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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this लेख to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, आप did it. आप FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get this song out of my mind, then I would. Because this song is a god awful disgrace against humanity that should be eradicated from the face of the Earth and burned द्वारा napalm flames in the deepest, darkest, and most violent part of the underworld. This song is evil, and represents all of the seven deadly sins. Lust, gluttony, greed, discouragement, wrath, envy, and pride.

Don’t ask why pride is a sin, JUST ROLL WITH IT! >.<

Also, I’m going to mention this now, EVERYBODY LOVES THIS SONG! Yeah, everybody loved Drive द्वारा and Trumpets, but AT LEAST with those songs people got tired of them after a while. But this hot mess? (That’s what my A-B teacher always says. You're awesome Mrs. Menard. ;D) NOBODY WILL LET IT GO.

And in the words of the villain from The Lorax, “Let it die, let it die! Let it shrivel up and cry!” (For the record, I didn't like that movie.)

येशु Christ society, I hope you're happy with the lame melodies आप guys like. Have fun listening to, “Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply hefty bag to hold my love.”

BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING BETTER TO HOLD YOUR प्यार IN THAN A GARBAGE CAN. ;D

Yep, I’m stalling again. I only do that when I REALLY loathe something. And I can’t get that point across to आप guys at all! Because nobody will ever understand my hatred…. For this song.

I despise it with all my metallic heart……… *Quote Dr. Robotnik Sonic SATAM*

Let’s just get this over with….. This is Train’s “Soul Sister”

“Heeey Heeeey Heeeeey”

WHAT THE HELL DO आप WANT!?

“Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains”

GODDAMNIT TRAIN, YOUR SONG MAKES ME WANT TO लपेटें MYSELF IN CHAINS! (Sing that line in the song’s melody. ;D)

Seriously though, WHAT!? THAT’S THE ONLY WORD I HAVE TO SAY, WHAT!?

DID THEY INHALE 50 GALLONS OF वोडका, वोदका BEFORE MAKING THIS SONG!? AND IT GETS MUCH BETTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

“I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let आप blow my mind”

……….

PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS!?

Yep, just like my last song reviews, people only like this song for the catchy beat and don’t realize how terrible the lyrics are.

Seriously, why the hell else would people like: “On the upside of a downward spiral, my प्यार for आप went viral. / “Is it weird that your नितंब, गधा reminds me of a Kanye West song?”

AND WHO COULD FORGET: “Mmm the way आप do me!”

This argument is actually going somewhere. I guess I really aren’t making these song reviews for no reason whatsoever. HOORAY! ^__^ (Got really sidetracked XD sorry.)

“Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of आप in every single dream I dream”

This guy is so bad it’s fucking hilarious. XD Seriously, Train is TERRIBLE. WITH CLASSIC LINES LI-

Let’s not start, we could be here all day.

या week.

या month.

या year.

या decade.

या century.

या millennium, whatever floats your boat. (Who says that anymore? ;D)

Seriously though, I like apples because apples are tasty. In other words, people who don’t know me very well, I say that when STUPID PEOPLE PUT THE SAME WORD IN THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE. STOP IT, YOUR SONG IS ALREADY TERRIBLE! IT’S LIKE POURING SALT ON AN OPEN WOUND!

I am now going to quote a sentence from an older review of mine: *Then again, when you’re so perverted school doesn’t even accept आप what do आप expect?*

“I knew when we collided you're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind”

Can आप even IMAGINE what the hell this guy is talking about? At this point we can assume this guy isn’t even trying.

SERIOUSLY, MY 5 साल OLD SISTER MAKES BETTER SONGS THAN YOU! EITHER PUT IN EFFORT या I’LL PUT A MACHETE THROUGH YOUR HEART!

“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo”

Oh my god. OH MY FUCKING GOD. This band actually had THE NERVE to insult other songs. THAT IS SO MEAN! HOW CRUEL CAN आप GET!? THIS SONG LITERALLY JUST MADE FUN OF ANOTHER SONG!

I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THE SONG IS GOOD या NOT, THAT IS HARSH.

And did I mention I like apples?

