After आप cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and आग trucks so आप get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what आप are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let आप in front of him/her, दिखाना your appreciation द्वारा letting the entire world in front of you, including ट्रैक्टर, ट्रेक्टर trailers and construction vehicles.
If for some reason आप had to pull over on the shoulder, wait until a car is approaching to pull back onto the road.
If the driver behind आप is honking and flashing his headlights because he is in some sort of an emergency rush, do NOT pull over to let him pass.
If आप are driving fast, stick one arm out the window, twist your hand back and forth, and pretend to be an airplane as the wind lifts your arm.
If आप are on vacation and आप see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
If आप get लॉस्ट while driving, the best place to stop and get your bearings is at a green light.
If आप have a car phone, use it as much as possible. If आप have no one to call, hold the phone up to your ear and pretend.
If आप need to stop to ask for directions, wait until there is a car behind आप and stop in your lane to block traffic. Try to ask directions from either a 90 साल old local, a deaf person, an illegal alien, या a child.
If आप see a vehicle getting in your lane directly behind you, hit your brake pedal. The closer the vehicle, the harder आप should press.
If आप see an emergency vehicle traveling on the opposite side of a concrete divider, stop abruptly.
If your vehicle is capable of spinning its tires on dry roads, take advantage of this. Make as much black smoke as possible.
Keep your brake light blinking द्वारा keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
Maintain flex-time at work so that आप can drive around leisurely when others are rushing to get to work on time.
Make sure आप have at least one of the following bumper stickers:
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you"
"If आप don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"
"If आप can read this, you're too close"
"I'd rather be skiing"
"I brake for no apparent reason"
On multi-laned roads, always drive at the same speed as the vehicle अगला to you. Try to "box" in drivers behind you, who are attempting to pass.
Slow down drastically for every little bump in the road.
Swerve into the opposite lanes to avoid hitting roadside obstacles... like Styrofoam cups and Twinkie wrappers.
Use your driving time as an opportunity to have an intimate encounter with your significant other.
When approaching a curve in the road, slow down as if the road is ENDING.
When approaching a yield sign, either accelerate without looking या come to a full and complete stop.
When drivers ahead of आप pull over to let emergency vehicles pass, accelerate so that they can not merge back into traffic.
When driving at a slower speed, stay in the left-most lane.
When driving in a lane that is going to end because of construction, ignore all the "LANE CLOSED - MERGE AHEAD" signs. Then wait until the last सेकंड and cut off the other drivers that had the common sense to switch lanes earlier.
When driving in heavy bumper-to-bumper traffic, always drive with at least 10 car lengths in front of you.
When having another vehicle follow आप to where ever आप are going, and a third car merges between you, drive 5 miles an घंटा just to make sure that your followers (who are 2 cars behind) can see you.
When picking up a passenger during the early morning या late night, in a residential neighborhood, stop in front of the house and honk the horn. Either a series of long honks या in a melody of a song such as "Shave and a haircut" is appropriate.
When there's traffic behind you, always drive 8-20 MPH below the पोस्टेड limit.
Whenever possible, cut off other drivers and slow down.
Whenever आप see a police car, even parked, slam on the brakes and drive 15-20 MPH slower than the speed limit.
While listening to your प्रिय song, let other drivers on the road know that your listing to your प्रिय song. The best way to do this is, is to steer the car with your knee, pretend to be holding a pair of drum sticks, and start beating away at the steering wheel and rear-view mirror. While the whole time bobbing your head all over the place.
While traveling down residential streets, drive 2 MPH and look at all the houses and landscaping. In fact, look everywhere except out the front windshield.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
आप always have the right of way.
Your car stereo should be blasting संगीत at approximately 900,000 dB.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and आग trucks so आप get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what आप are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let आप in front of him/her, दिखाना your appreciation द्वारा letting the entire world in front of you, including ट्रैक्टर, ट्रेक्टर trailers and construction vehicles.
If for some reason आप had to pull over on the shoulder, wait until a car is approaching to pull back onto the road.
If the driver behind आप is honking and flashing his headlights because he is in some sort of an emergency rush, do NOT pull over to let him pass.
If आप are driving fast, stick one arm out the window, twist your hand back and forth, and pretend to be an airplane as the wind lifts your arm.
If आप are on vacation and आप see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
If आप get लॉस्ट while driving, the best place to stop and get your bearings is at a green light.
