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द्वारा request; the male version of my चोटी, शीर्ष villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also प्यार me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?

Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.

10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued द्वारा the Joker. He's like the male Bellatrix या Azula and ya'll know how much I प्यार those two. A batshit insane villain is a fun villain.

9. Valtor (Winx): Long story short, this man is the Dracula of Winx. He even has his own little theme song. आप know he's here when आप hear that awesome गिटार rift. He's a pretty neat villain, he's clearly got some power. Later on in the series आप find out that he's not even actually human he's this gargoyle like monster created द्वारा (the lovely) Icy's ancestor.
Also dat goatee, gotta प्यार the goatee.

8. Deidara (Naruto): Yes my interest range goes from girly Winx to action-packed Naruto. This guy is the bomb (boooo, your puns suck)! As someone who has been in ceramics classes, I thoroughly enjoy a man who can blow shit up using clay. This dude bro has three mouths; the boring regular one and then one on each of his hands. It's creepy as heck and I प्यार it! In fact those mouths are how he makes the exploding clay. Pretty nifty if आप ask me.

7. Scabior (Harry Potter): This guy is freaking sexy. If I weren't asexual, I'd tap that lol. Gosh he was such an insignificant character and Bellatrix owned his arse, but I like him anyway. Liking him was (as tumblr put it) like being that parent sitting at a school musical waiting for पेड़ 3 (aka his/her son) to appear on stage. He was a pretty menacing presence whist he was on screen.

6. Lucius (Harry Potter): And then there's this butthole! He is such a snobby little prick but I प्यार him regardless. He carries this pimp cane around with him everywhere. He's got fab hair. I swear he and Bella get into it over hair. Sure he's और of a follower than a leader but the way he sasses Harry on behalf of Draco is always a fun watch.

5. Dracula (Van Helsing): This is another movie I vaguely recall. But I remember thinking that Dracula was kick-booty. I honestly can't प्यार villains without loving a classic like Dracula. He was absolutely cool and I'd totally steal his wardrobe. He had 3 vampire brides catering to his every need. And when it came down the final fight he had some pretty wicked moves.

4. Envy (Full Metal Alchemist): Any friend of my प्रिय character (Lust) is a friend of mine. I think Envy is cool as he is a shape shifter. To be honest he may not even be male it's a common theory among the fandom that he actually has no gender. But he's still my प्रिय palm पेड़ hair'd ऐनीमे bro. He's ruthless and cruel and merciless. Just an all around interesting character. Though I can't say much for his development as I quit watching after Spoiler Lust died. End of Spoiler

3. Hook (Once Upon A Time): I thought Hook was a pretty interesting character from the moment I saw him. And I totally shipped him with Regina. At first he's kind of a douchey womanizer, but after some time (despite my hatred of the ship) with Emma he sort of tamed his male parts. He's actually a pretty loyal guy right now but he's still got his secrets. Even so, I still think he's a cool character.

2. Zuko (Avatar): I was not sure if I should put him on here as he's good now, but I put Gina in my last लेख so I'll add a Zuko. I mean I प्यार Azula of course I'm gonna प्यार her brother. In the beginning this was actually not true, I used to hate him. But the और I thought about it, the और I liked him. He's just as deep a character as his little sister. He started off at a very low point--pretty much bald with only a silly टट्टू tail and then he grew out some sexy hair. Oh and also he turned from bad to good.
In all seriousness, I loved his redemption arc; he was all about 'honor' and capturing the avatar. But after 2 and a half long seasons he came to realize honor wasn't what he wanted...it was his father's love. And from there he realized that he had और self respect than that. If his father couldn't प्यार him unconditionally then he'd hold his own and do the right thing.

1. Saywer (Lost): Though he's और of an anti-hero/that guy who screws with everyone just to do it, I'm gonna add him to this सूची as he is my प्रिय male character in general. This guy is like a male Regina/Icy mix. He is stuck on an island in the middle of a jungle with all these people he hates. And he is one sassy bastard. He's an asshole and I hated him at first. But after teasing him (for being an asshole) with my friend I started to grow fond of him. If I joke about a character enough odds are I'll start to like 'em. He is so 100% with everyone and that island it's fun to watch. Aside from maybe Regina, I have never seen someone so 110% done with life. He has great nicknames for everyone like 'freckles' 'doc' 'international house of pancakes' 'hobbit (which is funny because the character in mind's actor played a hobbit)' 'French Chick' and so many more. He has दिया so many nicknames that कहा nicknames have their own Wikipedia page!
But really he does have और depth. He's actually a very sympathetic character especially when आप find out why he calls himself Sawyer. He also fell in प्यार with this chick, Juliet. He cried man tears when she almost died. Their relationship is just wonderful. When he's with her आप can tell that he's not as much of a jerk as he lets on. And he does have some very bold heroic moments that I can get down with.

And so I have come to realize that the two male characters I प्यार most are the ones I also hated the most. ;D
 Can आप see how completely done this man is!?
Can you see how completely done this man is!?
Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT या IT WON'T WORK AND आप WILL WISH आप HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK आप OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT आप ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise आप WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. अगला to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS आप WANT. ~ 3....
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The चोटी, शीर्ष six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as आप have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command या File Name" is about as informative as

"If आप don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as आप make a commitment to one, आप find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around आप has an attitude problem
2.your adding चॉकलेट chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything आप say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive आप crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and आप just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to पंच someone without a reason
12.if आप start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if आप were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give आप 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so आप know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a ब्रेव who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This ब्रेव had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that आप just wanna पंच in the face , then someohow , आप end up in a relationship with them , आप fall in प्यार , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing आप want to burn either (:]) Well if आप still have feelings for that person im gonna help आप get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap आप guys (: , ohk so आप could first start off द्वारा doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave आप on आग ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be दिया LIFE in prison without the possibility या parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet अजगर refused to eat it was दिया three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD दिखा रहा है Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the अजगर in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the अजगर failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf या date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the अगला time.....thank u all for पढ़ना this..and plz टिप्पणी दे ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
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We all do, say, think या relate to these, in some way या another:

-When आप forget someone's name आप wait for someone else to say it so आप don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't मिटाइए my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and आप are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are आप kidding me?' even though आप know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when आप grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when आप cheat,we hate आप and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like आप understand PMS,because आप dont.So stop अभिनय like it.

4.when आप stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and आप get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So आप may as well stfu.

5.when आप flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if आप arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like आप dont care.We want...
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1)Devise a secret code with your फ्रेंड्स then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask सवालों so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s सवालों in slow motion 2)Answer सवालों only with one word
3)Scream बिना सोचे समझे words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” या “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer सवालों in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If आप have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal द्वारा conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what आप think."

7. Claim that आप must always wear a bicycle हेलमेट as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway आप never take, या teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from लॉस्ट to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see आप crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person या kindly...
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Like the शीर्षक says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My फ्रेंड्स कहा that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to ऐनीमे and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley आप remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex आप remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did आप get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have आप know I invited my...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few सेकंड्स later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating आप this way and आप know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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User: Wendigo या yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome या disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious या vile; an action that arouses disgust या abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with आप at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak आप soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different सड़क, स्ट्रीट in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made आप feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of घर that it always gave me. I also made new फ्रेंड्स immediately; a little girl named...
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a केला, केले strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the सूची आप have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the केला, केले peel. Bananas like to be wackos and दिखाना themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if आप are near a slippery...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the तालिका, टेबल with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the दूध carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check या charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a टेलीविज़न set in her purse.
"So, do आप always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did आप get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been दिया your share !

HE: Will आप come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make आप very happy
SHE: Why? Are आप leaving?

HE: What would आप say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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