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हे this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a ट्रांसफॉर्मर्स knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

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Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a पिक्सार film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters aren't scary (one plays hopscotch on the Great Wall) and the aliens are boring "Little Green Men".

Offender #4: What's Up Balloon To the Rescue

How dare this company rip off one of the greatest पिक्सार movies, Up. This movie has a terrible plot, characters, and no real surprises.

Offender #5: The Little Cars (and it's sequels)

This movie rips off Cars. This evil knock off has the most boring male protagonist, and the tow truck in this movie is और of a redneck than Mater.

Offender #6: Mega Powers

This is the worst Power Rangers ripoff.

Offender #7: Tiny Robots

This movie not only rips off WALL-E, it also rips off तारा, स्टार Wars, as the evil leader looks like Darth Vader.

This company is so evil!
posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will आप marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no और मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and आप have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely बिना सोचे समझे things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as आप can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as आप can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend आप try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT या IT WON'T WORK AND आप WILL WISH आप HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK आप OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT आप ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise आप WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. अगला to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS आप WANT. ~ 3....
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The चोटी, शीर्ष six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as आप have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command या File Name" is about as informative as

"If आप don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as आप make a commitment to one, आप find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around आप has an attitude problem
2.your adding चॉकलेट chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything आप say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive आप crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and आप just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to पंच someone without a reason
12.if आप start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if आप were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give आप 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so आप know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a ब्रेव who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This ब्रेव had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that आप just wanna पंच in the face , then someohow , आप end up in a relationship with them , आप fall in प्यार , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing आप want to burn either (:]) Well if आप still have feelings for that person im gonna help आप get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap आप guys (: , ohk so आप could first start off द्वारा doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave आप on आग ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be दिया LIFE in prison without the possibility या parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet अजगर refused to eat it was दिया three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD दिखा रहा है Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the अजगर in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the अजगर failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf या date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the अगला time.....thank u all for पढ़ना this..and plz टिप्पणी दे ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think या relate to these, in some way या another:

-When आप forget someone's name आप wait for someone else to say it so आप don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't मिटाइए my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and आप are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are आप kidding me?' even though आप know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when आप grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when आप cheat,we hate आप and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like आप understand PMS,because आप dont.So stop अभिनय like it.

4.when आप stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and आप get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So आप may as well stfu.

5.when आप flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if आप arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like आप dont care.We want...
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1)Devise a secret code with your फ्रेंड्स then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask सवालों so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s सवालों in slow motion 2)Answer सवालों only with one word
3)Scream बिना सोचे समझे words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” या “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer सवालों in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If आप have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal द्वारा conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what आप think."

7. Claim that आप must always wear a bicycle हेलमेट as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway आप never take, या teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from लॉस्ट to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see आप crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person या kindly...
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Like the शीर्षक says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My फ्रेंड्स कहा that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to ऐनीमे and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley आप remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex आप remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did आप get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have आप know I invited my...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few सेकंड्स later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating आप this way and आप know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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User: Wendigo या yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome या disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious या vile; an action that arouses disgust या abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with आप at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak आप soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different सड़क, स्ट्रीट in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made आप feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of घर that it always gave me. I also made new फ्रेंड्स immediately; a little girl named...
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