If आप have a car phone, use it as much as possible. If आप have no one to call, hold the phone up to your ear and pretend.
If आप need to stop to ask for directions, wait until there is a car behind आप and stop in your lane to block traffic. Try to ask directions from either a 90 साल old local, a deaf person, an illegal alien, या a child.
If आप see a vehicle getting in your lane directly behind you, hit your brake pedal. The closer the vehicle, the harder आप should press.
If आप see an emergency vehicle traveling on the opposite side of a concrete divider, stop abruptly.
If your vehicle is capable of spinning its tires on dry roads, take advantage of this. Make as much black smoke as possible.
Keep your brake light blinking द्वारा keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
Maintain flex-time at work so that आप can drive around leisurely when others are rushing to get to work on time.
Make sure आप have at least one of the following bumper stickers:
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you"
"If आप don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"
"If आप can read this, you're too close"
"I'd rather be skiing"
"I brake for no apparent reason"
On multi-laned roads, always drive at the same speed as the vehicle अगला to you. Try to "box" in drivers behind you, who are attempting to pass.
Slow down drastically for every little bump in the road.
Swerve into the opposite lanes to avoid hitting roadside obstacles... like Styrofoam cups and Twinkie wrappers.
Use your driving time as an opportunity to have an intimate encounter with your significant other.
When approaching a curve in the road, slow down as if the road is ENDING.
When approaching a yield sign, either accelerate without looking या come to a full and complete stop.
When drivers ahead of आप pull over to let emergency vehicles pass, accelerate so that they can not merge back into traffic.
When driving at a slower speed, stay in the left-most lane.
When driving in a lane that is going to end because of construction, ignore all the "LANE CLOSED - MERGE AHEAD" signs. Then wait until the last सेकंड and cut off the other drivers that had the common sense to switch lanes earlier.
When driving in heavy bumper-to-bumper traffic, always drive with at least 10 car lengths in front of you.
When having another vehicle follow आप to where ever आप are going, and a third car merges between you, drive 5 miles an घंटा just to make sure that your followers (who are 2 cars behind) can see you.
When picking up a passenger during the early morning या late night, in a residential neighborhood, stop in front of the house and honk the horn. Either a series of long honks या in a melody of a song such as "Shave and a haircut" is appropriate.
When there's traffic behind you, always drive 8-20 MPH below the पोस्टेड limit.
Whenever possible, cut off other drivers and slow down.
Whenever आप see a police car, even parked, slam on the brakes and drive 15-20 MPH slower than the speed limit.
While listening to your प्रिय song, let other drivers on the road know that your listing to your प्रिय song. The best way to do this is, is to steer the car with your knee, pretend to be holding a pair of drum sticks, and start beating away at the steering wheel and rear-view mirror. While the whole time bobbing your head all over the place.
While traveling down residential streets, drive 2 MPH and look at all the houses and landscaping. In fact, look everywhere except out the front windshield.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
आप always have the right of way.
Your car stereo should be blasting संगीत at approximately 900,000 dB.
Ask everyone आप meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as आप can.
If आप see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to बत्तख, बतख under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as आप can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as आप can.
If आप see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to बत्तख, बतख under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as आप can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, या pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum और gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min या completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting और till आप reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, या pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum और gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min या completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting और till आप reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the सोफ़ा, सोफे last night watching some rubbish टेलीविज़न दिखाना and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my इंद्रधनुष colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I प्यार आप soooooo much' and so I was like 'I प्यार आप more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting आप a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting आप one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten मिनटों later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do आप think are greater,the advantages या disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from आप mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes आप या hits आप *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to आप first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her फ्रेंड्स house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes आप *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets आप wear his clothing *he likes आप in his stuff*
7) If आप are tired of waiting for him to make the first हटाइए *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from आप mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes आप या hits आप *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to आप first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her फ्रेंड्स house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes आप *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets आप wear his clothing *he likes आप in his stuff*
7) If आप are tired of waiting for him to make the first हटाइए *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since आप passed. I wanted to take a few मिनटों to remind people of how wonderful आप were and how much आप impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your प्यार प्रॉप्स on my दीवार and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do आप remember when आप told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that आप calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had और time to be फ्रेंड्स and hang out together. I really do. आप were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to आप and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank आप so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do आप remember when आप told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that आप calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had और time to be फ्रेंड्स and hang out together. I really do. आप were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to आप and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank आप so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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