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posted by ShadowFan100
I decided to make a सूची a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive या not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different या smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused या hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person, who tries to be nice to people of all ages but...when someone older assumes they are "Better" it makes me mad. Also when younger ones act like brats to some people and there parents don't do CRAP.

-Stereotypes

Those are the things this world uses to try and label people and that makes me sick. Like just being a girl don't mean ya have to be girly या being a guy doesn't mean ya have to like football. I HATE football. या basically other stereotypes in general.

-When people treat sex like its some sorta game या something. Like hello? If आप can't take care of your kids, then don't do THAT. Simple.

-People who assume they're "Better" than others

-Those who claim Digimon ripped off Pokémon. Like seriously? I doubt that.

-When people can't tell the difference from Japanese, Chinese and Korean. OK, maybe it's not their fault but...it's just that I know Japanese, and I can tell the when something is Japanese या not.

-Leaving a light on in a room when NO ONE is there. I hate that SOO much.

-When I hear certain noise when I am trying to sleep. Especially when I hair people talking.

-People with loud-as-hell voices. Like for real...I can hear my aunt talking in the रसोई, रसोईघर all the way from bedroom with my door closed -_-

-When people repeat what they say...when people repeat what they say (See? Annoying right?)

-Show-offs of any kind.

-When people blindly trust others simply based on what they WEAR. Hello? Over heard of "don't judger a book द्वारा its cover"?

-Uniforms

I get it, they may cause some bullying to "die down"...but द्वारा making everyone wear the same crap, u let the bullies WIN. People have rights to express who they are, and shouldn't stop just cuz of bullies. I personally believe that uniforms are anther way the world tries to control us.

-Revenge

I really hate how some people believe it's perfectly fine to go out and seek revenge on someone (even on bad people) "An eye for an eye"? Seriously? Grow up and stop अभिनय like शिशु and learn to forgive. Do आप not understand the consequences of pursuing revenge? DO YOU? "Paying someone back" and "giving them what they deserve" is just childish. Act your age people....forgive!

-The death penalty

Honestly, this here has to do with the whole "revenge" thing above. I get so sick of how hateful some people can get. Yeah, it's bad people do those things but seriously, that's not an excuse to harbor so much HATE inside आप and wish death to them. it isn't your place to wish death to any human being, no matter WHAT they have done. Has it not accursed to आप that those bad people weren't always like that? Have u ever stopped to think that maybe--just maybe--those bad people might be able to turn from their ways? Now I know some can't, but a lot of people can "see the Light" if आप people would just GIVE THEM A CHANCE first. I know this one is really long, but this one bother me most: I just cant stand how humans are so quick to judge and use death to "solve their problems" with bad people.

-Abortion

I know some of आप are OK with this but I am not. Now this is just stupid....you claim that some bacteria on mars is "life" but somehow, an innocent, unborn child ISN'T? Seriously, I get where some are coming from but hear me out: How is it fair to kill off an innocent unborn kid that didn't even ASK for this? They never ask to be born, they never once asked permission to शामिल होइए this life...so why punish them? I know what ur going say "it's a woman's choice" and all that bunch of bull, but heres a tip, 'kay? Has it ever crossed ur minds that just cuz its "your choice" don't make it the RIGHT one? See, I strongly believe in always doing whats right. And killing any innocent soul is no exception...EVER

-Making fun of people's beliefs

I can't stand that either, and it seems as though the one belief that's attacked the most is MINE: Christianity. Yeah, I'm a Christian, yet I've never made fun of other beliefs, nor do I want to. Can't we just grow up and get along?

-Killing/Wars

Now I know this will never end, as many और wars will most likely happen after Iraq but....I don't like the thought of killing another human (even those who are our enemies) I mean, I प्यार the whole "fighting for freedom" thing--I really appreciate that, but...does it have to come at the cost of so many lives? Does it really? I don't wanna see any human being die--I don't like violence.

-Putting prices on animals

I understand that when u wanna adopt a pet, it cost money. But I really hate how human put a price on an animal like that. Why don't we just start putting prices on ourselves, huh? जानवर are people too, not money-maker's.

