Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".
Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped द्वारा a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.
Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.
Score: 1/5
Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" द्वारा Social Distortion and "Back in Time" द्वारा MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.
Score: 3/5
Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced द्वारा George Takei (Oh my).
Score: 2/5
Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if आप think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...
Score: 0/5
Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.
Final Score: 6/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped द्वारा a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.
Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.
Score: 1/5
Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" द्वारा Social Distortion and "Back in Time" द्वारा MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.
Score: 3/5
Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced द्वारा George Takei (Oh my).
Score: 2/5
Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if आप think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...
Score: 0/5
Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.
Final Score: 6/20
Would I recommend it? NO
It all started when Chloe was in the रसोई, रसोईघर making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these कपकेक in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these कपकेक in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected द्वारा wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited द्वारा one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit या other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that आप have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers या water witches. Someone who can locate water या लॉस्ट object with a rod या wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see या sense aura, या energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected द्वारा wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited द्वारा one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit या other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that आप have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers या water witches. Someone who can locate water या लॉस्ट object with a rod या wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see या sense aura, या energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week आप eat या want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 या 10.
Let's say आप eat चॉकलेट 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number द्वारा 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the पूर्व result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that द्वारा 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current साल (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If आप haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming आप were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 या 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one या two digits will be the number of times per week आप eat या want चॉकलेट (the number आप specified in the first step).
8 pieces of चॉकलेट a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say आप eat चॉकलेट 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number द्वारा 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the पूर्व result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that द्वारा 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current साल (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If आप haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming आप were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 या 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one या two digits will be the number of times per week आप eat या want चॉकलेट (the number आप specified in the first step).
8 pieces of चॉकलेट a week, 35 years of age.
5
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. आप wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. आप can tell me if आप ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. आप wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. आप can tell me if आप ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, आप never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be अगला in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well आप know that face या a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If आप don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be अगला in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well आप know that face या a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If आप don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------