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~A/N~ I want to give half credit for this to DaveAndJohn we had the idea together o3o प्यार यू fellow homestuckie. And I also want to thank vampirer04 for helping me when I was stuck and couldn’t get ahold of DaveAndJohn. Thanks so much to both of you. FYI all the povs are at different places –in school unless कहा otherwise- and different times –unless they are connected to another pov stories-
(Mituna’s POV)

It felt weird doing this to my little brother, but Sollux had it coming. I had walked in with a bucket and threw the content inside on him. Sollux sat up soaked, “Mituna what the fuck?!” I fell on my नितंब, गधा laughing. “Boobyeah Thollux!” I laughed. “What are आप even doing with a thupid bucket?” Sollux asked stripping of his wet clothes. “I…I don’t know Thollux..I…ugh!” I started getting upset. “Calm down Mituna. We have thcool today I don’t want आप to have already had a thpazz attack” Sollux said. “Fine” I sighed. I looked down at my school uniform. “Do we have to wear these?” I whined to Sollux. “Yeth Mituna, आप have to wear the thcool uniform” He कहा pulling the mustard blood sweater vest representing his blood colour down. “But…it itcheth Thollux” I whined again scratching my stomach. “You’ll get uthed to it” He कहा grabbing the bottom of my कमीज, शर्ट and pulled it down. “Your stomach ithn’t a thing आप thould be thowing of to the world” He remarked grabbing his bag and flinging it over his shoulder. I grabbed my bag and did as Sollux did, but continued scratching at the places that itched. “I can already tell your firtht दिन at thcool wont be the betht” Sollux कहा grabbing my wrist and pulling me along as I started to wander around. “I’m thorry” I frowned. “Don’t be Mituna, it’th okay” He कहा pulling me close to him and hugging me.
When we got to school a boy with nubby horns and a red uniform ran up to Sollux and hugged him. “Thith ith unuthual for आप KK” Sollux says. “Well I have Kankri on my ass, so save me” The boy wrapped his arms around Sollux and pressed his lips. ANOTHER boy with nubby horns and a red uniform walked up, his arms crossed, his face turned into a scowl. “Karkat, don’t आप think someone could find this triggering? आप cannot, and I mean CANNOT walk up and किस a troll in front of everyone like this,” The other troll sank to his knees holding onto Sollux’s shirt, “for once, think about other people before you.” “Finally आप stopped damnit!” The smaller troll shouted. “Karkat-“ “I’m done!!” Karkat shouted throwing his hands into the air. “And who are you?” Kankri asked. “I’m Mituna” I कहा smiling, finally someone recognized me, या at least saw me standing awkwardly beside my younger brother. “Sup motherfuckers, I though I heard the little one yell” A high indigo blood and what looked like his older brother came walking down the hall.

“Highblood?” I asked. “It’th okai Mituna, it’th jutht Gamzee and Kurloz, they’re our friendth” Sollux कहा still holding onto Karkat. The taller one smiled. “But Thollux, I don’t know who ith who” I कहा looking between both of them. “I’m Gamzee,” The shorter on said, “and this mute motherfucker right here is Kurloz.” “Hello” He signed. I waved shyly. “You shy motherfucker?” He signed. “N-No! I’m jutht…new here…and..oh..!” I was getting upset again. “Mituna calm down” Sollux said, letting go of Karkat. “I…no..i can’t do this.. shit!” I ran out of the building my hands clasped to the sides of my helmet. “Damnit Mituna!” I heard Sollux yell. A blue and red बादल surrounded me picking me up, causing my हेलमेट to fall off my head without my notice. “Thollux let me down!” I yelped in shock. “Only if आप promith to behave” He कहा getting tired. द्वारा that time everyone in the हाल का group was outside watching the both of us. “Fine, jutht let me down pleathe!” i begged. He brought me closer to the building and dropped me in Kurloz’s arms. He puts me down and signs something to quick for me to understand. “What?” I asked almost idiotically. He slowed his hands down. “I’m sorry” He signed. “Don’t be” I कहा hugging him like Sollux did to me earlier. I was just tall enough to see over his shoulder, which I nuzzled with my nose. He patted my head that’s when I realized, I didn’t have my helmet. I pulled away from him searching my head for my helmet, seeing if it shrunk and got stuck in my curly hair, it didn’t. “My helmet! Where ith it?!” I asked frantically. Sollux walked up to me and put it on my head, I calmed down and sighed in relief. “Thankth Thollux, and आप too” I smiled at Kurloz.

