No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about डिज़्नी and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have आप watched Shake it up? It's the best thing डिज़्नी has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit डिज़्नी Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL डिज़्नी & music. Even the trash फिल्में like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the डिज़्नी direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap डिज़्नी Channel has to offer.
डिज़्नी Channel now is nothing but pure crap.
डिज़्नी Channel is now all about making mediocre, shitty singers & grabbing money from dim-witted kids & their parents. And not only that, but it also makes them idiots. They go द्वारा with all of that "You're just jealous you're not famous & their talented & rich!" या even "If you're so talented, then why don't I see आप on TV या on the radio?"
Ok, BULL. SHIT. I am NOT jealous of the idiots on डिज़्नी Channel. Ok, got that? I hate sounding cocky, but for this, I had to make an exception of saying that I'm TALENTED, especially compared to the garbage singers on डिज़्नी Channel. So yeah, I can dance, & I can sing. If I'm going to be jealous of someone, I'm going to be jealous of someone who has TALENT; I'm going to be jealous of someone like Liz Callaway, Tami Tappan Damiano, Cassidy Ladden, Michelle Nicastro, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, Madonna, Usher, ADELE, Elvis, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Cher, Lenny Williams, Danny Elfman, Cascada, Jodi Benson, Beyonce, Lea Salonga, Shakira, Bob Marley, Adam Levine (Maroon 5), Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg, Whitney Houston, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, Jordin Sparks, Raven-Symone, Hilary Duff, Linkin Park, Daughtry, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake, Samantha Barks, Anne Hathaway, Lana Parrilla, Shia LaBeouf, & so many more!
डिज़्नी Channel and Justin Bieber's प्रशंसकों are clear proof that idiots can be created, regardless of their academic achievements, & how well they do in school (most perfect example is how when I was on Instagram a bunch of Justin Bieber प्रशंसकों started insulting me and telling me to kill myself and that I was jealous just because I कहा I didn't like Justin Bieber).
I'll give आप ONE example of an idiotic दिखाना on डिज़्नी Channel that has stupid jokes, no character developmeI', and provides no morals:
Austin and Ally - that दिखाना damaged my brain so badly that I think my brain cells will take a very LONG time to recover. NOTHING in this दिखाना is good, NOTHING. You're better off watching Jerseylicious than this horrible excuse for a show; yeah, it's that bad. Jerseylicious gave me the biggest fucking headache I have ever gotten from watching a show, but I'd rather FORCE myself to sit past that shit than to have my brain cells assaulted द्वारा such a garbage दिखाना like Austin & Ally.
The दिखाना makes zero to zip sense. And dare I say it, it is the worst shit डिज़्नी Channel has done द्वारा far. Unrealistic characters, horrible songs with heavy-use of editing, bad lip syncing, jokes that make "You don't mess with the Zohan" look like the greatest comedy ever made, अभिनय so bad that it makes the अभिनय in The Adventures of शार्क Boy & Lava girl look like The Godfather, poor casting choices, dialogue so painfully bad that it hurts just listening to it, & so much और that I can continue on for hours.
Shake it Up (thank goodness this दिखाना is over) - The अभिनय is horrendously bad, the characters are all annoying, unlikeable Mary-Sues with no personalities, can't dance for shit, & RAPE the shit out of auto-tune & editing when they 'sing'; In other words, it's an exact replica of Jonas L.A.! The दिखाना consists of a bunch of girls who dress like sluts, dance around like monkeys, & practically dance for others to get things they want. So, in other words, they are whores. Because it's appropriate for kids to learn that आप should dance for others for money to get things आप want (like a stripper). विक्टोरियस is better than this. And as for the dancing, anyone, even a beginner at dancing can do better than them.
The choreography in this दिखाना is so basic that it fails on its own. All they do is wave their arms around, with no rhythm, no splits, jumps, etc. & they expect people to call that dancing. I've watched plenty of good dancing फिल्में with solid choreography in them, & Shake it Up is far bellow the bottom of the barrel of how mediocre it is compared to them, या not. If आप want to see good dancing, & solid choreography, watch Step Up 3D, Footloose (remake), Smash, Dirty Dancing, हैरस्पे (2007), West Side Story, Saturday Night Fever, गाना in the rain, & even Stomp the Yard.
