An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the भालू that was hit द्वारा an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They कहा it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the किशमिश for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that आप can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a पेड़ is nomadic when it packs up its सूँ ढ, ट्रंक and leaves.
One दिन the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा in the socket and get a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
आप can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the भालू that was hit द्वारा an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They कहा it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the किशमिश for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that आप can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a पेड़ is nomadic when it packs up its सूँ ढ, ट्रंक and leaves.
One दिन the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा in the socket and get a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
आप can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For द्वारा him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones या powers या rulers या authorities;
all things were created द्वारा him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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