1. Having to go around the room and say a fun fact about yourself. (And the moments spent waiting for your turn.

2. Someone tells आप something that आप already know because आप फेसबुक stalked them, and आप have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.

3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.

4. AND people आप know saw आप go into the stall and will know it’s you.

5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.


6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and आप have no idea what to do with it after आप sign it.

7. Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted — twice.

8. Going to a party द्वारा yourself and having to hover near some other people talking and then conversation-bomb them because आप have no one to talk to

9. Being seated at the quiet end of the तालिका, टेबल at a रात का खाना party and struggling to think of सवालों to ask the two people अगला to you, while the loud end looks like they’re having A BALL.

10. When someone in real life brings up a tweet या status update आप made.

11. Having to read a lease या contract in front of someone who’s waiting for आप to sign it.

12. Having to stand just outside a वृत्त of your फ्रेंड्स talking because there’s no room in the circle.

13. When you’re out with a friend and their friend who आप don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and आप just stand there.