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posted by RosaluvzJB
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Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to घर room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. कड़वा, कड़वाहट says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do आप want, Dib?" Ms. कड़वा, कड़वाहट asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. कड़वा, कड़वाहट replies. "Do आप notice anything strange about him, Abby?" I ask pointing to Zim. "Uh, he's green." Abby says. "Ha!" I say. Abby goes and sits down in the back द्वारा Jessica. "He's crazy." Jessica tells Abby. "I don't think he's crazy. Misunderstood, but not crazy." Abby says. At lunch I am sitting at my normal table. Abby comes up to me and says "I like your hair." she giggles and twirls her hair with her finger. "Thanks." I say with a blush. "Um can I sit here?" Abby asks. "Sure." I say. Zim is sitting at the तालिका, टेबल across from us. He pokes his food, sniffs it and licks it. Then he starts choking and twitching on the floor. "Is he okay?" Abby asks. "Yeah. He'll be fine. He's an alien आप know." I say. "Riiiiight." Abby says. "You think I'm crazy don't you?" I ask with a sigh. "No I don't think you're crazy as long as आप don't think I'm crazy for believing in Big Foot." Abby says. My eyes light up. "I've been traking Big Foot since I was eight!" I say excited. "Me too!" Abby says excited. "Hey are आप and Zim friends?" Abby ask. "No we're not friends. We're enemise." I say. "Really? But he seems so nice." Abby says. Then she looks over at Zim who is stabbing his खाना violently. "Never mind." Abby says. Zim looks over at our तालिका, टेबल and glares. He looks different today though. He almost seems jealous.
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प्रॉप्स to my friend, आप know who आप are, for the idea and the inspiration. Thank आप so much, आप are awesome :)

Perfection.
That's a word all of us have, या will have, tried to accomplish. I'm pretty sure one of आप out there's trying to be the चोटी, शीर्ष of the class या चोटी, शीर्ष of your sports team या getting the attention of someone या trying to make your parents proud या something. And I'm pretty sure once या twice one of us has failed. We've all felt insecure at one point, felt misery, darkness and pain. We've all felt the need to take our lives away या draw blood या run away या something of that...
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posted by karpach_13
Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your सीट on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if आप don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget आप find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while आप still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when आप see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer....
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posted by cute20k
Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.


Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed द्वारा my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings...
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haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around फैन्पॉप and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 मिनटों looking at the नारंगी, ऑरेंज रस box because it कहा "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

6. Farmer Bill Dies in House

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

9. Stud Tires Out

10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

13. British Left waffles, वेफल्स on Falkland Islands

14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

15. Eye Drops off Shelf

16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids...
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