(Dave’s POV)

We were walking back to my locker, Rose and I, God knows where Harley and Egbert are. “But as I कहा your grades are lowering in class Dave, don’t आप care?” Rose asked as I opened my locker getting my things.”Of course I care, because if my grades are low I’ll get smuppet नितंब, गधा in my face” I said. “Are आप being ‘ironic’ again?” Rose asked. “Totally, a cool kid like me not being ironic? I can’t wait to see the day, just like one दिन bro is going to take over the world” I कहा shutting my locker and leaning against it. “Hey guys!” Harley exclaimed dragging John with her. “Hey Egbert” I said. “Hey cool kid” He retorted opening his locker placed अगला to mine. “Hey Egbert, do आप have plans?” I asked. “First, would आप stop calling me द्वारा my last name, and सेकंड no why?” He कहा shutting his locker looking at me over the चोटी, शीर्ष of his glasses. “I wanted to know if आप wanted to hang at my place, y’know, for ironic purposes” I shrugged. John looked at Rose and Jade who were busy whispering and giggling. “You know what? Fine, for your ironic purposes” John कहा walking off to his अगला class. “Wait for me John!” Jade yelled almost tripping on her long uniform skirt. “Is Egbert wearing a girls uniform?” I asked Rose. “It seems he is” She squinted her eyes as if to get a better look. “Well history awaits, don’t want to be late, like everyone the class is about” I कहा walking the opposite direction from Rose.
The rest of the दिन I couldn’t shake the image of John in a स्कर्ट that tiny from my head. I would see him walking down the hall, his small child-like butt wiggling from side to side as he walked, me behind him getting the best view, also shielding others from seeing my treasure. “-Dave” The mention of my name knocked me out of my daydream. “Yes?” I asked leaning back in my chair. “Might आप want to go?” The teacher asked looking at me. I looked around and everybody gone. “Well a cool kid like me should be fashionably late shouldn’t he?” I asked locking my hands together behind my head as a rest. “Dave?” Harley asked walking into class early, of course dragging John around. “I was just leaving” I कहा sitting upright and grabbing my bag. “Rose is in the hall looking for आप hot shot” John said. “Says the on in the skirt” I कहा back. He face turned red. “It’s not my fault” He कहा with a frown. Before I could apologize, the cool way of course, Rose had dragged me out and to my अगला class, which I was fashionably late for.
***Le time skip!***
John was pestering me on pesterchum saying he was on his way to my apartment. I decided to make some sick beats and a rap to go with them. Not much later bro told me my ‘friend’ was here. “Hey dude” I कहा opening the door, he was still in his uniform, I just threw on some clothes. “Hey” He कहा looking shyly at the ground. “Hey dude, what’s wrong?” I asked walking out the door, shutting it behind me. “Well, I’ve never been to your apartment before, and it’s only us” He कहा looking up his cheeks a slight pink. “Nah bro is here, probably hanging with Lil Cal” I कहा looking back at the door. “Oh” For a सेकंड it looked like his cheeks grew a darker shade of pink. I put my hands on his shoulders using my thumbs to force his face up to look at me. “D-Dave? Wh-what are y-“ I shut him up the only natural way I could think. I kissed him. His face grew hot, I could tell he wasn’t comfortable, but soon he relaxed. What shocked me was what he did after that, he kissed me back और forceful than I was doing to him. I know I was only trying to shut him up but, I was liking this. The wind the picked up, fluttering John’s skirt. He pulled away and was trying to keep it down. I grabbed his arm and pulled him into another kiss, grabbing his ass. John worked his hands into my कमीज, शर्ट and rested them on my bare chest. I walked backwards with John, not breaking the kiss, leaning on the door. The door opened behind me, causing me to fall, and bring John down with me. “Uncool bro” I कहा rubbing my head I hit on the ground. “So this is what आप meant by, ‘ironic purposes’ ?” John asked.

(Nepeta’s POV)

“Equius!” I smiled cutely, pouncing into his back. “Ah Nepeta, how nice to see you” He कहा sounding completely unaffected. “You too Equius” I कहा jumping off his back. “Hey, Equius?” I कहा in and asking manner. “Yes Nepeta?” He asked in reply closing his locker and looking down at me. He towered over me, but I didn’t feel fear, he was strong, but also a softy when it came to me. “How do आप feel about me?” I asked wanting to know how he felt towards me before I told him I felt red for him. “Well you’re, absolutely amazing” He कहा using the word amazing to please me. “And you’re absolutely purrfect,” I smiled, “in fact so purrfect, I would like to ask आप to be my matesprite.” He just stared at me. “N-Nepeta, I’m sorry I like आप I really do, but not in a matesprite way” He said. “So that’s a no even afurter all the time we spent together?” I asked getting tears in my eyes. “I’m sorry Nepeta” He कहा hugging me. “No!” I yelped pushing him away from me running off.
My tears clouded my vision and before I knew it I ran into someone sending us both onto the ground. I wiped my tears, “I’m so sorry.” Nepeta..are आप okay?” It was Eridan. “Eridan?” I asked my cheeks flushing green. “Are आप okay?” He asked again. I sat up, “Fine.” He held the back of my head up. He kissed my forehead than stood up extending his hand out to help me up. “Th-thank आप very much” I कहा taking his hand. “I would wish to see आप again” He कहा his cheeks turning violet. “Where?” I smiled. “Would आप like to see a movie sometime?” He asked. “Sounds purrfect!” I smiled. He smiled at my reaction. We कहा goodbye and went our separate ways. The rest of that दिन I felt happy.

