2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us या someone else will.
3. We कुतिया, मतलबी about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If आप won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing आप in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches प्यार Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like और than आप hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, या your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented द्वारा a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a महीना for being a complete asshole, आप don't.
13. Send us फूल for no apparent reason.
14. If आप cry और than we do thats a major no no.
15. आप can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… या twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our प्रिय things.
20. If आप don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than आप usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people आप know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. आप are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so आप might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. या to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way और than आप do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, आप better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand आप don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When आप break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with आप two या three और times.
33. No matter who आप are या what आप look like, it's always flattering when आप hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. आप look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we प्यार you, there is nothing so filthy that आप can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to किस a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. आप ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when आप feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We प्यार good morning texts from you.
43. We need आप to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when आप call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask आप how your दिन was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask आप whats wrong and आप say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on फेसबुक and Instagram.
52. We want आप to make the first move.
53. We प्यार cheesy romantic comedies.
54. आप want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our फ्रेंड्स one दिन and प्यार them the next.
56. If we go down on आप we expect आप to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV दिखाना the better.
58. We know आप watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn आप want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if आप keep your घास cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can दिखाना the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching आप play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching आप play video games ever.
64. आप are required to like our best friend and if आप don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who आप drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like आप to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, या being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. टैको, taco घंटी, बेल या any fast खाना restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect आप to remember our anniversary. Game over if आप forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as आप men.
82. We can be late, आप can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would आप like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if आप don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that आप did something wrong.
88. We प्यार when आप have a nickname for us that only आप use.
89. Even if आप think it is cool to burp, fart, या emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We प्यार it when आप ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the दिन we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our फ्रेंड्स otherwise…
92. Never दिखाना up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect आप to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of आप but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger आप ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest तारीख, दिनांक आप can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and रात का खाना dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will प्यार आप for it.
99. If we really प्यार you, we will do anything in our power not to let आप go.
100.We couldn't प्यार anything और than when आप tell us "I प्यार you."
Just पढ़ना some of the टर्मिनेटर कोट्स through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash दिन tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. आप might get annoyed द्वारा it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash दिन tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. आप might get annoyed द्वारा it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is a My Little टट्टू प्रशंसक fiction. If आप do not like talking घोड़े that come in different colors, run for your life.
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France, 1938
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pierce Hawkins as....
Papillon
Police टट्टू 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss
Police टट्टू 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, आप will all be transferred...
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As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
France, 1938
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pierce Hawkins as....
Papillon
Police टट्टू 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss
Police टट्टू 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, आप will all be transferred...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
On May 27, 2016, a war was started द्वारा a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new आइकन he created. This angered millions, and विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें the My Little टट्टू fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
