When life gives आप lemons, make नारंगी, ऑरेंज रस and leave the world wondering how the heck आप did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first आप don't succeed, destroy everything.
An सेब a दिन can keep any doctor away if आप throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 और letters in the alphabet.
Do आप believe in प्यार at first sight, या should I walk द्वारा again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, प्यार you, talk to आप later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download खाना from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my दिन could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the दीवार gets in the way.
That annoying moment when आप finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, आप need to use the restroom.
आप don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if आप miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have आप ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five और minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when आप see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and आप think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have आप ever had a fly या small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether आप win या lose, what matters is if I win या lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, या sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope आप enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first आप don't succeed, destroy everything.
An सेब a दिन can keep any doctor away if आप throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 और letters in the alphabet.
Do आप believe in प्यार at first sight, या should I walk द्वारा again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, प्यार you, talk to आप later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download खाना from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my दिन could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the दीवार gets in the way.
That annoying moment when आप finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, आप need to use the restroom.
आप don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if आप miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have आप ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five और minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when आप see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and आप think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have आप ever had a fly या small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether आप win या lose, what matters is if I win या lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, या sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope आप enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
#9 Have one of your फ्रेंड्स hit आप on the back and spit out a piece of white gum या a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until आप have $20 या more.
#7 If आप have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do शिशु come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob या संगीत videos.
#4 Go around गाना the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