(Sollux’s POV)

“Tho you’re going to ‘hang out’ with Karkat?” Mituna asked sitting on the edge of his बिस्तर watching me closely. “Yeth I am, have a problem with it Mituna?” I asked. “Problem? Not at all Thollux, I juth want thomething from you” He said. “A good-bye kith?” I asked sarcastically. “Not originally,” He smiled with his canines दिखा रहा है , “but now yeth, I do.” “Then what did आप want originally?” I asked sitting on my bed. His smiled grew wider, “Honey!” I sighed with a smile. Mituna was like the younger one, even though he’s two whole sweeps older than me. I gave Mituna honey and kissed his forehead goodbye, walked out the door, and was headed to Karkat’s hive.
I knocked on the door, ignoring the fact Karkat gave me a key and told me to just come in whenever I felt. The door opened and I was pulled in and brought into a kiss. “I’ve been thinking..” Karkat muttered between kisses. “What have आप been thinking?” I asked pulling away, a line of spit connecting us. “Do आप know of the human ways of pailing?” Karkat asked. “Yeth, thex” I कहा with a nod and a smirk spreaping across my lips. “Well..-“ “Are आप athking me to fuck आप KK?” I cut him off. “Yes, I am” he कहा nuzzling my neck. I grabbed his horn earning a moan from his lips. “Is Kankri home?” I asked. “Yes” Karkat कहा moaning as I rubbed his horn. “Good” I कहा licking his horn. “Sollux..” He moaned louder than the other times. I wrapped a hand around his waist and pulled him close, close enough I could feel his bulge लेखन around in his pants. This feeling caused mine to do the same.
I began to rub his horn again and licked his lips asking for entrance. He sucked my lower lip then kissed me granting my wished. Our tongues fought for dominance between our mouths. I pushed him down on the सोफ़ा, सोफे in the other room. I hovered above him teasing him, my knee between his legs pushed up to his aching bulge. “I..hate..you” He कहा breathing heavily through his pleasure. “I know आप do” I कहा चुंबन again. “Ahem” Kankri cleared his throat his arms crossed behind us. “Hey bigger KK” I said. “I would rather आप two not pail in this house” Kankri said. “Why, because it might trigger you?” Karkat asked. “That’s exactly why younger brother. And the simple fact to see आप two pail in this hive is unbearable” Kankri said. “You’re unbearable” Karkat कहा throwing a तकिया at his older brother. “If आप want to be like that, Sollux can go home” Kankri कहा completely calm. “Oh no! Not my poor baby, he कहा your name” Karkat कहा to me wrapping his arms around my neck चुंबन me then letting go. I went घर to find Mituna on the floor in our room, completely unresponsive, and not moving या breathing. “Mituna?!?” I yelled running to his side.
This is द्वारा far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic सवालों being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some जवाब that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can आप send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi समुद्र तट on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was पढ़ना the Wal-Mart लेख and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the टिप्पणियाँ section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read सवालों aloud, वाद-विवाद your जवाब with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that आप can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: हे everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are फ्रेंड्स live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: हे everypony. Great to see आप again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never कहा we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of प्रशंसक fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested द्वारा Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in खोजिए of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...
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No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a दिन off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all आप want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
दिन 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: हे Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. किस me I'm british? Well, आप know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to किस me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 मिनटों later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little टट्टू Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...
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Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if आप don't have enough water, या shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if आप bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...
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Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed द्वारा the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a साल after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss या even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
आप know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!



And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
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1. Ice Cube's: To be honest I never been to Europe, I only traveled in North America like Canada and Mexico but I am aware that in many countries it is uncommon to put ice in your drinks. To be honest am not the biggest in putting ice in my drinks. The only time I do that is when I order a iced coffee या if the water is warm when we refill the water thingy we have at home, other than that I don't put ice in my drinks. To be honest I don't like putting ice in my drinks because it just water's down my drink and loses it's taste. I have seen video's on यूट्यूब of these two English Youtuber's who...
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