“The way आप हटाइए ain't fair आप know
हे soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing आप do tonight”

THE ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WAS EASIER TO UNDERSTAND THAN THIS SONG. HELL, THIS SONG MAKES REN AND STIMPY LOOK LIKE A दिखाना MADE द्वारा ALBERT EINSTEIN!

CAN आप AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE A TOLERABLE SONG!?

*If आप did I wouldn’t want to burn आप with my napalm flamethrower. >:(*

“Heeey heeeey heeeey”

WHAT DO आप WANT FROM ME!?

“Just in time, I'm so glad आप have a one track mind like me
आप gave my life direction”

That’s it, I’m done, I’M FUCKING DONE! TRAIN IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST BAND EVER. CONGRATUMOTHERFUCKINGLATIONS!

And believe me guys, that’s NOT an easy शीर्षक to earn.

“A game दिखाना प्यार connection, we can't deny-y-y-y-y-y-y
I'm so obsessed”

At this point I’m just thinking of all the different ways to kill this band. Maybe a napalm flamethrower? Maybe an AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bomb? Acid would work nicely….

Nah, those are all way too nice. Shooting the sun at them would be too nice.

I hate my life.

“My दिल is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna”

People, please. Just do me one small favor, I beg you. READ THE LYRICS OF A SONG BEFORE DECIDING IF आप LIKE IT, FOR THE प्यार OF GOD!

THIS IS THE WORST DAMN THING I’VE EVER HAD THE DISHONOR OF REVIEWING! THE SONG IS WORSE THAN FAKER, WORSE THAN THE POKEMON STORY, WORSE THAN DRIVE BY, WORSE THAN ANYTHING I’VE EVER REVIEWED AND WORSE THAN ANYTHING I WILL EVER REVIEW. BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THIS SONG IS.

ABANDONED द्वारा GOD.

“And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind”

REALLY!? Gonna AND wanna IN THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE, LET ALONE RIGHT अगला TO EACH OTHER!? AND GONNA SHOULD BE GOING TO! AN-

*AN602 Hydrogen Bomb Goes Off*

I’VE SEEN 12 साल OLDS THAT FAP TO SONIC HENTAI WRITE BETTER SONGS THAN THIS! येशु CHRIST THE LORD!

“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way आप हटाइए ain't fair आप know
हे soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing आप do tonight”

आप know, my mother always told me: “Ain’t ain’t a word! ;D” I guess we’re going to ignore that now. Because… I have no idea.

“Way आप can cut a rug
Watching you's the only drug I need”

DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY CLUE ON WHAT THE HELL THIS SONG IS ABOUT!?

And now, ladies and gentlemen, a lyric EVEN WORSE THAN: *Mmm the way आप do me!*

Holy. Mother. Fucking. Shit.

“So gangster, I'm so thug”

………………

Oh I think आप guys need to read that one और time.

“So gangster, I'm so thug”

What. THE. MOTHER. WRUI26BGSH77DFIUO25IUO6CBFW25SVFIOBVSXIFPOWH34626757Z

*Atomic Bomb Goes Off*

WHAT KIND OF A LYRIC IS THAT!? WHAT THE HELL!? THAT’S WHAT A 4 साल OLD SAYS WHEN THEY’RE TRYING TO ACT COOL!

SERIOUSLY, THAT’S ACTUALLY A LINE IN A SONG? THIS IS YOUR मैग्नम OPUS!? THIS IS THE SONG आप REALLY THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD प्यार FOR YEARS AND YEARS TO COME!? ARE आप SHITTING ME!?

EVEN CREATION OF A DRY बोन्स AT LEAST HAD SOME EFFORT PUT INTO IT! IT HAD HALF-DECENT GRAMMAR, AND WAS A PRETTY LONG FANFICTION WITH SOME PRETTY ADVANCED WORDS IN IT, BUT THIS!? THIS IS WHAT आप GET WHEN YOU’RE HAVING A SIX तारा, स्टार HANGOVER! I ACTUALLY THINK THIS SONG IS TRYING TO BE BAD! AND THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS FAILING ON A VAST SCALE.