And how are they sluts? Well, for one just look at the way the girls dress; No girl who has a hint of sanity & self respect for herself would be caught dead dressing like link , & no parent who has self respect for their own young daughter would go out & buy the crap-ass, slutty outfits the Shake it Up girls wear. Secondly, as I previously said, these girls danced for other people to get money for products they could have asked their parents to buy them instead, like a cellphone. And third of all, they sing & constantly talk about (and do so anyways) going to the club when they're far too young for that, fashion being और important than being yourself, & sneaking out to do they please (like going to an adult club).
Don't even get me started on the awful stereotypes, & inconsistencies. The दिखाना takes place in Chicago, but none of the stuff in there is accurate. I've even seen people who live in Chicago complain about how the दिखाना shows nothing close to the Chicago state design, dressing style, etc. And those twins, they have to have the worst & most fakest accents I have ever heard. आप know what? The fake accents in that क्वीन of the Dammed movie sound far और authentic than this.
As for inconsistencies, how can the mother of one of the characters afford such a luxurious & rich apartment under her security guard salary? Does that make any sort of logical sense to you? Because it sure as hell doesn't to me.
And I also really, really hate the two main characters. They are so annoying that they drive me to the point of insanity. I don't even know how the hell these two morons are even best friends: Rocky is a कुतिया, मतलबी who is always putting Cece down & leaving her in her shadow. While Cece is portrayed as a bumbling nerdy idiot who takes whatever Rocky shoves at her. So if that's friendship right there, then I guess I must really hate my own friends.
But wait! These two ARE friends! आप know why?! Because these two do EVERYTHING together! EVERYTHING!! They dace together, sing together, sleep in the same room together, eat together, sleep together, walk together, think together, put on makeup together, hell I'll bet they even take a shit together!! I just wonder if these two girls are लेज़्बीयन just trying to hid it behind their faces. Seriously.
THIS is solid dancing:
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THIS is crap only someone with the IQ of under 60 can call good, let alone even dancing:
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Oh, and they also made fun of eating disorders.
One thing that really pisses me off about the moronic fanbase of डिज़्नी Channel is how they act like they know the actors & go on with "Don' be so meen...I now its your opinion but...how do आप think these actors feel when they read your mean टिप्पणियाँ about them??" या "Stop being so rude, आप can really hurt their feelings with this kind of rudeness!!!11!!". Ok, get this through your head, I don't give two-shits of a cent about their feelings. Do आप think I care that Justin Bieber has his feelings hurt या that Ross Lynch & Laura felt like trash because of what I said? I don't care about that. Just like the way none of आप cared about how Rebecca Black felt like when आप severely insulted her &/or sent her death threats, या how none of आप care about how REAL SINGERS like रिहाना या Mandy Moore feel when they see how आप worship shit like डिज़्नी channel & not them, या how none of आप give two shits of a cent for bands like Daughtry and Lady Antebellum who work their fucking asses off to get half the fame the idiots on डिज़्नी Channel get but won't get because the fantards will never notice them, then I shouldn't give one single flipping fuck about the feelings of a bunch of idiots from a shitty network that attracts nothing but imbeciles who wet their panties over the excrement it produces.
If Justin read what I कहा about him, good, then maybe he'll learn something & start taking some classes on real गाना & learning how to act & how not to be an arrogant douche. The same goes for Ross Lynch, Laura, & some of the other morons from the new shit on डिज़्नी Channel; if they felt horrible after पढ़ना the facts about them on my stamp, then I hope they consider bettering themselves & stop doing shit they can't do even if they're lives depended on it.
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit डिज़्नी Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL डिज़्नी & music. Even the trash फिल्में like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the डिज़्नी direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap डिज़्नी Channel has to offer.
डिज़्नी Channel now is nothing but pure crap.
