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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so आप don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured द्वारा the guards and saved द्वारा a goat. Seriously? A goat is और useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice. Shouldn't someone who's made a living on hiding be able to escape herself? She's in distress through the whole movie because Frollo is after her. She doesn't even have to do anything during the Court of Miracles and she still gets captured. Plus we have the climax where Quasimodo has to save her from burning to death and getting killed द्वारा Frollo. So far she's been saved द्वारा Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, बिना सोचे समझे towns folk that we don't even know, and a goat. A STINKIN GOAT! Kayley was supposedly saved द्वारा a chicken(he didn't save her he just helped cut her free, she saved herself) and she's one of the most bada** heroic heroines in existence. Besides Kayley did get captured sometimes, but not a lot like Esmeralda, besides she was just starting out. While Esmeralda had years of practice and got captured A LOT! I mean you'd think Esmeralda would be absolutely heroic but the only time she saves anyone was when she saved Pheobus and even then all she does is throw a rock at a horse's butt, any moron could do that. But she she's basically my Jubilee(NC had her on his) because she's someone who's part of a team and not just a team it's a team of rebels. Kids प्यार a team of rebels and especially since a lot of them seem to believe in equality like she does. They're kind of like the डिज़्नी gypsy version of X-Men I guess. The reason she's not higher is because of that one scene during the festival of fools where she's cleverly avoiding the guards.

9.Lucky(101 Dalmatians)

I can't stand this little pup and how much of a damsel he is, is part of it. I mean how many times does this guy actually get in trouble. Even when he was born he was in danger but that wasn't really his fault. But I mean this kid never even payed attention to when they were trying to escape and just watches TV. Yeah why save your life when आप can watch TV? Sure you'll be dead but oh well आप can watch TV. His name maybe Lucky but he's a jinx, he causes trouble for everyone and almost gets everyone killed. I mean I'd probably just leave him because he's just going to end up getting himself and everyone else killed. It's like this kid can't even take a walk without getting into trouble. In the TV series he gets into trouble a lot too and it's all caused द्वारा him and his stupidity. He's as heroic as a piece of paper. I mean the other पिल्लें got captured too but they didn't get into trouble like he did, actually none of them did, Patch even saved them in the sequel. But Lucky man this annoying little brat isn't even worth it and that's coming from an animal lover. He's not higher because he doesn't have as much big damsel moments as the others.

8.Wendy(Peter Pan)

Yeah आप all know that आप can't have a damsel in distress सूची without her in it. She's one of the most iconic damsel's in distress there is. She starts off getting into distress when she's attacked द्वारा the लॉस्ट boys, thanks to Tinkerbell, and it looks so cheesy. I mean why doesn't she just continue to fly? I don't think avoiding items getting thrown at आप would take away any pixie dust. So that was the first time she was in distress. The अगला time was that she was attacked द्वारा the मत्स्य कन्याओं and she actually almost died. She's not higher because in that scene she does stand up for herself but not enough for me to actually think she has any heroic in her. She's captured द्वारा Hook and his crew and forced to walk the plank. She doesn't even try to fight for her life या the lives of her brothers या friends. She just says don't sign and die. You'd think she'd try to fight to save her brothers but no she just walks the plank without a fight. She even lets her five साल old brother fight the pirates and she doesn't do a thing. I mean talk about a gutless and spineless character who can't do anything. She's not higher because of the thing with the मत्स्य कन्याओं I mentioned from before.

7.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

This girl is so weak and pathetic that she makes Princess आड़ू, पीच look like Mulan. First of all the reason she gets captured was caused द्वारा her being rude and stupid. From the way it looks it really didn't take much of an effort to capture her. It was like picking up a pencil. Then she was tied to the ground द्वारा a bunch of rats. Seriously? She was over powered द्वारा a bunch of rats! She can't even break free, the ropes were tied द्वारा a bunch of rats, they shouldn't be tied too good. Finally she's saved द्वारा a माउस and a rat. Seriously? I mean come on that's even worse than being saved द्वारा a goat. This is just pathetic, simply pathetic. It's a good thing she's pretty, but she's not even that pretty. The only reason she's not higher is simply because of others being bigger damsel's.

6.Chuckie(Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying whiny little brat, his damselness is part of it. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure he's getting into some kind of trouble where he had to be saved. Part of it is caused द्वारा him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like सुपरमैन and Batman. He's been saved द्वारा pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the दिखाना and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's ven और pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a साल old, actually saved him. He even got saved द्वारा Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. The reason he's not in the चोटी, शीर्ष 5 is because the others have been in worse situations than him.

5.Naveen(The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I loath him, he's really a huge damsel in distress. He's been in distress और than any of the डिज़्नी princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked द्वारा a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured द्वारा frog hunters, he gets out thanks to रे and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured द्वारा the shadows, then captured द्वारा the shadows again, it put in a box, and captured द्वारा Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the डिज़्नी princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved द्वारा a girl(not bad), an old blind lady, and a आग fly. That's even worse than being saved द्वारा a mouse. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger damsel's in distress.

