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Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my प्रिय website is youtube. for some of आप who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's आप share videos, alot of people tend to अपलोड gaming वीडियो या संगीत या वीडियो of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good यूट्यूब channels like Seananners या Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch बिना सोचे समझे peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some बिना सोचे समझे persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever changed.

i was looking for a video to watch, i decided to watch some बिना सोचे समझे persons channel so i went to mr nightmares channel to find some बिना सोचे समझे person to watch. And then i found it, a channel named stalker. i thought he was just trying to be funny with the name but i was dead wrong.

His टिप्पणी दे was "i really enjoyed stalking that guy". The video mr nightmare uploaded was a 10 scary true stories video, which if आप know anything about mr nightmare he uploads scary story videos. So i thought it was just a joke, i laughed at his टिप्पणी दे and decided to check out his channel.

First of all, he had over 600 videos, and no subscribers. All of his uploads were just वीडियो with names i clicked on one, the video was short but very weird. It was taken from outside somebody's window, inside there was what looked like a 13 साल old boy using a computer. For about 20 सेकंड्स the boy was just using the computer and then he looked outside his window and yelled "DAD!" and the video ended.

I was confused as too what i'd seen, i kept looking through the videos. And it was all the same contents of the first video i watched, this channel just had a bunch of वीडियो of this guy looking through windows of kids.

it wasn't until i got further into the videos, that's when i made a discovery that i will never forget. A video with my name on it. I was scared but wanted to see what it was about, i clicked it and the video started. It was a shot of my house from across the street, my car wasn't in the drive way, i forgot to mention i was 18 when this happen and i just got my first car, but anyway my car was not in the driveway so i was not home. About 30 सेकंड्स into the video my car pulled up the driveway, and i stepped out of it and walked up to my house.

At that point the video ended, that was a हाल का अपलोड so i was scared shitless. i reported the channel to यूट्यूब and the channel was removed, but it didn't end there.

About two weeks later after i forgotten the यूट्यूब stalker, another channel was made it was called "stalker". and of course when i went to his channel all of the same वीडियो were there even the one with me in it.

I was emailed the channel to my gmail account, the account was called "stalker@gmail.com", i was really starting to get scared now and went to his channel to रिपोर्ट it again. but then i saw that there was a new अपलोड with my name on it, i click on it and it was a ten सेकंड video of me sleeping in my bed, the video was taken from inside my house.

Freaking the fuck out i took my laptop,got my keys, and rushed down to the police station to दिखाना them the video. when i was getting in my car i saw something that will forever haunt me and something i will take to the grave. It was a man with a camera, he was recording and he was waving at me.

He looked like shit, he wore a bikers जैकेट that had rips on it with a white कमीज, शर्ट that also had rips on it. his pants were fucked up with a huge rip on the left side, i couldn't really make out his face but it looked liked he had a gray beard. after that i floored it to the police station.

When i got to the station i told the police everything, they contacted यूट्यूब to take down the channel and transfer all the वीडियो to the police station server, i told them that i saw the man who uploaded the videos, i told them to go check on my house.

They went to my house and what they found was really disturbing, they found the man under my बिस्तर with the camera and a large knife. they arrested the man and i never heard from him again.

Sense then i have not been using यूट्यूब for a long time until i decided to rejoin यूट्यूब again, my warning to आप all is to beware on youtube, आप won't regret it.






हे guys slenderman777 here. i decided to write a क्रीपीपास्ता myself instead of just rewriting other stories, and it was fun लेखन my own story. आप guys should make a क्रीपीपास्ता as well, i'm sure आप guys can write something scary. this story was inspired द्वारा a person in a टिप्पणी दे section named stalker. have a nice दिन :)
posted by hetaliaitaly
Well here आप are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven या hell

an afterlife
or a nothingness

forgiveness
or an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have आप come here ?
What do आप need ?


To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe आप want to take them to die . . . ?


But I ask आप now..
how many of these pills

would आप take each दिन to live ?



To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?



These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs या antidepressants.



I feel happy, I feel...
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Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and शामिल होइए us!
Allex: Ok. What are आप doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by shutyourface
don't worry this लेख is not about भेड़ या bananas it is about a और serious matter.

this is a वाद-विवाद and i want everyone पढ़ना this
लेखन a टिप्पणी दे about what आप think is write या wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

या the chicken?

thats my वाद-विवाद and i want EVERYONE who's a प्रशंसक
of बिना सोचे समझे to write what they think is right


and become a प्रशंसक of me and become a प्रशंसक of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
या the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do आप think आप could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank आप all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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DEMENTED POEMS

गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits

गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter

गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down

गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. At the movies: When आप meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are आप doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t आप try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When आप ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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Source: गूगल
I found this hilarious लेख on pcworld.com
Don't know who the लेखक is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's कैप्स Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a पासवर्ड other than "password" या "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits अगला to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be और imaginative.

I will not bore my boss द्वारा with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some और excuses.

I will do less laundry and use और deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The दिखाना was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids दिखाना that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The दिखाना had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my प्रिय parts of the दिखाना was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did आप get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A पेंगुइन rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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