i saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest her other hand muffling my screams, i sat bolt up right glad it was just a dream but as i saw my alarm clock read 12:06 i heard the closet door creak open.

2. Growing up with pets i was used to scratching on my bedroom door, now that i live alone its much और unsettling.

3. In all the times i lived in this house, i swear to god i closed और doors then i open.

4. I thought my cat had a staring problem she always was looking at my face, until one दिन when i realized that she was always looking just behind me.

5. Theres nothing like the laughter of a baby, unless it's 1 am and you're घर alone.

6. She went to check on her sleeping toddler, the window was open and the बिस्तर was empty

poulamikundu and deathding like this

deathding Woah! :O

candylover246 ............O_O............. Glad I'm used to staying up all night, cuz..... .yeah.

slenderman777 I realized i messed up on a few words sorry about that :/

candylover246 It's fine. This is the Internet, not school. :)

poulamikundu I was shivering, I swear.....specially the cat and baby laughter one

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Impossible to please joke

posted by boomerlover

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor द्वारा floor, and once आप find what आप are looking for, आप can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling आप what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The फ्रेंड्स laugh and without hesitation...

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Flair कोट्स :-)

posted by brooki

Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope आप realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good फ्रेंड्स don't let आप do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! आप actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If आप met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse या Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up द्वारा गाना समुद्र तट Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say आप taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

posted by Shelly_McShelly

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if आप have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...

Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT तारीख, दिनांक IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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Code Lyoko

added by Mollymolata

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Alice in Wonderland (1951)

added by 3xZ

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ईमो कोट्स and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that आप were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes आप can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One दिन you'll ask me, "which is और important to you, me या your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing आप are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your प्यार does NOT work for that person,...

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ART WITH EVERYDAY OBJECTS

added by liridonarama96

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DO IT!!! JUST DO IT!!!

posted by kicksomebut23

DO IT!!! JUST....DO IT!

Don't let others stop आप from your dreams. Don't ever give up reaching your dreams . Don't never EVER give up! JUST...DO IT!
Don't be afraid to climb higher than others In the mountain. Don't be afraid to be yourself. JUST...DO IT! Be yourself and stand up for what आप believe. Express yourself. Don't become a faker. Don't follow others and try to be like them because if आप do....you will be giving less respect and lose confidence. If आप Like Anime, पुस्तकें , A Certain Artist, या whatever....love it because its आप and your opinion. Don't make others change आप and stop...

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SCP-509

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-509

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B are both to be contained on-site, due to their immobility. Each is to be cordoned off, and any members of the public turned away. Outside of research and maintenance purposes, no humans या pigs, living या dead, are to be allowed into either structure. Personnel may safely enter and leave SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B within four मिनटों of activation and while inactive.

After testing, any living humans recovered from SCP-509-B are to be trained as Level 0 personnel and assigned to minimal security positions. Personnel...

ऐनी हैथवे

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A Game of Flashlight Tag - क्रीपीपास्ता

posted by slenderman777

When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If आप don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but आप play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the सड़क, स्ट्रीट my house was on was skirted द्वारा a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. आप could run through...

चोटी, शीर्ष five F*** आप CARTMAN moments

posted by Canada24

I प्यार Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical देखा गया to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST फ्रेंड्स FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", द्वारा pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...

five "necessary evil" characters I can think of

posted by Canada24

#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his फ्रेंड्स and family...

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Abandoned Servers - क्रीपीपास्ता

posted by slenderman777

आप know those eerie feelings आप get when आप are playing a multiplayer game and there is no one on the server, apart from you?

For instance; boot up माइन्क्राफ्ट right now and scope around for some deserted server that is running, but no one is on.

Feels pretty weird, right? Well this is what my hobby was: going around to these barely running games and seeing what people had left behind, not just माइन्क्राफ्ट either. Counterstrike, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft. I used all of these games to explore the special servers nearly every day. I logged down what was on them: buildings, maps, announcements...

The Smiling man - Creepypasta?

posted by slenderman777

About five years पूर्व I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few मिनटों of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...

The Crawlspace - क्रीपीपास्ता

posted by slenderman777

In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up द्वारा itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind आप once आप get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a सेकंड thought,it wasn't until the fifth साल that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months पूर्व i was घर alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....

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Last Friday - क्रीपीपास्ता

posted by slenderman777

I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if आप drive down this road on a दिन were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then आप might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is कहा to be easy to recognize cause if its summer या winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones आप can find in the stores. according to the story,if आप drive up along side her and roll down the window...

सिंडरेला 2015

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