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In a time, in a place
In a world, they forgot
Lives the दिल of me
A part that just won't die
Just a boy, not a man
Sent to war, in a land
They कहा we'd fight for their freedom
But I felt like a hired hand

Sometimes I have to find my way
Sometimes I have to get away

Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road

Working hard, for a pass
Got the night, make it last
It was a night to remember
All my life I would never forget
In a bar, breathing smoke
Snorting whiskey, drinking coke
It was a time when no one would die
And there wasn't a care

Sometimes I wish it was that way
‘Cause sometimes I have to get away

Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back to Tokyo Road
Take me back to Tokyo Road

This guy turns me around and he's pointing up the stairs
I found myself in her doorway but there wasn't anybody there
She walked in the room with nothing on but a red light, uh
And with a smile got so close to me
She whispered something 'bout midnight
I didn't understand a word she said
But it felt so good
She knew that I didn't have any money
But baby I knew she would

Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back to Tokyo Road
Take me back to Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back to Tokyo Road
Take me back
posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical घोड़े with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an आइपॉड या something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the खाना sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the संगीत store whether आप can get a CD that आप know they dont have and ask really...
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1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) जापान is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked द्वारा a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on क्रिस्मस दिन 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are और bacteria in the ice machines at fast खाना restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are और than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended द्वारा this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If आप have a reason for a दिखाना I put टिप्पणी दे and I might add it(ill give credit about it to आप because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long पढ़ना right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen या any interesting...
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posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a तारीख, दिनांक या something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up द्वारा dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If आप have a dog या cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When आप spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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O-
-heartbeats-
















OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are आप walking?
So, Annie are आप walking?
Are आप walking Annie?
Annie are आप walking?
So, Annie are आप walking?
Are आप walking?
Annie are आप walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE आप WALKING???!!!!
ARE आप WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are आप walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that आप are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the बिस्तर holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say आप know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors द्वारा your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as आप can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by RealBenTennyson
See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and आप can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter द्वारा istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
posted by MarMar_XigLux
What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring आप riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: आप crave attention, आप absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, आप may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because द्वारा being a retard online आप can get all the attention आप need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If आप want to be a retard आप must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four सवालों to determine the level of your intellect.
Your उत्तरों must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating या wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: आप are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in सेकंड place.
In which position are आप now?

Answer:
If आप answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. आप overtook the सेकंड runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the अगला सवाल try not to be so dumb.
2 : If आप overtake the last...
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A Nice दिन To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the घास to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot और fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...
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posted by energizerbunny
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, आप can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If आप wanna gain a little weight all आप have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks आप what your size is या how much आप weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when आप think of women आप think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the दिखाना is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If आप look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Hog", या perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells आप a joke and आप say "LOL".

3. आप watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. आप have called out someone's screen name while making प्यार to your significant other.

5. आप keep begging your फ्रेंड्स to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. आप have to get a 2d phone line just so आप can call पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Hut.

9. आप go into labour and आप stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope आप enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and आप failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail आप out of jail, a best friend will be sitting अगला to आप saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the किनारा, शोर like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made आप smile
8:Clear as a घंटी, बेल my nody कहा "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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34 बिना सोचे समझे facts about me..:)


1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. संगीत is my life.

6. I प्यार to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I प्यार to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I प्यार to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer या dancer when I'm older.

13. सड़क, स्ट्रीट dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...
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posted by invadercalliope
When आप turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If आप have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
आप cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long पूर्व me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and कहा "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years या so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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FRIENDS: Lend आप their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat या drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why आप have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents द्वारा Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, द्वारा Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail आप out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting अगला to आप sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen आप cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else आप cried...just laugh about it with आप in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel सुरक्षित (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled द्वारा the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...
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