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A quick run-down should आप ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants आप dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words आप should YouTube, should आप get the chance
-“Kevin सूअर का मांस, बेकन in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see आप या hear आप WHY WOULD आप MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause आप never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, आप will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If आप hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing आप need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without आप dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct सवालों about either the history of the घर या the पूर्व tenants, DO NOT हटाइए IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the टेलीविज़न (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack आप in a closet.
-If आप live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if आप die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. गूगल the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If और than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, आप know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. या come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If आप see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your फ्रेंड्स playing a trick on आप to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that आप in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground आप and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and आप hear creepy पियानो music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should आप ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants आप dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words आप should YouTube, should आप get the chance
-“Kevin सूअर का मांस, बेकन in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see आप या hear आप WHY WOULD आप MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause आप never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, आप will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If आप hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing आप need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without आप dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct सवालों about either the history of the घर या the पूर्व tenants, DO NOT हटाइए IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the टेलीविज़न (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack आप in a closet.
-If आप live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if आप die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. गूगल the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If और than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, आप know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. या come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If आप see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your फ्रेंड्स playing a trick on आप to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that आप in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground आप and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and आप hear creepy पियानो music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American संगीत Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend अशर and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, केशा and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
आप can vote for your प्रिय on the event webpage here: American संगीत Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend अशर and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, केशा and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
आप can vote for your प्रिय on the event webpage here: American संगीत Awards.
5 और incredibly बिना सोचे समझे stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and बिना सोचे समझे in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is येशु Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide द्वारा zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is येशु Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide द्वारा zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates आप , like constantly talking या doing everything आप do , well im gonna help आप deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , आप can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a तकिया in आप purse/bag , so if आप need to scream , scream in the तकिया , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , आप COULD use them to block that person out , but studies दिखाना that if that person happens to निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav बार्बी doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , आप can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a तकिया in आप purse/bag , so if आप need to scream , scream in the तकिया , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , आप COULD use them to block that person out , but studies दिखाना that if that person happens to निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav बार्बी doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't प्रशंसक anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their प्रोफ़ाइल and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to प्रशंसक someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a प्रशंसक of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my अगला reason...
If आप have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to प्रशंसक you.
However, if i can see that you're a प्रशंसक of 'Random' या 'Harry Potter' या 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will प्रशंसक आप back.
On the other hand, if आप are looking at this thinking that आप haven't done any of these things, then feel free to प्रशंसक me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to प्रशंसक someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a प्रशंसक of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my अगला reason...
If आप have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to प्रशंसक you.
However, if i can see that you're a प्रशंसक of 'Random' या 'Harry Potter' या 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will प्रशंसक आप back.
On the other hand, if आप are looking at this thinking that आप haven't done any of these things, then feel free to प्रशंसक me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx