आप can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But आप wouldn't tell no one
Your प्रिय if आप could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes आप would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
आप call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

आप can't start a आग without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
आप can't hide when infection starts
Because प्यार is a social disease
प्यार is a social disease, uh-huh

Where आप look आप can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So आप play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught, yeah you're caught

So you'll say, हे that आप had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome, आप won't talk, no

So आप telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
आप know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away, hey

आप can't start a आग without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
आप can't hide when infection starts
Because प्यार is a social disease
प्यार is a social disease
प्यार is a social disease
Let the boys दिखाना आप baby

She’s so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's
Now आप know for sure, she knows the cure
To make any blind man see

आप can't start a आग without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee, yeah
आप can't hide when infection starts
Because प्यार is a social disease
प्यार is a social disease, uh-huh

आप can't start a आग without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
आप can't hide when infection starts
Because प्यार is a social disease
प्यार is a social disease baby
प्यार is a social disease uh-huh, alright
Nothing a shot can’t cure