डिज़्नी Channel is now all about making mediocre, shitty singers & grabbing money from dim-witted kids & their parents. And not only that, but it also makes them idiots. They go द्वारा with all of that "You're just jealous you're not famous & their talented & rich!" या even "If you're so talented, then why don't I see आप on TV या on the radio?"
Ok, BULL. SHIT. I am NOT jealous of the idiots on डिज़्नी Channel. Ok, got that? I hate sounding cocky, but for this, I had to make an exception of saying that I'm TALENTED, especially compared to the garbage singers on डिज़्नी Channel. So yeah, I can dance, & I can sing. If I'm going to be jealous of someone, I'm going to be jealous of someone who has TALENT; I'm going to be jealous of someone like Liz Callaway, Tami Tappan Damiano, Cassidy Ladden, Michelle Nicastro, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, Madonna, Usher, ADELE, Elvis, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Cher, Lenny Williams, Danny Elfman, Cascada, Jodi Benson, Beyonce, Lea Salonga, Shakira, Bob Marley, Adam Levine (Maroon 5), Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg, Whitney Houston, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, Jordin Sparks, Raven-Symone, Hilary Duff, Linkin Park, Daughtry, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake, Samantha Barks, Anne Hathaway, Lana Parrilla, Shia LaBeouf, & so many more!
डिज़्नी Channel and Justin Bieber's प्रशंसकों are clear proof that idiots can be created, regardless of their academic achievements, & how well they do in school (most perfect example is how when I was on Instagram a bunch of Justin Bieber प्रशंसकों started insulting me and telling me to kill myself and that I was jealous just because I कहा I didn't like Justin Bieber).
I'll give आप ONE example of an idiotic दिखाना on डिज़्नी Channel that has stupid jokes, no character developmeI', and provides no morals:
Austin and Ally - that दिखाना damaged my brain so badly that I think my brain cells will take a very LONG time to recover. NOTHING in this दिखाना is good, NOTHING. You're better off watching Jerseylicious than this horrible excuse for a show; yeah, it's that bad. Jerseylicious gave me the biggest fucking headache I have ever gotten from watching a show, but I'd rather FORCE myself to sit past that shit than to have my brain cells assaulted द्वारा such a garbage दिखाना like Austin & Ally.
The दिखाना makes zero to zip sense. And dare I say it, it is the worst shit डिज़्नी Channel has done द्वारा far. Unrealistic characters, horrible songs with heavy-use of editing, bad lip syncing, jokes that make "You don't mess with the Zohan" look like the greatest comedy ever made, अभिनय so bad that it makes the अभिनय in The Adventures of शार्क Boy & Lava girl look like The Godfather, poor casting choices, dialogue so painfully bad that it hurts just listening to it, & so much और that I can continue on for hours.
Shake it Up (thank goodness this दिखाना is over) - The अभिनय is horrendously bad, the characters are all annoying, unlikeable Mary-Sues with no personalities, can't dance for shit, & RAPE the shit out of auto-tune & editing when they 'sing'; In other words, it's an exact replica of Jonas L.A.! The दिखाना consists of a bunch of girls who dress like sluts, dance around like monkeys, & practically dance for others to get things they want. So, in other words, they are whores. Because it's appropriate for kids to learn that आप should dance for others for money to get things आप want (like a stripper). विक्टोरियस is better than this. And as for the dancing, anyone, even a beginner at dancing can do better than them.
The choreography in this दिखाना is so basic that it fails on its own. All they do is wave their arms around, with no rhythm, no splits, jumps, etc. & they expect people to call that dancing. I've watched plenty of good dancing फिल्में with solid choreography in them, & Shake it Up is far bellow the bottom of the barrel of how mediocre it is compared to them, या not. If आप want to see good dancing, & solid choreography, watch Step Up 3D, Footloose (remake), Smash, Dirty Dancing, हैरस्पे (2007), West Side Story, Saturday Night Fever, गाना in the rain, & even Stomp the Yard.