-Westboro Baptist Church

Although I really shouldn't say "hate" cuz hating another human isn't what येशु would want. I just can't stand how people like them give me a bad reputation as a Christian. I mean, I'm super freakin' nice and they're so...horrid. They spread hate in my Father's name and I HATE that.

-This generation

When I was younger, the संगीत was 10x better and had actual meaning. Same goes for the TV shows and other crap. Ugh, the TV shows that are on today....I can't stand some of the crap my nephews watch. "Almost naked Animals"? My God I hate that show, and my nephew likes it simply cuz it's "Funny" when its not. Yeah, he's like 6 so he has no freakin' clue about real shows. Same goes for most kids--they have no clue about life back then. When I was a kid, I never got anything like an iPad, now my nephews are walking around with tablets and crap. Seriously? It just seems like this generation isn't letting kids be KIDS.

Now I think I've covered a lot. I shall end it now.
posted by Anime_Gir1235
Ok my brother(pikachu700 his dumb self) had this crazy dream about Darla Dimple and... people here i'll tell आप that story :3
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS चाकू AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours या mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do आप put that back?"

I had a lot of fun लेखन these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an सेब to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit द्वारा a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking आगे to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking आगे to my new world
Writing names, लेखन names, YEAH!
Writing...
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Eve Dipalo stared up at the brick building. It looked the same but it felt so different, so... weird... "oof!" Someone pushed Eve aside and ran off into the school. Eve was about to say something, but she thought better of it. Besides, who would even listen to her of all people? She sighed and pushed open the doors to the school.

Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She pulled a piece of white paper from her backpack's side pocket and studied it. She walked over to one of the bright red 7th grade lockers and glanced back down at the paper to check her combination. she tried her...
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Look guys, I'm really sorry about how I overreacted to Fanpop's many changes earlier. I was just angry that my computer was slow, and I overreacted. For that I'm really sorry.


XxKeithHarkinxX, I'm especially sorry to you. I know we've had a few disagreements here and there, but this pushed me to my limit, and again, I overreacted because nobody would listen to me about my computer issues. I want to just patch up the hole and be friends. If आप don't, that's cool, just know that I'm sorry.

I'm also sorry to Fanpop.... I wouldn't give the new format a chance. I hope my apology can pay for everyone...
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley या our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I कहा giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the रोटी and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the दिल one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do आप know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
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Hold on to me, प्यार
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I प्यार आप and I'm not afraid, oh

Can आप hear me?
Can आप feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of आप
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow पेड़
(Come and find me)

I know आप hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of आप
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the सवालों really loudly and if they try to tell आप to be quite say "shhh this is a test आप know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering बिना सोचे समझे numbers to the person अगला to आप and then when the teacher tells आप off say "They made me give them the जवाब या they कहा they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at आप say "What are आप lookin at!" या "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on चोटी, शीर्ष of the तालिका, टेबल and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have आप been spying on me and teling it everything!"
"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all कहा in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...
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There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my कल्पना is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ड्रॅगन्स now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
या there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
कल्पना is not a crime
Find your गढ़, महल in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads आप to the moon 'cause..."
Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK आप LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get आप to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom कहा and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia कहा and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...
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It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth या Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a तकिया and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth या dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth या dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare आप to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter पुस्तकें and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from आप (Example: When in a car या an elevator). If आप don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and क्रिस्मस and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their प्रिय song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The अगला time आप and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a मतदान to see which of आप successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with आप - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever आप have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If आप were really looking for an honest answer, you...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have आप ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would आप ask such a सवाल now? आप don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when आप were 35 years old and आप really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give आप a loan? Remember how one दिन the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no सवालों asked?"

"Oh, Betty, आप did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for आप आप twit she was only after your money and could have दिया a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can आप guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell आप about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair या putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The अगला chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" या "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He कहा "I'd like to have one too." Then I कहा "But this is a dog". He कहा he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He कहा I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can आप believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how आप respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!