Do आप work at Subway? Because आप just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do आप want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang आप on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but आप can expect और than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
हे babe, how about a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't आप like pizza?
Do आप work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw आप checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
हे baby, I think आप just made my two द्वारा four into a four द्वारा eight.
I'll give आप a nickel if आप tickle my pickle.
आप are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
What's the speed of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 आप have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my अगला mission is to explore Uranus.
If I had AIDS, would आप have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do आप give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Miss, If you've लॉस्ट your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made आप come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do आप wanna come to the Marines, या would your rather have a Marine come into you?
There are 265 बोन्स in the human body. How would आप like one more?
Why don't आप come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
हे baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Do आप take Visa?
How do आप like your eggs? Poached, scrambled या fertilized?
आप smell... We should go take a शावर, शॉवर together.
Would आप like a hotdog to go with those buns?
Are आप a virgin? [No] Prove it!
आप bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
I don't know what आप think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some कविता in motion?
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an घंटा fast!
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" आप do down.
Would आप like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
Do आप believe in free love? [No] Then how much do आप cost?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Hi, I'm gay. Do आप think आप can convert me?
If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add और lubricants.
[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"
What are आप doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Will आप be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
What is a nice girl like आप doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
Hi, do आप want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang आप on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but आप can expect और than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
हे babe, how about a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't आप like pizza?
Do आप work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw आप checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
हे baby, I think आप just made my two द्वारा four into a four द्वारा eight.
I'll give आप a nickel if आप tickle my pickle.
आप are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
What's the speed of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 आप have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my अगला mission is to explore Uranus.
If I had AIDS, would आप have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do आप give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Miss, If you've लॉस्ट your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made आप come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do आप wanna come to the Marines, या would your rather have a Marine come into you?
There are 265 बोन्स in the human body. How would आप like one more?
Why don't आप come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
हे baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Do आप take Visa?
How do आप like your eggs? Poached, scrambled या fertilized?
आप smell... We should go take a शावर, शॉवर together.
Would आप like a hotdog to go with those buns?
Are आप a virgin? [No] Prove it!
आप bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
I don't know what आप think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some कविता in motion?
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an घंटा fast!
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" आप do down.
Would आप like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
Do आप believe in free love? [No] Then how much do आप cost?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Hi, I'm gay. Do आप think आप can convert me?
If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add और lubricants.
[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"
What are आप doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Will आप be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
What is a nice girl like आप doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every दिन since his retirement 25 years ago. One दिन he arrives घर looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't आप take my brother with आप and give it one और try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the अगला दिन Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty झूला, स्विंग and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did आप see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't आप take my brother with आप and give it one और try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the अगला दिन Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty झूला, स्विंग and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did आप see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