And how are they sluts? Well, for one just look at the way the girls dress; No girl who has a hint of sanity & self respect for herself would be caught dead dressing like link , & no parent who has self respect for their own young daughter would go out & buy the crap-ass, slutty outfits the Shake it Up girls wear. Secondly, as I previously said, these girls danced for other people to get money for products they could have asked their parents to buy them instead, like a cellphone. And third of all, they sing & constantly talk about (and do so anyways) going to the club when they're far too young for that, fashion being और important than being yourself, & sneaking out to do they please (like going to an adult club).
Don't even get me started on the awful stereotypes, & inconsistencies. The दिखाना takes place in Chicago, but none of the stuff in there is accurate. I've even seen people who live in Chicago complain about how the दिखाना shows nothing close to the Chicago state design, dressing style, etc. And those twins, they have to have the worst & most fakest accents I have ever heard. आप know what? The fake accents in that क्वीन of the Dammed movie sound far और authentic than this.
As for inconsistencies, how can the mother of one of the characters afford such a luxurious & rich apartment under her security guard salary? Does that make any sort of logical sense to you? Because it sure as hell doesn't to me.
And I also really, really hate the two main characters. They are so annoying that they drive me to the point of insanity. I don't even know how the hell these two morons are even best friends: Rocky is a कुतिया, मतलबी who is always putting Cece down & leaving her in her shadow. While Cece is portrayed as a bumbling nerdy idiot who takes whatever Rocky shoves at her. So if that's friendship right there, then I guess I must really hate my own friends.
But wait! These two ARE friends! आप know why?! Because these two do EVERYTHING together! EVERYTHING!! They dace together, sing together, sleep in the same room together, eat together, sleep together, walk together, think together, put on makeup together, hell I'll bet they even take a shit together!! I just wonder if these two girls are लेज़्बीयन just trying to hid it behind their faces. Seriously.
THIS is solid dancing:
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THIS is crap only someone with the IQ of under 60 can call good, let alone even dancing:
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Oh, and they also made fun of eating disorders.
One thing that really pisses me off about the moronic fanbase of डिज़्नी Channel is how they act like they know the actors & go on with "Don' be so meen...I now its your opinion but...how do आप think these actors feel when they read your mean टिप्पणियाँ about them??" या "Stop being so rude, आप can really hurt their feelings with this kind of rudeness!!!11!!". Ok, get this through your head, I don't give two-shits of a cent about their feelings. Do आप think I care that Justin Bieber has his feelings hurt या that Ross Lynch & Laura felt like trash because of what I said? I don't care about that. Just like the way none of आप cared about how Rebecca Black felt like when आप severely insulted her &/or sent her death threats, या how none of आप care about how REAL SINGERS like रिहाना या Mandy Moore feel when they see how आप worship shit like डिज़्नी channel & not them, या how none of आप give two shits of a cent for bands like Daughtry and Lady Antebellum who work their fucking asses off to get half the fame the idiots on डिज़्नी Channel get but won't get because the fantards will never notice them, then I shouldn't give one single flipping fuck about the feelings of a bunch of idiots from a shitty network that attracts nothing but imbeciles who wet their panties over the excrement it produces.
If Justin read what I कहा about him, good, then maybe he'll learn something & start taking some classes on real गाना & learning how to act & how not to be an arrogant douche. The same goes for Ross Lynch, Laura, & some of the other morons from the new shit on डिज़्नी Channel; if they felt horrible after पढ़ना the facts about them on my stamp, then I hope they consider bettering themselves & stop doing shit they can't do even if they're lives depended on it.
At the end of series 3, आप never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be अगला in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well आप know that face या a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If आप don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she got trapped in the spirit world
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be अगला in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well आप know that face या a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If आप don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she got trapped in the spirit world
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours या mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do आप put that back?"
I had a lot of fun लेखन these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours या mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do आप put that back?"
I had a lot of fun लेखन these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can आप believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how आप respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can आप believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how आप respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
me-every one कहा the old house down the block was haunted *roll my eyes* no such thing as "haunted" so i told my friendz i am proving it its not "haunted"
THE अगला दिन
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a चाकू in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
THE अगला दिन
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a चाकू in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
once i was at a movie theater with my फ्रेंड्स gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are आप and we were like why dose it matter and he कहा no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like आप need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because आप get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!