Train, do me a favor and DECAY IN THE DARKEST PITS OF HUMANITY.

At least we’re almost done. >.<

“You're the only one I'm dreaming of
आप see I can be myself now finally”

This song makes a Dr. Seuss book look like a 12th grade history book. It just makes no fucking sense whatsoever. But द्वारा now आप know that just as much as आप know how to spell Soda.

“In fact there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see you'll be with me”

I’m starting to think Ryan is Sir Isaac Newton now. And yes Chad, I REALLY JUST कहा THAT.

“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way आप हटाइए ain't fair आप know”

येशु Christ this song…… I just can’t believe it. It breaks the 4th wall, and here’s why.

दीवार #1: The lyrics make Drive द्वारा look like a Shakespeare play.

दीवार #2: People like this shit.

दीवार #3: The संगीत video sucks really hard. Harder than a bionically plastered aluminum bowling ball the size of the Iron Giant.

Harder than my Johnson. (Perverted jokes FTW! ;D)

दीवार #4: I JUST COMPLIMENTED CREATION OF A DRY BONES, RYAN, AND DRIVE द्वारा IN THE SAME TOXIC SONG REVIEWS EPISODE. I NEVER DREAMED THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN.

AND WE STILL AREN’T DONE YET.

:)

SOMEBODY STAB ME IN THE दिल BEFORE I DO IT MYSELF.

“Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing आप do tonight
हे soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing आप do tonight
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)”

HOLY येशु ALMIGHTY CHRIST THE BEAUTIFUL AWESOME LORD, THE SONG’S FINALLY OVER. (Yeah, I know the “We still aren’t done yet!?” Joke was a bit late. XD)

In conclu-FUCK THE CONCLUSION, THIS SONG SUCKS.

IT’S INCREDIBLE how much this song fails. The संगीत video is shit, the गाना is और annoying than the SpongeBob episode “Slide Whistle Stooges”, and overall, this is the worst song I’ve ever heard.

It has no life, no soul, and no purpose BUT TO PISS ME OFF और THAN I’VE EVER BEEN.

I hope this teaches आप guys a lesson. Seriously, Just because a song is catchy DOESN’T MEAN IN ANY UNIVERSE या PARALLEL DIMENSION that the song is good.

This song is stupid, perverted, lame, and has some of the worst, IF NOT THE WORST, lyrics I’ve EVER heard. Fuck this song and fuck my life.

FINAL SCORE: Die Train. I mean it. I’ve never wanted anybody to die, because honestly that would be too cruel and mean, but in this case? I don’t care. This band is so insultingly bad it’s nowhere near funny. And all those times I कहा I wanted somebody to die? That was a stupid joke.

I mean it too. When all आप have to contribute to society is this garbage, then आप have no reason to live.

MESSAGE TO THE BAND: Either make a good song and hopefully change my mind या make like the Roadrunner and SCRAM BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

(I'm not even putting any pictures in this article, I JUST WANT TO प्रकाशित करे THIS AND NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS SONG EVER AGAIN.)

(Also, sorry I was so mad. This song really is that bad, for the record. But on the plus side, I'm doing a positive लेख next. Stay tuned for *Gasp* SOMETHING GOOD! ;D)
posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits अगला Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have आप tried दिखा रहा है him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like आप - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - मछली Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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 i'm a tumor
i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

______________________________________________


Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy आप दिल man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half और than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps दिल is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An जैतून पेड़ can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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50 बिना सोचे समझे सवालों people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will आप marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The दिन came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing आप know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this आप are on a तारीख, दिनांक with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to किस and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and आप turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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I bet I know what some of आप are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat या what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two मिनटों when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my आइपॉड या laptop for a week if I left it open again. या when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the अगला table.
Turn around every thirty-seven सेकंड्स to the people at the अगला तालिका, टेबल and ask them if your सीट is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever आप see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their तालिका, टेबल and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time आप take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the तालिका, टेबल itself; and make sure to make...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are फ्रेंड्स live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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The शीर्षक says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off द्वारा apologizing to like..... The three of आप that probably were पढ़ना this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror फिल्में last साल and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a साल ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...
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