बिना सोचे समझे Article: Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

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Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take टिप्पणियाँ asking सवालों from the last episode and answer them in the अगला article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope आप enjoy our सेकंड episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys! (Link to the last episode is here: link)

hplover321, PlazmaKiller59, NeonShadow609, RainSoul, CheetahGirl5147, MalloMar, TAIKAMODO, simpleplan, LGYCE, pablopj, and of course, me! Thanks a lot for commenting guys!

And now, at last, our feature presentation!

hplover321 asks: "Do आप know what 'Warrior Cats' is?"

Wait, how did Tails get here?

PlazmaKiller59 asks: "What is your प्रिय anime?"

Deathding asks: "What is your प्रिय hobby?"

NeonShadow609 asks: "Silver: Why are आप sitting on me!?"

RainSoul asks: "Do आप like cherries?"

RainSoul also asks: "Do आप have a प्रिय book?"

CheetahGirl5147 asks: "If आप got a pet, what would it be?"

MalloMar asks: "Have आप ever beaten yourself on Dr. Robotnik's Mean सेम, बीन Machine?"

TAIKAMODO asks: "Who would your nemesis be if Sonic didn't exist?"

simpleplan asks: "What are आप afraid of?"

LGYCE asks: "If आप had the chance, would आप really kill Sonic? If so, how?"

pablopj asks: "Why build a theme park of all things?"

And that does it for episode 2 of Ask Dr. Robotnik! As always don't forget to ask Dr. Robotnik a सवाल below for a funny answer and shout-out in the अगला article!

Also, if आप टिप्पणी दे too late द्वारा mistake, then it's perfectly fine! I'll just use it in the अगला episode, so nobody will ever feel left out!

Lastly, a VERY VERY special shout-out to Hermione4evr, Uaan, and Canada24 for commenting, but not even asking a question........

See आप guys अगला time! (And don't forget to टिप्पणी दे below and click the I'm A प्रशंसक button above!)

Apologies to Hermione4evr, Uaan, and Canada24 for getting grind into iron filings.

Alphawolf69, kicksomebut23 and 9 others like this

deathding I also give you an immediate notification once the next episode comes out if you ask a question and like this series. Handy ain't it? ^___^ Don't forget to fan and ask away!

PlazmaKiller59 Haha, I LOVE my answer dude, thanks. ;) Question: Who do you want to beat up the most?

NeonShadow609 Yay i'm so early! :D And I also loved my answer. XD Question is what is your favorite video game?

deathding That reminds me, I need to ask a question as well. XD Robotnik, what song do you hate the most? EDIT: Also forgot to say this, I'll post a new episode once we reach 7 fans and seven comments. Can we do it!? :D (Darn I forget everything XD)

RainSoul Funny as always. xD And yes it does look like you do like them. Do you believe the illuminati really exists? If you were on a stranded island, and could only bring one item what would you bring?

simpleplan What your favorite movie?

LGYCE XD Awesome as usual. Being the egg person you are, does that make you obsessed with eating eggs at all meals, or do you think of eating eggs as cannibalism?

TAIKAMODO Yo, great article, y'know? Really had a good flow that shined in a way that let you show that it wasn't just your average funny, no so~so. It was. Brilliant piece of work, and now, my rapping's gotta go! In all seriousness though, I gotta ask one question... "Dr. Robotnik, Did you pick your last name, or did you receive it from your parents? Do you even like your name?"

MrWayne Would you eat a human being raw if it meant getting the chance to kill Sonic?

MalloMar I'm too late, aren't I? This is consistently hilarious! I hope it continues. If you can't answer my question in the next one, I'll just post it again. Are you getting any benefits from Sonic's worldwide success?

pablopj Loved it soooo much, one of your best work, you outdone yourself deathding, question, if you can be the villain for a different game, what game would it be?

kicksomebut23 Eggman, are you going to lose weight?

Dorynope It looks really fun with the character's actions and expressions. Sickle game with childhood geometry dash lite

Veasnobae Nostalgia for childhood movies. Enjoyed finding the pieces in the geometry dash lite site. Update and share many famous series

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits

गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter

गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down

गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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My चोटी, शीर्ष 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a सूची like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this सूची with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please टिप्पणी दे but be polite. Also, always टिप्पणी दे because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers आप know.
12.Strangers आप don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to मिटाइए above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar आप grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something या someone

3. Go up to a बिना सोचे समझे person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki बिना सोचे समझे noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a फव्वारा run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to आप in public about the...

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10 most stupid सवालों people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When आप meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are आप doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t आप try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When आप ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while पूर्व and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask आप somethingand i want आप to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how आप feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want आप to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi या Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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When आप see it, you'll shit bricks!

added by adultswimperson

Source: गूगल

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The 20 Dumbest सवालों asked on Yahoo जवाब

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious लेख on pcworld.com
Don't know who the लेखक is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's कैप्स Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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पीडो बेर

added by XxKeithHarkinxX

Source: गूगल

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a पासवर्ड other than "password" या "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits अगला to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be और imaginative.

I will not bore my boss द्वारा with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some और excuses.

I will do less laundry and use और deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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added by Crazedsitcomfan

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My चोटी, शीर्ष 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult सूची I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. आप can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the चोटी, शीर्ष 10 and just listing the other women and दिखा रहा है pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for आप guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope आप enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to टिप्पणी दे and I can't wait to hear what...

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The चोटी, शीर्ष 10 Spongebob Squarepants Songs! Part 1

posted by deathding

Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The दिखाना was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids दिखाना that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The दिखाना had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my प्रिय parts of the दिखाना was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...

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A fat fairy princess.

added by Juilet1234

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Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of आप might have heard of the game Facade. those of आप who have, आप probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
_____________________-_____________________
Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she कहा "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they कहा yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

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बिना सोचे समझे Facts

posted by Bluekait

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are और likely to become serial killers.

Everything आप see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are और likely to dream when आप are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If आप tear off paper from bottles, आप are sexually...

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Jokes

posted by Usui--takumi

Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did आप get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A पेंगुइन rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...

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Trick सवालों

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four सवालों to determine the level of your intellect. Your उत्तरों must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating या wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: आप are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in सेकंड place.
In which position are आप now?

Answer:

If आप answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. आप overtook the सेकंड runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the अगला सवाल try not to be so dumb.

2 : If आप overtake the last...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked द्वारा his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes घर and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother उत्तरों " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad उत्तरों "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she उत्तरों "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she उत्तरों "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Elfen Lied कोट्स

posted by invadercalliope

•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? आप know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let आप go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are आप enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling आप how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End