4.Mary Jane(Spiderman) and Lois Lane(Superman)

Every single one of us know आप can't have a सूची about damsel's in distress without these two here. It's hard to decide which one of these two is और of a damsel in distress so I just gave them both the spot. Though I have to say I actually really like both of them because they maybe damsel's in distress but unlike the others on this सूची they're actually enjoyable characters. Anyway we all know their reason for existence, to be the प्यार interest and person who constantly has to be saved द्वारा the main character. I mean it seems that these two should be getting paid for getting into distress. If they had a penny for every time they've been in distress they'd be some of the richest people in the world. In the सुपरमैन दिखाना they've even made fun of how much Lois has been in distress and even कहा to सुपरमैन "I hate to say it, I've kind of gotten use to it". Neither one of them is very useful and you'd think they'd learn a thing या two after being in distress so many times. What is this, just a trip to the spa for them? They're not higher because as times they were useful, और so Lois.

3.Ron Stoppable(Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate या dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most bada** heroic character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is हटाइए and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself with like once या twice where Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should आग Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked तिल चूहा is actually और useful than him. He never saves the दिन and is as useful as a नींबू with a paper-cut. He's basically Robin with Batman. बैटमैन should probably आग Robin and keep Batgirl. He's not higher because the other two are just pathetic.

2.Giselle(Enchanted)

This chick is so annoying and part of the reason is her being such a damsel. I mean first she's in danger from the giant troll, falling from the tree, falling into the wishing-well, falling from a billboard, and eating the poison apple. She's so weak that even a stinkin चीपमक, चिपमंक is और heroic and useful than her. She's even such a damsel that she can't even walk without falling and needing someone to help her. She's even aware that she's a damsel in distress "Well usually someone's there to catch me". What is this just part of your daily rue-teen? Sure she tried to help save Robert but she doesn't really do anything, it's Pip who save the दिन and in such a stupid way. She's absolutely useless and is definitely the biggest डिज़्नी damsel in distress in existence. She's not higher because number 1 is on the same level of being a dumba** damsel in distress as Bella Swan.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence, this girl makes all the other characters on this सूची look like Kim Possible. I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all आप have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few मिनटों of the movie and is saved द्वारा a boy who was singing. That's right, all आप have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet. She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that आप just have to sing and it'll defeat the goblins and she could've easily saved herself. But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her प्यार interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up द्वारा tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even और of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her प्यार interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! It's a good thing she(and all the other girls on this list) is pretty because she's really useless.
posted by xboxrocksx45
आप just shut the door i fell like और when आप say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do आप make sure to प्यार me even though i'm shy do आप ever ever ever think to try? do आप think of me? when आप say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when आप say hi well than आप won't be mine! yes this is प्यार but does it hurt? when i cry? when आप say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i प्यार you! why would say means things why would आप say the stuff that stings why would आप say that word when i know आप much? i don't think i would be with आप if i knew a thing या two about your life आप backstabbing चाकू i trusted आप and yet आप still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs आप a lot.
Don't आप प्यार her?
I do...
I प्यार my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
आप can only live once, but if आप do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom या dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two फ्रेंड्स already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she चुरा लिया our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, प्यार a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking नितंब, गधा so happily
Supernova, bend आप over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking आप right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock आप outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when आप go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying बिना सोचे समझे stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some बिना सोचे समझे application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. आप have no means to do so. आप cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien आप know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom कहा and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did आप do that?"I asked."You need to come to the पेड़ house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the पेड़ house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the पेड़ house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine दिन in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing या whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the लेख is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my कल्पना is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ड्रॅगन्स now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
या there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
कल्पना is not a crime
Find your गढ़, महल in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads आप to the moon 'cause..."
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah कहा bounding out the door.The girls met 12 साल old Henry at a एक प्रकार का अखरोट, पेकन tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah कहा opening...
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posted by amy36y
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name या talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his संगीत every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask आप if आप have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i प्यार justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate या प्यार whatever he does even if they hate it या प्यार it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one दिन he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One दिन when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth परियों take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the सोफ़ा, सोफे with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 महीना later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! आप are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey आप bums want simethin या are आप goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do आप hear...
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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what आप did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand या a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of आप and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor द्वारा floor, and once आप find what आप are looking for, आप can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling आप what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The फ्रेंड्स laugh and without hesitation हटाइए on to...
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 James
James
केबिन for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am गाना my प्रिय song, 21 बंदूकों द्वारा Green दिन whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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केबिन for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 साल old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the नाशपाती into the side of this कचरे के डिब्बे, कूड़ेदान in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These लेखाए are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would आप wanna listen to संगीत from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better संगीत available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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