(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)
(I will drive आप to madness द्वारा letting आप figure out why the heck I कहा pie. ;D)
Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^
JASON DERULO SUCKS.
Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, या perverted as hell.
Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......
Wiggle Wiggle. :P
(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)
And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's still shit.
Like, "I will vomit all over your decayed excrement" Shit.
I also can't help but notice EVERY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES IT! MY फ्रेंड्स प्यार IT, MY COUSINS प्यार IT, THAT FUCKING तकिया OVER THERE LOVES IT!
Let's just this over with, this is Jason Derulo's "Trumpets."
Also, CREATIVE NAME THERE. >.<
"Every time that आप get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head"
...
WOW, GREAT WAY TO START A SONG! THINKING ABOUT A NAKED WOMAN, FANFUCKINGTASTIC.
"I wrote this song just looking at आप ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they झूला, स्विंग low"
And I wrote this review looking at your shitty song.
"And the trumpets they go
And the trumpets they go
Yeah the trumpets they go"
Great idea there! Repeat the SAME GODDAMN LINE THREE TIMES IN A ROW.
THIS ISN'T TETRIS DUDE, IT'S SONG WRITING!
"Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
They go"
"Is it weird that I hear
Violins whenever you're gone"
Is it weird that your गाना reminds me of the devil's dong?
"Is it weird that your ass
Remind me of a Kanye West song?"
Is it weird that your lyrics remind me of shit from King-Kong?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
Yes, this will be the episode of the Spongebob memes. :D
Seriously though, HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT!?
I mean, I know it's fine to have an opinion, BUT HOW DOES NOBODY SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS!?
AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER. ;D
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
..............
.____.
Are आप fucking kidding me.
ARE आप SHITTING ME.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??!?!?!?
I mean, the chorus line sucked, but I could've just ignored it, and I did! BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
FUCK THIS SONG, FUCK JASON DERULO, AND FUCK MY LIFE RIGHT IN THE P**SY!
Don't do drugs kids. :P
"Every time that आप get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song just looking at आप ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they झूला, स्विंग low
And the trumpets they go"
Repeating the same goddamn lyrics from before.....
"(And they playing for आप girl)
And the trumpets they go
(Ha, yeah)
Yeah the trumpets they go
[Background:] Da da, da da da da [x7]
Yeah the trumpets they go
(Go, go-go, go-go, go, go-go)
And they go"
DADADAADDADADDADADADA MACHINE GUN DADADDAADADADADA X_____X
SERIOUSLY, IF आप AREN'T EVEN GOING TO MAKE WORDS THAN आप SHOULDN'T BE लेखन SONGS!
Goddamn it Bobby.
"(Damn) Is it weird that I hear
एंन्जल्स every time that आप moan?"
IS IT WEIRD THAT YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A KIDNEY STONE?
"Is it weird that your eyes
Remind me of a कोल्डप्ले song?"
Songwriting 101: FUCKING RHYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL TAUGHT आप TO SING, A PILLOW!?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
So the "Moan" rhyme was pointless.
Dumbass.
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
Is it weird that YOUR SONG FUCKING SUCKS, YOUR गाना IS TERRIBLE, AND आप SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!?
"Every time that आप get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song looking at आप ooh, oh
Oh, yeah"
Could आप at least TRY to make new lyrics!? Good lord, this SONG FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!
Kind of like YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Every time (Every time) that आप get undressed
(Every time that आप get undressed)
I hear symphonies in my head
(I hear symphonies in my head)"
Oh no, in my head....
*Flashback*
THAT FUCKING SONG IS FOR ANOTHER DAY.
"I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just looking at you
Ooh, oh (Just looking at आप girl)
Yeah the drums they झूला, स्विंग low"
What the hell does "The drums झूला, स्विंग low" Mean?
Why am I even questioning this. This song is from a guy who made another song called "Talk Dirty."
FUCK IT ALL!
"And the trumpets they go (Acapella on 'em)
They go, oh-ooh, yeah
Come on, come on, come on
They go "
THANK येशु CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE SONG'S OVER.
In conclusion, HOW DID THIS SONG GET SO POPULAR, IT SUCKS ASS!!!!
Also like Drive By, it's catchy, BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT. AND IF आप DON'T LIKE THE LYRICS, आप DON'T LIKE THE SONG.
Why? Maybe because THAT'S WHAT THE SONG'S ABOUT!
It fills me with uncontrollable rage that people ACTUALLY LIKE songs like this, and it's just madness.
Yes, आप actually just saw somebody say that without referencing the meme.
Anyways, the अगला song I'll be revie-
Jason Derulo: आप KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT? :DD
Me: Oh no.... o-O
Jason Derulo: WIG-
Me: LIGHTNING CHAOS REAPER CHOP! *Bonk*
Uh, see आप guys later.... o-O
Oh boy.............
(I will drive आप to madness द्वारा letting आप figure out why the heck I कहा pie. ;D)
Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^
JASON DERULO SUCKS.
Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, या perverted as hell.
Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......
Wiggle Wiggle. :P
(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)
And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's still shit.
Like, "I will vomit all over your decayed excrement" Shit.
I also can't help but notice EVERY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES IT! MY फ्रेंड्स प्यार IT, MY COUSINS प्यार IT, THAT FUCKING तकिया OVER THERE LOVES IT!
Let's just this over with, this is Jason Derulo's "Trumpets."
Also, CREATIVE NAME THERE. >.<
"Every time that आप get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head"
...
WOW, GREAT WAY TO START A SONG! THINKING ABOUT A NAKED WOMAN, FANFUCKINGTASTIC.
"I wrote this song just looking at आप ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they झूला, स्विंग low"
And I wrote this review looking at your shitty song.
"And the trumpets they go
And the trumpets they go
Yeah the trumpets they go"
Great idea there! Repeat the SAME GODDAMN LINE THREE TIMES IN A ROW.
THIS ISN'T TETRIS DUDE, IT'S SONG WRITING!
"Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
They go"
"Is it weird that I hear
Violins whenever you're gone"
Is it weird that your गाना reminds me of the devil's dong?
"Is it weird that your ass
Remind me of a Kanye West song?"
Is it weird that your lyrics remind me of shit from King-Kong?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
Yes, this will be the episode of the Spongebob memes. :D
Seriously though, HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT!?
I mean, I know it's fine to have an opinion, BUT HOW DOES NOBODY SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS!?
AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER. ;D
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
..............
.____.
Are आप fucking kidding me.
ARE आप SHITTING ME.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??!?!?!?
I mean, the chorus line sucked, but I could've just ignored it, and I did! BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
FUCK THIS SONG, FUCK JASON DERULO, AND FUCK MY LIFE RIGHT IN THE P**SY!
Don't do drugs kids. :P
"Every time that आप get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song just looking at आप ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they झूला, स्विंग low
And the trumpets they go"
Repeating the same goddamn lyrics from before.....
"(And they playing for आप girl)
And the trumpets they go
(Ha, yeah)
Yeah the trumpets they go
[Background:] Da da, da da da da [x7]
Yeah the trumpets they go
(Go, go-go, go-go, go, go-go)
And they go"
DADADAADDADADDADADADA MACHINE GUN DADADDAADADADADA X_____X
SERIOUSLY, IF आप AREN'T EVEN GOING TO MAKE WORDS THAN आप SHOULDN'T BE लेखन SONGS!
Goddamn it Bobby.
"(Damn) Is it weird that I hear
एंन्जल्स every time that आप moan?"
IS IT WEIRD THAT YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A KIDNEY STONE?
"Is it weird that your eyes
Remind me of a कोल्डप्ले song?"
Songwriting 101: FUCKING RHYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL TAUGHT आप TO SING, A PILLOW!?
AND THAT'S how to make a song. ;D
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
So the "Moan" rhyme was pointless.
Dumbass.
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
Is it weird that YOUR SONG FUCKING SUCKS, YOUR गाना IS TERRIBLE, AND आप SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!?
"Every time that आप get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song looking at आप ooh, oh
Oh, yeah"
Could आप at least TRY to make new lyrics!? Good lord, this SONG FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!
Kind of like YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I went there. ;D
"Every time (Every time) that आप get undressed
(Every time that आप get undressed)
I hear symphonies in my head
(I hear symphonies in my head)"
Oh no, in my head....
*Flashback*
THAT FUCKING SONG IS FOR ANOTHER DAY.
"I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just looking at you
Ooh, oh (Just looking at आप girl)
Yeah the drums they झूला, स्विंग low"
What the hell does "The drums झूला, स्विंग low" Mean?
Why am I even questioning this. This song is from a guy who made another song called "Talk Dirty."
FUCK IT ALL!
"And the trumpets they go (Acapella on 'em)
They go, oh-ooh, yeah
Come on, come on, come on
They go "
THANK येशु CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE SONG'S OVER.
In conclusion, HOW DID THIS SONG GET SO POPULAR, IT SUCKS ASS!!!!
Also like Drive By, it's catchy, BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT. AND IF आप DON'T LIKE THE LYRICS, आप DON'T LIKE THE SONG.
Why? Maybe because THAT'S WHAT THE SONG'S ABOUT!
It fills me with uncontrollable rage that people ACTUALLY LIKE songs like this, and it's just madness.
Yes, आप actually just saw somebody say that without referencing the meme.
Anyways, the अगला song I'll be revie-
Jason Derulo: आप KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT? :DD
Me: Oh no.... o-O
Jason Derulo: WIG-
Me: LIGHTNING CHAOS REAPER CHOP! *Bonk*
Uh, see आप guys later.... o-O
Oh boy.............
1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved द्वारा everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the महीना is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved द्वारा everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the महीना is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
Just पढ़ना some of the टर्मिनेटर कोट्स through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash दिन tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. आप might get annoyed द्वारा it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash दिन tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. आप might get annoyed द्वारा it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
